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Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Repudiating the virtues of your world, criminals hopelessly agree to organize a forbidden universe. They agree to live in it. The air there is nauseating: they can breathe it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
How vainly shall we endeavor to repress crime by our barbarous punishment of the poorer class of criminals so long as children are reared in the brutalizing influences of poverty, so long as the bite of want drives men to crime.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
All criminals turn preachers under the gallows.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Alfred Pennyworth: Are you coming back to Gotham for long, sir?
Bruce Wayne: As long as it takes. I'm gonna show the people of Gotham that their city doesn't belong to the criminals and the corrupt.
Alfred Pennyworth: In the depression, your father nearly bankrupted Wayne Enterprises combating poverty. He believed his example could inspire the wealthy of Gotham to save their city.
Bruce Wayne: Did it?
Alfred Pennyworth: In a way. Their murders shocked the wealthy and the powerful into action.
Bruce Wayne: People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as Bruce Wayne, as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored I can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting.
Alfred Pennyworth: What symbol?
Bruce Wayne: Something elemental, something terrifying.
Alfred Pennyworth: I assume that as you're taking on the underworld, this symbol is a persona to protect those you care about from reprisals.
Bruce Wayne: You thinking about Rachel?
Alfred Pennyworth: Actually, sir, I was thinking about myself.More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
Henri Ducard: Are you so desperate to fight criminals that you lock yourself in to take one of them at a time?
Bruce Wayne: Actually, uh, there were seven of them.
Henri Ducard: I counted six, Mr. Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: How do you know my name?
Henri Ducard: The world is too small for someone like Bruce Wayne to disappear.More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
Rachel Dawes: I never stopped thinking about you... about us... when I heard you were back, I started to hope...
[Rachel kisses Bruce]
Rachel Dawes: That was before I found out about the mask.
Bruce Wayne: Batman's just a symbol, Rachel.
Rachel Dawes: [Rachel touches Bruce's face] *This* is your mask. Your real face is the one that criminals now fear. The man I loved - the man who vanished - he never came back at all. But maybe he's still out there, somewhere. Maybe one day, when Gotham no longer needs Batman, I'll see him again.More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
Jim Gordon: And what about escalation?
Bruce Wayne: What?
Jim Gordon: Cops get semi-automatics, so the criminals get fully automatics. We get kevlar body armor, they get armor-piercing bullets. Now, you got a mask. Take this guy last week... armed robbery, double homicide... Got a taste for theatrics, like you... Leaves a calling card.
[Gordon hands Batman a clear plastic evidence bag with a playing card inside it]
Bruce Wayne: [Batman turns the card over to reveal that it's a Joker card] I'll look into it.
Jim Gordon: [Batman turns to leave] I never got to say thank you.
Bruce Wayne: And you'll never have toMore [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
Henri Ducard: [to Bruce] Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
Longbaugh: I've been watching them pile up. Nightstick, flashlight, bulletproof vest.
Joe Sarno: Fuckin' utility belts, right?
Longbaugh: Fuckin' sign on his head reading "Why Bother?"
Joe Sarno: Hey, they love to say shit like "ascertain".
Longbaugh: "Surveillance."
Joe Sarno: "Affirmative."
Longbaugh: "I need backup."
Joe Sarno: "Adjudicate."
Longbaugh: "Adjudicate"?
Joe Sarno: Yeah, well...
Longbaugh: But, you know, then you got the other side. You got these trigger-happy cocksuckers all about the shooting and posturing and 'you don't know who I am' kind of thing..."I been to prison."
Joe Sarno: 'cuase you got caught, dumb fuck.
Longbaugh: These days, they want to be criminals more than they want to commit crime.
Joe Sarno: Well that's... that's not just crime. That's the way of the world.More [12/08/2005 12:12:00]
[after shooting 2 criminals with a nail gun]
Roger Murtaugh: Nailed you both!More [03/01/2007 12:03:00]
Baby Face Bob: [after the game, to Chris Berman] Remember Chris, criminals are people too...
[suddenly appears aggressive]
Baby Face Bob: Now give me your wallet!
Chris Berman: [Backs down a little and looks frightened]
