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sarcasm

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.More [12/29/2005 12:12:00]
Megatron: Welcome, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my
[thinly veiled sarcasm towards Starscream]
Megatron: *other* warriors, you never fail me!More [07/16/2007 12:07:00]
Squad Leader: Simon Phoenix! Lie down with your hands behind your back.
Simon Phoenix: What's this? Six of you. Such nice, tidy uniforms. Oh I'm so scared!
[the Police Officers look at each other]
Simon Phoenix: What you guys don't have sarcasm anymore?
[Police Officer talks to his automated assistant]
Squad Leader: Maniac has responded with a scornful remark.
automated assistant: Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else".More [08/26/2007 12:08:00]
Maggie: I got it! Why don't we go nab that Alameda Slim and use the reward money to save the farm?
Mrs. Calloway: Oh, that *is* a sensible idea.
Maggie: I knew you'd love it!
Mrs. Calloway: Don't they have sarcasm where you come from?More [03/24/2008 12:03:00]
Richard: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
Frank: [sarcastically] Really?
Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.
Frank: [sarcastically] Thank you for opening my eyes to what a loser I am!More [07/31/2008 12:07:00]
Capt. Lochner:
[Dixon has replied with sarcasm to Lochner's questions] You're told that the girl you were with last night was found in Benedict Canyon, murdered. Dumped from a moving car. What's your reaction? Shock? Horror? Sympathy? No - just petulance at being questioned. A couple of feeble jokes. You puzzle me, Mr. Steele.



Dixon Steele:
Well, I grant you, the jokes could've been better, but I don't see why the rest should worry you - that is, unless you plan to arrest me on lack of emotion.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
King David:
Your sarcasm is wasted. We both know that royalty is a fraud.



Michal:
It was no fraud when my father was king.



King David:
And I've never denied that Saul was every inch a king.



Michal:
[bitterly] And his successor every inch a fraud!



King David:
I will not argue that either.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Charlie Brown:
Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet.



Violet:
I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.



Charlie Brown:
Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Lilith:
Good afternoon, Dr. Crane.



Frasier:
Dr. Sternin. What a lovely surprise.



Lilith:
I hope I can regard that as civility in light of today's situation rather than sarcasm at my expense.



Frasier:
No, that was completely at your expense.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Tom Servo:
I've asked Joel if he'd raise the level on my sarcasm sequencer.



Joel:
[using screwdriver on back of Tom's dome] That ought to do it.



Tom Servo:
Oh, yes. Oh, while you're at it, why don't you keep digging into my back? A warm, relaxing massage with a screwdriver? Oooooooh, sign me up for that!



Crow:
I think it's working.



Tom Servo:
The great Crow speaks? Oooooooh, let me anoint your beak with scented oils. Membership in the Crow Fan Club? Oh, it's dream come true for me. Ooooh...



Magic Voice:
Commercial sign in fifteen seconds.



Tom Servo:
Commercials? Oh boy, I can't wait. Thirty-second materialistic sound bites that insult our intelligence? Ooooooh, give me more of those!



Joel:
Uh, I'm gonna have to adjust Tom's sarcasm sequencer. We'll be back after that.



Magic Voice:
Commercial sign in 5... 4... 3... 2... commercial sign now.



Tom Servo:
Oh, is the great Joel Robinson going to honor me with his attention? A blessing in disguise? I don't think so! Oh, did a little harder, Joel, I can't feel the pain yet.



Crow:
You've got him uh, set on uh, constant sarcasm, and you're gonna want to have him on random. Pretty much, I think.



Joel:
Uh, duh, no kidding. Yeah, I put him on random sarcasm, so he'll only be sarcastic at the appropriate time. Like uh, when someone mentions, uh, like, uh, Pia Zadora?



Tom Servo:
Well, actually, I think making fun of her has become a clich?. Everybody does it. And you know, in her favor, she was in a John Waters film, you guys.



Joel:
Okay, well, what about... ummm... Dan Quayle?



Tom Servo:
Oh, look, Dan Quayle scares me as much as the next guy, but everybody and their sister has come up with a sarcastic Dan Quayle quip. It's just too easy.



Joel:
I'm not even gonna mention Gallagher, then.



Tom Servo:
Ooooooooooooh, he is my absolute all-time favorite! Oh, paying money to have watermelon sprayed all over you? Oh, give me more of that. Oversized props mixed with undersized talent? Oooooh, put me in the front row. Excuse me, Mr. Shopkeeper? Can I trade in my volume of Annotated Shakespeare for a tape of "Melon Crazy"? Oh, please, may I? Ooooooooooooooooh!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[Comic Book Guy makes a very sarcastic comment]



Lisa:
Is he serious?



Professor Frink:
[looking at the screen of a beeping gadget] Are you kidding? My sarcasm detector is off the charts!



