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Sometimes, because of its immediacy, television produces a kind of electronic parable. Berlin, for instance, on the day the Wall was opened. Rostropovich was playing his cello by the Wall that no longer cast a shadow, and a million East Berliners were thronging to the West to shop with an allowance given them by West German banks! At that moment the whole world saw how materialism had lost its awesome historic power and become a shopping list.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Writing a novel is not merely going on a shopping expedition across the border to an unreal land: it is hours and years spent in the factories, the streets, the cathedrals of the imagination.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If you think the United States has stood still, who built The largest shopping center in the world?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Phil: There is a major network interested in me.
Larry: That would be the Home Shopping Network. More [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
Malfoy: [outside the shrieking shack to Ron and Hermione] Well, well. Look who's here - you two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weasel-Bee? Don't your family all sleep in... one room?More [07/27/2005 12:07:00]
Corky St. Clair: I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes and Mrs Pearl was in the same shop! And it just was an accident you know, we started talking... about panty hose, she was saying... whatever that's not the point of the story but what the point is is that through this accidental meeting... it's like a Hitchcock movie you know where you're thrown into a rubber bag and put in the trunk of a car, you find people. You find them. Something, is is it karma? Maybe. But we found him, that's the important thing. And I got Bonnie a wonderful pantsuit.More [10/22/2005 12:10:00]
I'll stop smoking, I'll stop shopping and I'll wear a bra. People think I'm trying to make a fashion statement because I never wear a bra. It's really that I'm a tomboy at heart.More [11/04/2005 12:11:00]
We will try and get some bargains ourselves, so have a good day shopping and Happy New Year.More [03/14/2006 12:03:00]
“There was a rumor that I was dead. I happened to be off work that day and I had a beeper and the batteries had died, so I was just shopping and looking round book stores. People were frantically trying to get in touch with me and people were calling hospitals and the news people were calling my agent trying to see if it was true.”More [07/16/2006 12:07:00]
“I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I'll rarely go to a shopping mall anymore.”More [08/16/2006 12:08:00]
“It's a lovely, lovely place to come and visit and the shopping is fantastic. I'm very happy to be here. I have been here for five weeks and I've done a lot of shopping. I think I need to buy another suitcase.”More [10/05/2006 12:10:00]
I live in Hollywood so it's easy for me to get to the studio, do a few episodes and then go shopping at Barney's.More [10/12/2006 12:10:00]
I used to do performances at shopping centres and things, and that's hardly cool.More [11/01/2006 12:11:00]
“Just as there were excesses at the beginning -- the early feminists [tried] to rule out a lot of the sexuality and frivolity and, you know, they demonized Barbie and Cosmo girl in high heels and shopping and a lot of the fun stuff women like -- at the end, you know, they are equally sort of into conformity, but completely the opposite way,”More [11/16/2006 12:11:00]
Jack Travis: You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. You punch a clock for 30 years, retirement, pension... nothin' to do. Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid! The police department's got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash... it's a one-stop shopping center. If you've got the balls and the brains, there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it!More [03/04/2007 12:03:00]
Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.More [03/08/2007 12:03:00]
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: [told his father died, Michael rewinds to the last time he saw him to find himself working when Ben arrives] Hi, Dad. Sorry to bother you. Would you mind looking at my shopping mall design again? This one is cheaper, but... If you check this out, you'll see it has much better natural flow...
Michael Newman: [without looking up] Cheaper one, like I said. Just let me do my e-mail.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Er...
Michael Newman: [to Ben] He ain't right.
[to himself]
Michael Newman: You are a schmark, look at it!
Ted: [comes in] Surprise!
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Hey, Grandpa!
Michael Newman: [seeing how old his father is] Oh, my God...
Ted: [hugs Ben] How did you get so handsome? So, Michael, I have a wonderful idea. Your mother is going to play canasta with her friends tonight, so I thought "What a great opportunity!" You, me, and Ben should go and have a boys' night out.
Michael Newman: I can't.
Ted: What do you mean you can't? You have to weak some time. We can go, we can whistle the pretty ladies.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: I'm down for that.
Ted: See? He's down. I don't know what that means but he's down.
Michael Newman: Hey, please.
Ted: Don't give me that finger... I'll make you a deal. If you come, I'll show you the quarter trick.
Michael Newman: No, Dad.
Michael Newman: [to himself] Will you look at the man?
Ted: Don't you want to know...?
