Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We ask advice but we mean approbation.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is hardly a man on earth who will take advice unless he is certain that it is positively bad.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Generally speaking, when a woman offers unsolicited advice or tries to help a man, she has no idea of how critical and unloving he may sound to him.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The advice of the elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Whatever advice you give, be short.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Growing up female in America. What a liability! You grew up with your ears full of cosmetic ads, love songs, advice columns, whoreoscopes, Hollywood gossip, and moral dilemmas on the level of TV soap operas. What litanies the advertisers of the good life chanted at you! What curious catechisms!More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it pleases them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in the eye and say, I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price of advice can turn out badly.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It takes a great man to give sound advice tactfully, but a greater to accept it graciously.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and seem to have the greatest deference for you; but, though they may ask it, you never find them following your advice upon their own affairs; nor allowing you to manage your own, without thinking that you should follow theirs. Thus, in fact, they all think themselves wiser than you, whatever they may say.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Every man, however wise, needs the advice of some sagacious friend in the affairs of life.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Good advice is beyond all price.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Never give advice in a crowd.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Never give advice unless asked.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The best advice on the art of being happy is about as easy to follow as advice to be well when one is sick.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is bad advice that cannot be changed.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, And whom did you consult before coming to me? Only the village druggist, was the answer. And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you? asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. Oh, replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, he told me to come and see you.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Terry: All right. Now I have complied with your every request, would you agree?
Rusty: I would.
Terry: Good, 'cause now I have one of my own. Run and hide, asshole. Run and hide. If you should be picked up next week buying a hundred-thousand dollar sports car in Newport Beach, I am going to be supremely disappointed. Because I want my people to find you, and when they do, rest assured we are not going to hand you over to the police. So my advice to you again is this: run and hide. That is all that I ask. More [07/07/2005 12:07:00]
Ra's al Ghul: Well, well… You took my advice about theatricality a bit... literally.More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
Jimmy: I'm a bit confused about everything that's going on at the moment.
Clive Connelly: Does it feel like everyone's trying to pull your pants down, son?
Jimmy: Yeah. Yeah, that's it exactly.
Clive Connelly: My advice to you is... start wearing a belt.More [08/21/2005 12:08:00]
Jimmy: My dad gave me some good advice once; "Speak if you have something to say." I always thought that was pretty clever.
Jimmy: He probably never thought that I'd be talking to the press though, eh?More [08/21/2005 12:08:00]
Rogue: You know, you should wear your seat belt.
Wolverine: Now look, kid, I don't need advice on auto...More [10/17/2005 12:10:00]
Claire Richards: Take my advice and stay away from broken people.More [01/31/2006 12:01:00]
I think my first and foremost advice is to have a very realistic understanding of what making movies is; how much work it is, how unglamorous it is, how much tenacity you have to have.More [04/07/2006 12:04:00]
The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple, ... He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldn't have to explain it.More [04/07/2006 12:04:00]
My advice to someone to follow in my footsteps is to have patience. I've been doing this for twelve years.More [08/12/2006 12:08:00]
I'm gonna give them the advice that I always took myself, that it's better to get to know somebody before you jump into the sack with them. Because then if you jump into the sack and fall in love, and you liked them already, you're home free.More [11/07/2006 12:11:00]
My dad never gave me any advice about the theater. That's what I was trained for-the theater.More [11/10/2006 12:11:00]
“A lot of girls ask for advice on how to get into acting, and I'm kind of the worst person to ask, because it just kind of fell in my lap... I was just in the right place at the right time.”More [12/03/2006 12:12:00]
“I think, especially in our business we meet a lot of people, and sometimes you spend so much time being nice to strangers, and so, you know, keeping a clear head and just being nice to each other. And that's all the advice I can give.”More [12/08/2006 12:12:00]
Brenda: I was hoping you could give me some advice.
Connor MacLeod: Are you the kind of woman who takes advice?
Connor MacLeod: Advice about what?
Brenda: What can you tell me about a seven foot lunatic hacking away with a broadsword at one o'clock in the morning, New York City, 1985?
Connor MacLeod: ...Not much.More [03/23/2007 12:03:00]
If I had to give one piece of advice to incoming college freshmen, I'd say always be true to yourself.More [04/06/2007 12:04:00]
Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society?
Kathryn: That's one way looking at it.
[under her breath]
Kathryn: Fucking idiot...More [04/18/2007 12:04:00]
Mr. Darcy: I... do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before.
Elizabeth Bennet: Perhaps you should take your aunt's advice and practice?More [04/25/2007 12:04:00]
Monty: Take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of salt.
Serena: Yeah and take anything that he gives you with a shot of penicillin.More [05/10/2007 12:05:00]
Fielding's father: [giving Fielding some advice after a speech] And you get too personal. I mean, if anybody really knew Kennedy, you think they would've voted for him? You gotta be strong. So strong you're gonna want to blow your brains out. But you won't. So strong, people can say right to your face, "you're a dirty, lying son of a bitch", and it's not gonna make a bit of difference.More [05/14/2007 12:05:00]
[Jack's explaining his "excuse" for his tour de stade after injuring his ankle]
Jack: Just trying to work a few things out.
Desmond: Ah, a girl, right?
Jack: A patient.
Desmond: Ah, but a girl patient. What's her name?
Jack: Her name's Sarah.
Desmond: What'd you do to her, then?
Jack: Do to her?
Desmond: You must have done something worthy of this self-flagellation.
Jack: I told her... I made her a promise I couldn't keep... I told her I'd fix her and I couldn't. I failed.
Desmond: Right. Just one thing - what if you did fix her?
Jack: I didn't.
Desmond: But what if you did?
Jack: You don't know what you're talking about, man.
Desmond: I don't? Why not?
Jack: Because with her situation that would be a miracle, "brother."
Desmond: Oh, and you don't believe in miracles?
[Jack laughs and shakes his head]
Desmond: Right. Well then, I'm going to give you some advice anyway. You have to lift it up.
Jack: Lift it up?
Desmond: Your ankle. You have to keep it elevated. It's been nice chatting.
Desmond: Jack, I'm Desmond. Good luck, brother. See you in another life, yeah?More [05/21/2007 12:05:00]
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