Baby Face Bob: [Laughs] Just kidding.More [04/04/2007 12:04:00]
John Hobbes: The criminals don't accept consequences. They kill somebody, somehow it's not their fault.More [10/28/2007 12:10:00]
James Bond: [while talking about the incident at Savernaya] They're not just criminals Valentin, they're traitors.
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: Well, what do you expect from a Lienz Cossack?
James Bond: What?
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: I have never met the man, but I know that he is a Lienz Cossack.
James Bond: The Russians that turned against their country. The second world war.
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: You know your history, Mr. Bond. These people have left their country, hoping to wage war against the communists. But, after the war with these people living in Britain, the British betrayed them and they were sent back to Stalin, and promptly had them all shot. Men, Women, children, families.More [12/26/2007 12:12:00]
“When I was growing up, basically the only black men on television were criminals or Flip Wilson dressed in drag as a character called Geraldine. But you rarely had black professionals portrayed in the culture.”More [02/14/2008 12:02:00]
If we stick together as an American people we can bring down the war criminals that are running our country right now.More [03/27/2008 12:03:00]
Ellis Leach: I met with Prince Thamer at Saudi Embassy fifteen minutes after hearing this morning's news. And after speaking with Thamer, I advised withholding additional U.S. personnel, because a large part of the religious justification for these bombs is the presence of current U.S. personnel. More boots on Saudi soil is only gonna make an already combustible situation that much more so.
Maricella Canavesio: My two cents. The Saudis have not asked for FBI help. They've done the opposite. This is just going to further complicate an already deteriorating situation with one of our few remaining allies in the Middle East.
Attorney General Gideon Young: Rock solid logic.
FBI Director James Grace: Well, we would like to be on the record as saying the FBI would like an Evidence Response Team on the ground in Riyadh now.
Ellis Leach: Doesn't your team in that country represent exactly the kind of... of target that these masters would die for? They'd trade ten of their own for one of you.
FBI Director James Grace: Not to go after criminals because they might try to harm you is really not a policy of the FBI. See, we try not to say uncle. We try.More [06/04/2008 12:06:00]
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: Look at me, Haytham. You saved lives today. I have no doubt about that.
Sergeant Haytham: I love my country.
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: I know.
Sergeant Haytham: Never in my life, never have I thought to betray my country.
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: Believe me, I know. That's why I want you to use all your energy, anger, and frustration as a tool to drive us to capture those criminals and bring them to justice.More [06/04/2008 12:06:00]
Lady: [Watching Trusty running and howling in his sleep] He's dreaming.
Jock: Aye, dreaming of those bonnie bygone days when he and his grandfather were tracking criminals through the swamps.
Lady: They were?
Jock: That was before...
Lady: Before what?
Jock: 'Tis time you knew the truth, lassie. It shouldn't have happened to a dog, but... well, Trusty has lost his sense of smell.
Lady: [Gasp] No!
Jock: Aye, but we must never let on that we know, lassie. It would break his poor heart.More [06/24/2008 12:06:00]
First Lady: The condition of criminals is of no importance to the state!More [06/28/2008 12:06:00]
[first lines]
Anchorwoman: So many fond memories of Maximilian the First on the tenth anniversary of our glorious leader's death.
Anchorman: Many of course doubted that his son and heir, Maximilian II, could live up to the example of his charismatic father. But the man affectionately called Junior has valiantly continued against the pesky rebellion, led by the playwright turned terrorist, John Thorne.
Anchorwoman: Once derided as the playboy Prince more interested in the movie business, the President-for-life announced today that he would not rest until he has rid the country of these criminals whom he called, quote, "Really bad guys". In a gesture of goodwill to the commemorate his father's memory, the President today also commuted the sentences of several men condemned to the gallows today, sending them to the guillotine instead.
Anchorman: Papa would have been proud.More [06/28/2008 12:06:00]
[Father Jerry is returning the $10,000 Rocky has sent him 'anonymously' to help build the recreation center]