Comic Book Guy:
[extremely sarcastic] Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!


[the sarcasm detector starts beeping frantically and then explodes from overload]

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[on Elaine]



Ling Woo:
This woman drips with sarcasm at my personal expense.



Nelle Porter:
Ling, one of the disadvantages of having magnetism is that you bring people out, people that otherwise would go unnoticed. The fact that she can be so annoying is really a tribute to you!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Grace:
The only reason you were offered a job, is so that he can slither out of the lawsuit.



Will:
Of course. That ruthless bastard offered me a 5-year contract, paid vacation, a huge signing bonus, all to make a dispute over slipcovers go away. How could I have been so blind.



Grace:
Why do your people always go to sarcasm first?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Victor Melling:
In place of relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!



Gracie Hart:
Oh, *I* have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain?



Victor Melling:
Ah! But that is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist - and that works for me!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Nate:
Why do you treat me like shit all the time, Brenda?



Brenda:
Because I've had a really fucked-up life and I need sarcasm to hide how ridiculously miserable I am!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Woody:
What do we got?



Garrett:
Well, since they called for a medical examiner and homicide detective, my guess is a body.



Woody:
Is sarcasm a prerequisite for being an ME?



Garrett:
It helps.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Robin Williams:
Jesus was an only child, and thank God, because who would want to be Jerry, the brother of Christ?


[pauses]



Robin Williams:
That's a tough gig. I'd imagine he ends up in a bar at the age of 30 going:


[drunk voice]



Robin Williams:
"Yeah, I'm Jerry Christ, whoop dee doo. Jesus is a carpenter, I'm a plumber; you do the math! Yeah, I healed someone. Come here Spot, heel! Look at that!" And people tell me Jesus wasn't Jewish... of course he was Jewish! Thirty years old, single, living at home with his parents, come on. Working in his father's business, his mother thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish, *give it up!* It's an old tradition! And he was Jewish, and many of his Disciples were Jewish. But, for the Last Supper, would they not have gone out for Chinese? I think so.



Robin Williams:
[Chinese accent] 'Welcome to Yahweh. Hold on one minute; no service, no sandals. Okay, you come in now. Twelve, all I got is two tables of six. Wait a minute, you all sit here by the window, but you all have to face this way.


[Reference to the Last Supper by DaVinci]



Robin Williams:
Hold on! You are glowing, so I guess we don't need that lamp, that's very nice! And you've just turned a Szechwan chicken into a live chicken, you very good!'


[Reverent voice]



Robin Williams:
And that night, he said, "One of you shall betray me." And Peter said, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus turned to him and said, "No, it is not you Peter." And Simon said, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus said, "No, it is not you Simon." And Judas asked, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus turned to him, and said,



Robin Williams:
[Jesus with heavy sarcasm] *"Is it me, Jesus?"* And now you see two traditions beginning: Jewish sarcasm and Gentile humor. Together born! At that main moment!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.More [07/17/2011 07:07:40]
The humor is the voice of a bright soul; the sarcasm is the voice of a suffering soul.More [03/04/2018 11:03:51]
Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Sarcasm: intellect on the offensiveMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS
Idealism: Happy Birthday.
Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday.
Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday.
Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
Taoism: It's everybody's birthday.
Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?
Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me.
Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We had and incident. I took care of it." "Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a hole in yourself or any innocent bystanders?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
How did that go?’ he asked. ?Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ?Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ?We’re planning a June wedding.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He didn't see me looking at him, but I could tell the ceremony was having the same effect on him. He was enraptured. It was a rare and sweet look for him, reminding me of the tortured artist that lived beneath the sarcasm. I liked that about Adrian—not the tortured part, but the way he could feel so deeply and then transform those emotions into art.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of obstacles to a pleasing personality: interrupting others; sarcasm; vanity; being a poor listener; insincere flattery; finding fault; challenging others without good cause; giving unsolicited advice; complaining; attitude of superiority; envy of others' success; poor posture and dress.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The Morrigan sucker-punched me hard in the face, sending me sprawling in the snow and breaking my nose. “You spoke too soon and with entirely too much sarcasm,” she said. “We could have parted with a kiss. Remember that....More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery of the largest and most challenging forms with music of great emotional power and technical invention...All his works are marked by emotional extremes - tragic intensity, grotesque and bizarre wit, humour, parody, and savage sarcasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I do sarcasm really poorly.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
For some reason that only a sociologist might be able to accurately explain, the Brazilian Press was extremely unkind to me, reporting only selective derogatory untruthful rumors (some of which are still around), harsh criticism, and unwarranted sarcasm. I was very hurt by this. It was such great disappointment... When I came back from Brazil at that time, I made a promise to myself that I would never, ever again sing in Brazil. So far [as of 2002], I have kept this promise, having declined each and every invitation orMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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