I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
One of the benefits of a college education is to show the boy its little avail.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a belly-full of words and do not know a thing. The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means of education.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a man s. It is in the boys gyms, the college fraternity houses, the club locker rooms, the paneled offices of business that gossip reaches its luxuriant flower.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The system -- the American one, at least -- is a vast and noble experiment. It has been polestar and exemplar for other nations. But from kindergarten until she graduates from college the girl is treated in it exactly like her brothers. She studies the same subjects, becomes proficient at the same sports. Oh, it is a magnificent lore she learns, education for the mind beyond anything Jane Austen or Saint Theresa or even Mrs. Pankhurst ever dreamed. It is truly Utopian. But Utopia was never meant to exist on this disheveled planet.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Die and endow a college or a cat.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a Master of Arts and a Doctor of Philosophy after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I was planning to go into architecture. But when I arrived, architecture was filled up. Acting was right next to it, so I signed up for acting instead. [On his college registration experience]More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
One half who graduate from college never read another book.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
First I was dying to finish high-school and start college. Then I was dying to finish college and start working. Next, I was dying for my children to grow old enough for school, so I could return to work. Finally, I was dying to retire. And now, I am dyingMore [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If nobody dropped out of eighth grade, who would hire the college graduates?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Generally young men are regarded as radicals. This is a popular misconception. The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past middle life.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past middle life.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Interviewer: You've written a best-seller...
Chopper: Yeah, I know - and I can't even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here's a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can't spell, and he's written a best-seller. It's sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it's still selling. And he's writing another one. And I can't even spell. I'm semi-bloody-illiterate.More [09/23/2005 12:09:00]
Sheriff Krantz: Well, I ain't seen that college education of yours do us much good so far.
Marine Biologist Rex: Walking fish wasn't part of the curriculum. They didn't teach us how to be kind to sheriffs, either -- but I'm trying.
Sheriff Krantz: You better be, boy.More [10/04/2005 12:10:00]
Wyatt: Hi Chet.
Chet: [Grabs Wyatt] What the hell is going on around here?
Wyatt: It was an accident Chet.
Chet: An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!
Wyatt: It's weird Chet. It's really weird Chet.
Chet: It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.
Wyatt: It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.
Chet: Don't smart mouth me you wormy little shit!
[Places Wyatt in a neck hold]
Hilly: Look just leave him alone!
Chet: Stay out of this bimbo! It's a family matter.
Wyatt: Look Chet. Find Lisa. She'll clear up everything.
[Chet tightens his grip on Wyatt]
Wyatt: You can have my college money. And my social security, Chet.More [12/21/2005 12:12:00]
Dawn Weiner: But I don't want to go to Disney World.
Mark Weiner: Don't be stupid. At least it'll look good on your college resume.More [12/25/2005 12:12:00]
Brad: So you see, I got this chick back at my apartment, right. She thinks I'm her best friends brother.
Zeke: Why the fuck does she think that?
Brad: Because I told her I was. It was the only way she'd come home with me.
Eric: Do you even know her best friend?
Brad: Of course not, I never know their best friend, but if they believe I know their best friends, then I'm like... Safe.
Zeke: What the fuck you mean safe?
Brad: Safe, you know, it's like she wants to know you have something in common before she lets you in. It's kinda like the college connection. When you meet a chick from college she automatically feels comfortable lettin you nail her. She thinks that you have this common bond all because you go to the same school. All of the sudden,(snaps fingers), SAFE.More [01/25/2006 12:01:00]
D.C.: [he and Marty both challenge each other to a very life-risking car race two times, and he loses both times; and college girls such as Donna Jo and Tanna are watching them] Let's go again!