Rocky Sullivan:
Suppose the dough is hot? Nobody knows that but you and me.



Father Jerry:
That's just it.



Rocky Sullivan:
Oh, come on, don't be such an angel. You wanna get the center built, don't you? Well, go ahead - get it started.



Father Jerry:
Sure I wanna get it started; but I don't wanna get it started on rotten foundations.



Rocky Sullivan:
Aw, don't be a sucker!



Father Jerry:
All right, Rocky, supposin' I take the money... and I kid myself that it's a means to an end - well it isn't. It never will be. Inside the center my boys would be clean... and outside they'd be surrounded by the same rotten corruption and crime and criminals. Yes, yourself included. Criminals on all sides for my boys to look up to and revere... and respect and admire and imitate. What earthly good is it for me to teach that honesty is the best policy when all around they see that dishonesty is a better policy? That the hoodlum and the gangster is looked up to with the same respect as the successful businessman or the popular hero? You and the Fraziers and the Keefers and all the rest of those rotten politicians you've got in the palm of your hand. Yes, and you've got my boys, too. Whatever I teach them, you... you show me up. You show them the easiest way - the quickest way is with a racket or a gun.



Rocky Sullivan:
Well, it's so, ain't it?



Father Jerry:
Yes, it's so... God help us.

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Kentaro Moto:
[to Twister] You can obtain the confidence of criminals when one is branded a criminal.

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[first lines]



Narrator:
High atop one of the hills which ring the teaming metropolis of Gotham City, a large house rears its bulk against the dark sky. Outwardly there's nothing to distinguish this house from many others, but deep in the cavernous basements of this house is a chamber hewn from the living rock of the mountainside, strange, dimly lighted, mysteriously secret bat cave headquarters of America's #1 crimefighter, Batman! Yes, Batman, clad in the somber costume which has struck terror to the heart of many swaggering denizens of the Underworld. Batman, who is even now pondering a plan of a new assault against the forces of crime, a crushing blow against evil, in which he will have the valuable aid of his young, two-fisted assistant, Robin, the Boy Wonder. They represent American youth who love their country and are glad to fight for it, whereever crime raises its ugly head to strike with the venom of a maddened rattlesnake. Batman and Robin strike also, and in this very hour when the Axis criminals are spreading their evil over the world, even in our own land, Batman and Robin stand ready to fight them to the death.

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Lucky Kamber:
I don't care about spies. They won't always be customers, while wanted men - that's another matter.



Nabura:
Ah, so. Your precious criminals who can stay paying you head tax, of course, because you have no extradition laws.



Lucky Kamber:
This island isn't a nation; it doesn't pretend to be. It's a business and now you're starting to cut into my profits - and that's what I don't like.



Nabura:
Everyone must sacrifice in times of war. Japan has use for men like Drag Dorgan.

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Sheriff Gordon:
The scum of the whole country is coming west by the wagon-load. We got more criminals than we have citizens.



Jersey Brady:
Sounds like an up-and-coming country. Looks like we arrived just in time.

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Opening crawl:
Faith - A symbol of good will in a troubled and suspicious world. The International border-line between Canada and the United States territory of Alaska. A border only guarded by trust, yet never crossed in a war-like spirit by either of these great and friendly nations. Criminals who would betray this trust are hunted down. The American law enforcing agencies join with the Canadian Royal Northwest Mounted Police to insure that both nations will continue to enjoy peace.

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Hank Fallon:
I've been promised a vacation. You remember?



Philip Evans:
Sorry, Hank, that's out.



Hank Fallon:
Phil, look at me. College degree, lovable personality, and I spend most of my time in prison. An undercover specialist. Eight sentences in five years. Dannemora, Sing Sing, Leavenworth. I joined the department to put criminals behind bars, and here I am stir crazy.

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May Emmerich:
Oh Lon, when I think of all those awful people you come in contact with - downright criminals - I get scared.



Alonzo D. Emmerich:
Oh, there's nothing so different about them. After all, crime is only... a left-handed form of human endeavor.

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[first lines]



Narrator:
Long after the Indian and the white man were at peace, small bands of renegade Indians were organized by unscrupulous white men. Pioneers coming west were murdered and their valuables stolen. These Indians traded stolen goods for the white man's whiskey. And as soon as they drank it, they wanted more. While the real criminals counted their profits and encouraged the Indians to more massacres, Americans were dying all along the frontier... and for no reason, save the ruthless greed of a few white traders.