Michael Newman: you do the stupid trick? I've always known. Can you let me do my job?
Ted: [voice breaking] You've always known...
Michael Newman: [to himself] You're pathetic.
Ted: Okay... I'm so sorry I butched in. I love you, son.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Don't worry, Grandpa, I'll go with you.
Ted: [Ted starts to leave, crying. Michael rewinds the scene] I love you, son.
[he rewinds it again]
Ted: I love you, son.
Ted: I love you, son.
Michael Newman: [pauses it] I love you.
[kisses his cheek]
Michael Newman: I'll miss ya... you know that... good-bye.More [03/21/2007 12:03:00]
[Michael was told his father, Ted, died. In his grave, he asks the remote to flashback to the last time he saw him. Flashback: Michael's very busy working and his son, Ben, arrives]
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Hi, Dad. Sorry to bother you. Would you mind looking at my shopping mall design again? This one is cheaper, but... If you check this out, you'll see it has much better natural flow...
Michael Newman: [Flashback-Michael interrupts without having seen his son's project] Cheaper one, like I said. Just, let me do my e-mail.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Er...
Michael Newman: [Real Michael] He ain't right. You are a schmark, look at it!
Ted: [arrives] Surprise!
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Hey, grandpa!
Michael Newman: [Real Michael sees how old his dad is] Oh, my God...
Ted: [hugs Ben] How did you get so handsome?
[to Michael]
Ted: So, Michael. I have a wonderful idea. Your mother is going to play canasta with her friends tonight, so I thought: "What a great opportunity". You, me and Ben should go and have a boys night out.
Michael Newman: [Flashback-Michael] I can't.
Ted: What do you mean you can't? You have to weak some time. We can go, we can whistle the pretty ladies.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: I'm down for that.
Ted: See? He's down. I don't know what that means but he's down.
Michael Newman: [Flashback-Michael] Hey, please.
Ted: Don't give me that finger.
[after seeing he's son keeps busy]
Ted: I'll make you a deal. If you come, I'll show you the quarter trick.
Michael Newman: [Real Michael] Will you look at the man?
Ted: I'll tell you the secret.
Michael Newman: [Flashback-Michael] No, Dad.
Ted: Don't you wanna know...?
Michael Newman: you do the stupid trick? I've always known. Can you let me do my job?
Ted: [voice braking] You've always known...
Michael Newman: [Real Michael, to Flashback-Michael] You're pathetic.
Ted: Okay... I'm so sorry I butched in. I love you son.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Don't you worry, grandpa. I'll go with you.
[Grandpa starts leaving and cries. Real Michael freezes him, then rewinds the scene to the part Granpa Ted tells Flashback-Michael that he loves him]
Michael Newman: [Real Michael, when he freezes his dad when he's looking at him] I love you dad.
[kisses him in the cheek]
Michael Newman: I'll miss ya... You know that... Good-bye.More [03/21/2007 12:03:00]
Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no
Elle: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.More [04/19/2007 12:04:00]
Paula: That's why she's been so depressed lately cos' that Jess broke her heart! She's in love. With a girl!
Alan Paxton: You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions
Paula: But I heard her! No wonder she never looked twice at the Kevin or brought any boys home. I tried to get her nice clothes, you know we've had some lovely prints in this summer you know in swimwear and sarongs and that. She never wants to go shopping with me. It was terrible what they did to that George Michael going on about him and his private business in the papers like that! Oh No!
Alan Paxton: George Michael is still a superstar and you still listen to Wham!More [04/26/2007 12:04:00]
Helen: Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the, at the supermarket? Come on! Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, know what I mean?More [05/08/2007 12:05:00]
Danny Pierce: It's a damn good feeling knowing you're out there patrolling New York Harbor, son. The fucking Cong could be shopping on Fifth avenue like that.More [05/14/2007 12:05:00]
Chip Douglas: The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!More [07/04/2007 12:07:00]
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?More [07/20/2007 12:07:00]
Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It's faux.More [07/24/2007 12:07:00]
[Franks falls through a shopping mall's roof and hangs by his rope]
Jack Hall: Frank! Are you all right?
Frank Harris: I'm fine! Just dropped in to do a little shopping.More [08/20/2007 12:08:00]
McDermott: You think I'm not aware of our situation? You think I want to stay isolated down here? You know, I'd make a desperate effort to raise somebody in hopes of getting away from your nasty mouth Steele! But the fact is... the fact is, either we are the only ones left, or there's no one within range my puny Second World War radio signals.
Johnson: We used to talk to Washington all the time. They could hear us then.
McDermott: We were on relays then. We weren't over the air. The power is off on the mainland now in case you haven't heard, and all the shopping malls are closed!More [08/20/2007 12:08:00]
Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
Robert Clayton Dean: No I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.More [10/12/2007 12:10:00]
Years ago the public used to hound me but now I can go shopping in peace.More [10/15/2007 12:10:00]
Dominic: Take this package, get on the subway, get off at Borough Hall.