Donna Jo: Like hell you'll go again!More [02/10/2006 12:02:00]
I'm a college dropout.More [03/23/2006 12:03:00]
I started when I was in college because I was shy and thought it would be a good way to break out of that.More [03/23/2006 12:03:00]
My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So... you're black.'More [04/06/2006 12:04:00]
Krush Groove was a movie at the time. That was my first break. I just got to New York. I was right out of college and I was happy to have a job.More [04/11/2006 12:04:00]
Now, my earliest training was in music theater. My major in college was music theater, singing and dancing and acting.More [04/11/2006 12:04:00]
The perception was it was a college movie, but it really wasn't, ... It was a completely professional venture where we formed a limited partnership and gave out shares. It was all above board. And we're so glad it was, because 25 years later we can still keep track of it. No one's suing anyone because we all know what happened.More [04/14/2006 12:04:00]
A white boy that makes C's in College can make it to the White HouseMore [04/19/2006 12:04:00]
Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm.More [04/27/2006 12:04:00]
Yeah, some of my college friends and I have been tinkering around for years, you know, just for fun.More [05/08/2006 12:05:00]
Even when I was young, playing college football, and I injured my knee, I bounced right back.More [05/23/2006 12:05:00]
I learned how to sign because when I was growing up in California in order to get into college you needed two semesters of language to get into a University of California school.More [06/21/2006 12:06:00]
No I graduated college and went to NYU for a graduate program and studied some sign language while I was there.More [06/21/2006 12:06:00]
I went to college for four years and got my degree in drama. I had known I wanted to act, but my parents wanted me to go to college first.More [06/24/2006 12:06:00]
Taye Diggs comes from Scott-taye. When I went to college I liked it because it was so different and I have an infatuation with nicknames.More [07/09/2006 12:07:00]
“I definitely want to go to college, but I can't make any major decisions right now, ... When I'm at that point, I'll just see how I'm doing. If I have a couple of movies lined up, then I'll put it off a few months. People go to college to figure out what they want to do, and it seems silly to turn down work, for me, at least.”More [07/16/2006 12:07:00]
“Even though college has been hard, I don't want to give up.”More [08/03/2006 12:08:00]
“Still, it's tough trying to combine my acting career with my college career.”More [08/03/2006 12:08:00]
I wanted to be an actress. In college I was a serious feminist and very political. I was determined to get one thing out of my career and that was respect. I didn't want money. I didn't care about fame.More [08/13/2006 12:08:00]
In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it.More [09/11/2006 12:09:00]
“It's an experiment year for us too. We had a young rock band last night, more of a kid's or college age and the night before that we had Loggins and Messina , and it was a little older group. So this is a trial for us. We'll see if people enjoy it, if they come, if they don't we won't do it again.”More [10/10/2006 12:10:00]
I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I'm on the road.More [10/10/2006 12:10:00]
It took me two weeks to decide to do the tour instead of going right back to school. An album is short-lived and college is four years.More [10/10/2006 12:10:00]
“[When Carey discusses what might be on the horizon, he sounds as indecisive as a high school senior.] That's what it feels like, ... Should I go to college or go to work with my father? I could always stay retired.”More [10/30/2006 12:10:00]
“I'll probably pursue doing more movies, but not horror or movies with killers in them. I'll try to stick to happy movies. I want to act and direct like Jodie Foster. I admire her because she went to college and she's still doing the same thing.”More [11/06/2006 12:11:00]
“It's ike being in college and being undecided about your major. As soon as you choose your major, you focus in on it.”More [11/13/2006 12:11:00]
In high school and college all my friends and my brother wrestled.More [12/03/2006 12:12:00]
We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?More [12/12/2006 12:12:00]
Ace Rothstein: [narrating] The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?More [02/24/2007 12:02:00]
Dick Grayson: I need a name! Batboy, Nightwing, I dunno. What's a good sidekick name?
Bruce Wayne: How about Dick Grayson, college student?
Dick Grayson: Screw you!More [03/19/2007 12:03:00]
“My mother wanted me to be a lawyer and I wanted to be an Actor. So I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple of weeks after I graduated college I called my mother up and said 'Can I borrow $200?' and she said 'Why don't you act like you've got $200.'”More [03/29/2007 12:03:00]
Marshal Biggs: It's hinky, Sam. I mean, this guy is a college graduate. He became a doctor. I mean, he ain't gonna go through here with all this security. Hinky.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Biggs, what does that mean, hinky?
Marshal Biggs: I don't know. Strange. Weird
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, why don't you say strange or weird? I mean hinky, that has no meaning.
Marshal Biggs: Well, we say hinky.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't want you guys using words with no meaning.
Marshal Biggs: [Sotto voce] How about 'bullshit?' How about 'bullshit,' Sam?More [04/06/2007 12:04:00]
Even though college has been hard, I don't want to give up.More [04/06/2007 12:04:00]
If I had to give one piece of advice to incoming college freshmen, I'd say always be true to yourself.More [04/06/2007 12:04:00]
Still, it's tough trying to combine my acting career with my college career.More [04/06/2007 12:04:00]
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