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[first lines]



Tour guide:
...during which you will see all of the man-made and natural beauties, the most spectacular bay in the world. You'll pass beneath the famous Golden Gate Bridge, considered by most authorities to be one of the most striking structures ever erected by man. From the bay, you will thrill to the magnificent San Francisco skyline. Your cruise ship, the Harbor King, will circle Alcatraz, a maximum security prison containing the most dangerous criminals in America. It has been the home of such notorious figures as Al Capone, Baby Face Nelson, and Machine Gun Kelly.

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Commissioner Gordon:
A fine job, Batman. You allayed their fears magnificently.



Batman:
What else could I have done, commissioner? If I told the truth, panic will grip the city.



Chief O'Hara:
The truth. Sure, and what is the truth?



Batman:
A decoy. A strange anonymous warning that Commodore Schmidlapp is in danger, to lure me into a trap.



Commissioner Gordon:
A fiendish attempt on Batman's life.



Chief O'Hara:
You mean, when they were luring you to a watery grave, the commodore's yacht has been hijacked in some places?



Batman:
Precisely.



Commissioner Gordon:
And who behind it? Not a clue.



Batman:
Tell me, commissioner: What known supercriminals are at large just now?



Commissioner Gordon:
I'll check at once, Batman. Bonnie, let's have the latest status report on super criminals still at large.



Bonnie:
Yes, commissioner.



Commissioner Gordon:
Thank you, Bonnie. Coming up, Batman, on the closed-circuit TV screen. Come over here.


[the quartet move to the closed-circuit TV screen on the wall]



Closed Circuit TV Screen:
Status report. Known supercriminals not currently imprisoned.



Batman:
The Penguin.



Commissioner Gordon:
That pompous, waddling master of foul play, maestro of the criminal uprunners.



Robin:
The Joker.



Chief O'Hara:
Devilishly clown prince of crime! If I only had a nickle for every time he's baffled us!



Commissioner Gordon:
What, the Riddler loose too?



Batman:
So it seems. Loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums.



Robin:
Gosh! And the Catwoman!



Closed Circuit TV Screen:
End of status report.

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Ginger Horton:
Ah! My Second World War Nazi atrocity book came at last.


[turns to Youngman, dog in her lap, and browses the book]



Ginger Horton:
Do you know what Bitsy and I do? We sit down and imagine all those atrocities being done to sex criminals. - Yes, sex criminals and the like. And that Dr Thorndike!



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[overhearing] What's that, Ginge? Bill Thorndike a sexy criminal?



Ginger Horton:
The man you sent me to. He behaved VERY strangely.

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[opening narration]



Narrator:
Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

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Narrator:
Knight Rider: a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man, who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

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[while B is brushing his teeth]



Female Street Hawker:
Damn those cops! Always after the hawkers! May God punish them all.


[B spits on the street]



Police Chief B:
Are you deaf, meatball girl? Those were criminals that were shot to death!



Female Street Hawker:
You bastard! Criminals are humans! Aren't they also human beings? How ungrateful you are! Without them, you're going nowhere! Come with me to sell the meatballs!



Police Chief B:
You bitch! I'm guessing it's beaten you. Run into these criminals one day, and see if you have all of your money and your jewellery taken away, including your clothes, your bras, your underwear! See if you get dragged to a roof and raped by them one by one!



Female Street Hawker:
[throwing her bag of meatball while cursing him] Go to hell! You son of a bitch. Cursing me like that early in the morning. You'll pay!

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O'Brien:
There are thought criminals who maintain that the resistance is not real. Believe me, Winston, it is very real. Perhaps you are not familiar with how it operates.



Winston Smith:
I am attentive to the news.



O'Brien:
Indeed. Then perhaps you imagine a huge network of conspirators prepared to commit any atrocity to weaken and demoralize the order of our society. The reality is infinitely more subtle. If Goldstein himself fell into the hands of the Thought Police, he could not give them a list of his agents. Such a list does not exist. They are not an organization in the sense we know. Nothing holds it together but an idea. Individually, they cheat, forge, blackmail, corrupt children, spread disease and prostitution, in the name of spreading knowledge from generation to generation, until... in a thousand years...