Angelo: Now, you'll see a heavy woman dressed just like you. Blonde wig, red hat, sunglasses.
Dominic: She'll be carrying a yellow shopping bag.
Angelo: You drop the package into her shopping bag.
Dominic: And she'll take it to the people we're doing business with.
Angelo: Lady, it's a very expensive package. Don't make a mistake.
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Borough Hall. Heavy woman. Red hat. Blonde wig. Sunglasses. Yellow shopping bag. Don't make a mistake.More [11/22/2007 12:11:00]
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: I got the package.
Cop Dressed as Woman: Hmm-mm.
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Anybody watching?
Cop Dressed as Woman: Uh-uh. Police! You're under arrest!
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Oh God.
Cop Dressed as Woman: Stop her! Stop her! Stop her! Don't let her get away! Stop her! Hold her! Don't let her go!
Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: No help! There's a pervert after me.
Cop Dressed as Woman: Hold her! Don't let her go!
Second cop: Hold it sweetheart. I got this dance.
Cop Dressed as Woman: Let go! I'm a police officer.
Second cop: Where's your badge?
Cop Dressed as Woman: Under my bar!
Second cop: Okay Alice, this is fun city, but we gotta draw the line somewhere.
Cop Dressed as Woman: She's getting away in the red hat and the yellow shopping bag.More [11/22/2007 12:11:00]
[Charles comes running after Carrie]
Charles: Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and... , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on...
Carrie: That was very romantic.
Charles: Well, I thought it over a lot, you know, I wanted to get it just right.More [11/24/2007 12:11:00]
Cheryl: Attention, shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on aisle 3. Liquid Drain Cleaner, 2 12-ounce cans for $5.00. Liquid Drain Cleaner has churning power and it will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. That's Liquid Drain Cleaner on aisle 3. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Retail Rodeo.More [12/30/2007 12:12:00]
Elliot Garfield: Haven't we met? In our apartment?
Paula McFadden: Please, I enjoy shopping. Don't ruin this for me too.
Elliot Garfield: Relax. We don't have to fight until we get home. We need soap, Darling.
Paula McFadden: Not in my bathroom we don't.
Elliot Garfield: This is silly. If you get what you need and I get what I need we're going to blow a lot of bread getting the same things. Including bread. Why don't we have one shopping list and split the bill?
Paula McFadden: On what items?
Elliot Garfield: Food! Bathroom and kitchen cleansers. Everything. Except male and female do-dads. In that area you go your way and I'll go mine.
Paula McFadden: We split everything?
Elliot Garfield: Everything. I'll pay my full one third share.
Paula McFadden: One third?
Elliot Garfield: I am not the one with the daughter.
Paula McFadden: What's the matter? Didn't Lady Anne wash her hands the other night?
Elliot Garfield: Quick. Quick. I like a quick girl. Okay, right down the middle.
Paula McFadden: Okay.
Elliot Garfield: Hold it. Hold it. I'll take that.
Elliot Garfield: [Walking down the street] This is a good idea sharing expenses like this. By the way, I need shoes next week. A little Chianti? Can't have spaghetti marinaro without a little vino.
Paula McFadden: Not on my budget.
Elliot Garfield: Hey, hey, no. I'll blow for the booze, eh? Short of stature but not tight of pocket.
Liquor Store Salesman: Can I help you?
Elliot Garfield: Yes. A bottle of your finest, cheap Chianti, please.
Liquor Store Salesman: I've got a nice California red for a dollar eighty.
Elliot Garfield: Dollar eighty. Nothing from Kansas?
Liquor Store Salesman: Comedian. Seriously. This is a good wine.
Elliot Garfield: Okay. It goes good with spaghetti, right?
Liquor Store Salesman: Perfect with spaghetti.More [01/01/2008 12:01:00]
Hector: So you shopping like the other night? 'Cuase you know I got the real shit, ah.
Allison: No, I'm just looking.
Hector: Yeah, me too. I'm just looking too.More [02/17/2008 12:02:00]
Kevin McCallister: I went shopping yesterday.
Jeff McCallister: You? Shopping?
Kevin McCallister: I got you milk, eggs, and fabric softener.
Peter McCallister: No kidding. What a funny guy. What else did you do while we were away?
Kevin McCallister: Just hung around.
Buzz McCallister: He went shopping? He doesn't know how to tie his shoe and he's going shopping!More [03/22/2008 12:03:00]
Eddie: Do you ever have that experience where your thoughts are like these totally separate, totally self-sustaining phone booths and there's like this vast uninhabited shopping mall in your head? Do you ever have that experience?More [04/05/2008 12:04:00]
There's nothing like shopping at 1 a.m.More [05/20/2008 12:05:00]
Ethan: When are we going to eat spaghetti?
Kate: Its like nine in the morning.
Ethan: So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?
Kate: I don't eat carbs!
Ethan: So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?
Kate: This experience is so totally wasted on you...
Miss Ungermeyer: Craft! Sanders! Seperate!
Kate: Oh, we did! And thank god!
Miss Ungermeyer: Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.More [08/04/2008 12:08:00]
[a Wal-Mart appears in the desert]
Bugs Bunny: Is that a mirage, or just product placement?
Daffy Duck: Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your Product Name Here!
DJ Drake: Is this your idea?
Kate Houghton: The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.More [08/12/2008 12:08:00]
Stannie Dum:
I've got a Christmas present for you.

A Christmas gift in the middle of July?

Stannie Dum:
Well we always do our Christmas shopping early.

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Sam Borden:
You ladies goin' out for a ride this evening?

Julie McCabe:
We're going shopping - and I have no intention of leaving town, you'll be sorry to hear.

Sam Borden:
Kinda late to be goin' shoppin' isn't it? Bound to be about time to be closin' up.

Lin Connor:
We work late and sleep late, so we have to shop late. Can we go now, Sheriff?

Sam Borden:
Didn't mean to hold you up. There are enough people being held-up around here.

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Charles S. Howard, Seabiscuit's Owner:
We really got to go east and do some buying. I got my eye on one or two I think we can get.

Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer:
Good, we'd better start right away.

Mrs. Charles S. Howard:
Wait a minute, now, I don't know whether I trust you two boys to go shopping or not.

Charles S. Howard, Seabiscuit's Owner:
Shawn will see that no one puts anything over on me. Have you any particular favorites?

Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer:
No, not offhand. Oh, yes, come to think of it, now. I do know of one. And he shouldn't cost you too much, either. Sir, it would be a pleasure to go east to the sales with you. Indeed it will, sir!

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That just goes to prove that old saying - If you can't get affection at home, you may have to go shopping for it.

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[Gordon is shopping with Selina]

Gordon Ralfe:
I almost forgot. I'm out of detergent. Now this is where I really need your help. There's Swish...

Selina D'Arcy:
[Quoting advertising slogans] "Keeps your hands soft as velvet."

Gordon Ralfe:
Good. Whizz...

Selina D'Arcy:
"Retains your girlish skin."

Gordon Ralfe:
Marvelous. Jiffy...

Selina D'Arcy:
"Jiffy makes you feel like a princess."