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Lt. Col. Podovsky:
I see you are no stranger to pain. Perhaps you have been among my Vietnamese comrades before, hmm? No answer. Do you wish to give your name? Now, what possible harm can that cause? Pride is a poor substitute for intelligence. What you must understand is that we have to interrogate you. To Sergeant Yushin here, you are a piece of meat. A laboratory experiment. But to me, you are a comrade, similar to myself, just opposed by an act of fate. I know you are trying to facilitate the release of war criminals held by this republic. I can appreciate this. But this incident, your capture is... embarrassing. We must have explanation. First of all, I wish you to radio your headquarters and say that you have been captured and condemned for espionage activities, and that no such criminal aggression should be attempted in the future or they will meet with the same fate as yours.


[Podovsky arrogantly turns on radio transmitter]



John J. Rambo:
Fuck you.

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Valarie Wells:
Why do I have a gut feeling that there's not much interest in the police department in finding the two men who attacked me?



Detective Marty Lowery:
Miss Wells, we want to catch these guys but there are more criminals than there are police, and nobody wants to hire more cops.

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Captain Trunk:
You couldn't resist it, could you, Hammer? You just couldn't resist blowing up a building on your way to work this morning, could you Hammer?



Sledge Hammer:
Look. The only way to fight criminals is to be, you know, wilder than they are!


[makes whistling missile and explosion noise]

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Man in Black:
All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.



Vizzini:
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.



Man in Black:
You've made your decision then?



Vizzini:
Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.



Man in Black:
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.



Vizzini:
Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?



Man in Black:
Australia.



Vizzini:
Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.



Man in Black:
You're just stalling now.



Vizzini:
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.



Man in Black:
You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.



Vizzini:
IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!



Man in Black:
Then make your choice.



Vizzini:
I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?



Vizzini:
[Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]



Man in Black:
What? Where? I don't see anything.



Vizzini:
Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.



Man in Black, Vizzini:
[they drink ]



Man in Black:
You guessed wrong.



Vizzini:
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...



Vizzini:
[Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]



Buttercup:
And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.



Man in Black:
They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

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[while engaging in a "battle of wits"]



Westley:
You've made your decision, then?



Vizzini:
Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.



Westley:
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.



Vizzini:
Wait till I get going!


[pause]



Vizzini:
Where was I?

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David Harris:
[asked if Randall Dale Adams is innocent] Did you ask him?



Errol Morris:
Yes.



David Harris:
What did he say?



Errol Morris:
Well, he's always said he's innocent.



David Harris:
There you go. You didn't believe him did you? Criminals always lie.

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Des Lynam:
Do you know how the police refer to victims of crime?



Ian Hislop:
Customers?



Des Lynam:
Yes!



Ian Hislop:
What does that make criminals - clients?

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Megavolt:
That's right! Prepare to meet thy doom at the hands of the... the TWO most dangerous criminals ever! Together!

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Red Green:
I know you teenagers watch a whole lot of television and you get kind of a mixed-up view of what the world is really like. The worst thing is that TV makes crime look good, where actually crime is bad. First of all, there's no such thing as a criminal mastermind, okay? The prison population is not a brain trust. If you ever skimmed through the mugshots down at the police station, you know you're not looking at the MIT graduating class. And if you're a criminal, one of these guys is going to be your roommates for the next 20 years. Also, if you get into the criminal line of work, you got to work a lot of nights, there are zero benefits and no one will come to your patio dinner party because they're afraid there's going to be a drive-by shooting. Despite what you see on television, most criminals either get caught or killed or they have to change their identity and move to a country where there's nothing worth stealing. So I'm asking you to just say no to assault, break-and-enter, arson, murder, theft, drug trafficking, and, oh yeah, real estate sales.

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James Bond:
[while talking about the incident at Savernaya] They're not just criminals Valentin, they're traitors.



Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky:
Well, what do you expect from a Lienz Cossack?



James Bond:
What?



Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky:
This Janus, I've never met the man, but I know that he is a Lienz Cossack.



James Bond:
Group that worked for the Nazis against the Russians. Second World War.



Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky:
You know your history, Mr. Bond. At the end of the war, they surrendered to the British, thinking they would help in waging war against the Communists. But, the British betrayed them, sent them back to Stalin, who promptly had them all shot. Women, children, entire families.