Gordon Ralfe:

Selina D'Arcy:
Froth? I never heard that one.

Gordon Ralfe:
Froth is just for washing dishes, but that's the one we need.

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[somewhat inebriated] Shopping is only for women. Husbands pay!

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I didn't want to do this, you know. I wanted to be a lumberjack!

Mr. Praline:
Yes, this is irrelevant.

Yes! A lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The smell of fresh cut timber! The giant redwood! The larch! The fir! The mighty Scots pine! With my best girlie by my side, we'd sing... sing... sing!


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK/I sleep all night and I work all day.

Mounties Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK/He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory/On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties Chorus:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory/On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea./He's a lumberjack and he's OK/He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers/I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties Chorus:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press widlflowers.


Mounties Chorus:
He puts on... women's... clothing? And hangs around... in... bars?

[bright as ever]

Mounties Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK/He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra/I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa.

Mounties Chorus:
He cuts down trees, he wears... high... heels? Suspenders? And a... bra? Ugghhh...

[they storm off]

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Best Girl:
Oh, Bevis! And I though you were so butch!

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Doria Houston:
Santa Rosa is so beautiful. I mean, I thought the shopping mall in Anaheim was great until I saw yours. It's... a credit to the vision of your business community.

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[coming upon the mall]

What the hell is it?

It looks like a shopping center, one of those big, indoor malls

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[Out shopping with Adrian]

Rocky Balboa:
Do you like having a good time? Then you need-a-good-watch!

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[while they are driving around in the shopping mall with 2 police cars on their tail]

Baby clothes...

This place has got everything.

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Sam Weber:
You know, Karen, if we had gotten married, we'd be going shopping like this.

No, if we had gotten married I'd be doing this alone.

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Scott 'Stingray' Timmins:
[after he fails to Ollie a shopping Trolley and wipes out] Belgium!

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I can't believe Roberta's a prostitute.

Roberta's not a prostitute.

I saw this thing on television about this woman who turned tricks in the city from nine until noon, then went shopping all afternoon. It was years before her husband found out about it. Oh, my God, I've heard that four out of five prostitutes are lesbians.

Don't you think I would know if my wife was a lesbian?

Why? You didn't know she was a prostitute!

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Jack Chester:
Where's Angus with that sail? There's only two more shopping days left.

He's searching the entire coast for it. I'm sure he'll find it.

Jack Chester:
How can you be so sure?

If he don't, I'll kill him.

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Guy Pendleton:
They found the hot cell. It had been sealed off. Apparently there'd been some sort of explosion resulting in massive radioactivity. Anyway Jedbugh went and located the plutonium, and carried it out in a Harrods shopping bag.

Henry Harcourt:
Has Craven got any idea where Jedburgh went?

Guy Pendleton:
He said his last words were something about meeting "Moriarty at the falls".

Henry Harcourt:
If there's an Irish component to this I shall retire.

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Terry Doolittle:
Look, he's been shopping at Walgreen's again. He's got his Brut collection.

At least I'm always ready for women.

Terry Doolittle:
Hey man, try some soap, you know?

I did. It got lonely.

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[Dean & Billy see Joanna's mugshot on TV]

Dean Proffitt:
That's her

Billy Pratt:

Dean Proffitt:

Billy Pratt:
[Seeing Grant leaving the hospital on TV] I can't believe he's skipping out on her

Dean Proffitt:
Of course he's skipping out on her, it's his shot at freedom.

Billy Pratt:
Maybe you should go down to the hospital and see if you can get some of your money back?

Dean Proffitt:
She doesn't even know who she is, you think she's gonna know who I am?

[Dean turns around to walk away only to turn right back when he thinks of an idea]

Dean Proffitt:
Billy, there is a God and he loves me!

Billy Pratt:
You're not gonna shave your head, are you?

Dean Proffitt:
No, i gotta go home and talk to my kids...

Billy Pratt:
[interrupts] Dean, don't do this

Dean Proffitt:
...and I want you to take them shopping at the Salvation Army

Billy Pratt:
Dean, it's illegal... Dean you're crazy!

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[why he can't tell Lydia his name]

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

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