James Bond:
Not exactly our finest hour.



Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky:
Still, ruthless people. They got what they deserved.

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Verbal:
He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes.

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Ed Exley:
A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?



Bud White:
Get the fuck away from me.



Ed Exley:
How's it gonna look in your report?



Bud White:
It'll look like justice. That's what the man got. Justice.



Ed Exley:
You don't know the meaning of the word, you ignorant bastard.



Bud White:
Oh yeah, well you think it means getting your picture in the paper. Why don't you go after criminals for a change, instead of cops?


[punches Exley in the shoulder and then starts to walk away]



Ed Exley:
Stensland got what he deserved, and so will you.


[a furious White tries to attack Exley, only to be restrained by the Captain and by several other cops]



Captain Dudley Smith:
It's best to stay away from a man when his blood is up.



Ed Exley:
His blood is always up.



Captain Dudley Smith:
Then perhaps you should stay away from him altogether.

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Reporter:
[Rasmussen shows a video of a crying Derek with his mother talking to a reporter after his father's death] Look I know this is tough. But how do you feel right now?



Derek Vinyard:
How do you think I feel? I think it's typical.



Reporter:
Typical how?



Derek Vinyard:
Well, this country is becoming a haven for criminals so what do you expect? You know, decent hard-working Americans like my dad are getting rubbed out by social parasites.



Reporter:
Parasites?



Derek Vinyard:
Blacks, Browns, Yellow whatever.



Reporter:
I don't understand you're saying that you think maybe your father's murder was race related?



Derek Vinyard:
Yeah it's race related! Every problem in this country is race related not just crime. It's like... immigration, AIDS, welfare those are problems in them. The Black community, the Hispanic community, the Asian community, they're not white problems.



Reporter:
Derek, are those really issues that deal with poverty?



Derek Vinyard:
No. You know, no. They're not products of the environment either that's crap. Minorities don't give two shits about this country, they've come here to exploit it not to embrace it.



Reporter:
What does this...



Derek Vinyard:
I mean millions of white European Americans came here and flourished you know within a generation so what the fuck is the matter with these jewlates going around shooting a... fireman?


[cries]



Reporter:
What does this have to do with the murder of your father?



Derek Vinyard:
Because my father was murdered doing his job! Putting out a fire in fucking Nigger neighborhood. He shouldn't be giving a shit about. He got shot by a fucking drug dealer who probably still collects a welfare check!

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Roman:
Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast. You know, nobody's gonna wanna work with me. Variety called me a "pariah." I don't even know what a pariah is. Why-why couldn't somebody have killed the cast from Stab 1, huh? Or Stab 2? Why me? What, John, what did we do wrong?



Milton:
Hollywood is full of criminals whose careers are flourishing.



Roman:
I'm not a criminal. I was questioned. Yeah, but that's all. I was questioned. That's it.



Milton:
It's good for your mystique.



Roman:
You think it'll help me get work?

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Prue:
They have secrets, too.



Piper:
Well unless they're transvestite Nazi war criminals with really good face-lifts, ours beats theirs.

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Red Forman:
Do you know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, ten years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.



Kitty Forman:
Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels.

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Sheriff Dudston:
There's criminals in the air tonight. I can smell 'em.

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[after some male criminals dress up as the Powerpuff Girls]



Narrator:
Oh, no! Imposter Powerpuffs! What a drag!

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Lars von Trier:
They look dangerous. What do you think, Jesper?



Jesper Jargil:
One of them had a puppy.



Lars von Trier:
That's the dangerous part. The worst criminals always have a puppy, and then suddenly....

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Sherlock Holmes:
[to Watson] This is a case where the law is as dangerous to us as the criminals are. You must be patient and wait.

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[Addressing criminals while wearing an improvised "Sailor Moon" hairdo]



Excel:
There can be no excuse for those who use animation to exploit innocent children. That pisses Excel off! You've all been bad boys, so in the name of the toons, Excel will punish you!

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The Pink Pussy:
No criminals can escape from the Pink Pussy!



Enchman:
Oh yeah, the censors are gonna love that one.

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George Carlin:
I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took the group photograph of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.

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