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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Whenever I was upset by something in the papers, Jack always told me to be more tolerant, like a horse flicking away flies in the summer.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
What it comes down to is that anybody can win with the best horse. What makes you good is if you can take the second or third-best horse and win.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along too.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is to be sold and the other to be buried.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Many a person who started out to conquer the world in shining army has ended up just getting along. The horse got tired, the army rusty. The goal was removed and unsure.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Though man is the only beast that can write, he has small reason to be proud of it. When he utters something that is wise it is nothing that the river horse does not know, and most of his creations are the result of accident.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man in passion rides a horse that runs away with him.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When any one of our relations was found to be a person of a very bad character, a troublesome guest, or one we desired to get rid of, upon his leaving my house I ever took care to lend him a riding-coat, or a pair of boots, or sometimes a horse of small value, and I always had the satisfaction of finding he never came back to return them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A fly may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
One of the worst things that can happen to you in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal sports, suicides, infanticide, cinema, quackery, demagogy, strikes, lockouts, revolutions, putsches, colonization, electric chairs, guillotines, sabotage, floods, famine, disease, gangsters, money barons, horse racing, fashion shows, poodle dogs, chow dogs, Siamese cats, condoms, peccaries, syphilis, gonorrhea, insanity, neuroses, etc., etc.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man trying to sell a blind horse always praises its feet.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The great majority of men, especially in France, both desire and possess a fashionable woman, much in the way one might own a fine horse -- as a luxury befitting a young man.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The five senses are horse sense, innocence, common sense, concupiscence, and nonsense.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A fence should be horse high, hog tight and bull strong.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Remember that the horse that finishes a neck ahead wins the race.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is at a fair that man can be drunk forever on liquor, love, or fights; at a fair that your front pocket can be picked by a trotting horse looking for sugar, and your hind pocket by a thief looking for his fortune.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.More [07/29/2005 12:07:00]
Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?
Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.More [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Nick Persons: [on a horse next to a moving train] I'm gonna have to hop on!
Kevin Kingston: I don't think that's a good idea!
Nick Persons: Says who?
Kevin Kingston: Says the guy who put all that junk on the road!
Nick Persons: Oh snap!More [08/10/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Jonathan Crane: [wearing his Scarecrow mask while riding through a riot on a hooded horse that has flames shooting from its helmet] We have nothing to fear but fear itself!More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.More [08/17/2005 12:08:00]
Little Con: Make him eat horse crap.More [10/30/2005 12:10:00]
James Butler 'Wild Bill' Hickok: What did he say?
Woman in bar: He said that you were a horse molester.
James Butler 'Wild Bill' Hickok: He say what horse?More [02/27/2006 12:02:00]
It was really good not riding a horse and having a sword for once.More [05/26/2006 12:05:00]
“There was a combination of not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth, but also really not wanting to be stuck in Lord of the Rings for the rest of my life, and being desperate to kind of make sure that I could do something else with my life.”More [06/10/2006 12:06:00]
I would pull up behind a car that was polluting, and I felt so holier-than-thou. I felt that I was in the real car and they were all in horse and buggies.More [06/24/2006 12:06:00]
I read a lot and I live in horse country, so I just read a book about two Confederate guerillas who came to the thoroughbred farms - my neighbors - and stole horses for their mounts and they were worth thousands and thousands of dollars.More [06/26/2006 12:06:00]
“A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead”More [06/29/2006 12:06:00]
“You're better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn't wanna wander from the stable at night.”More [07/30/2006 12:07:00]
“I did the whole sequel with a broken finger. And the two night horse sequence too. My finger is two sizes bigger now.”More [10/23/2006 12:10:00]
In horse vernacular, Roy has always "given me my head," and I have tried to do the same for him.More [12/12/2006 12:12:00]
Ragetti: This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. 'Cept they was in a horse instead o' dresses. Wooden 'orse.More [02/19/2007 12:02:00]
Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.
Shorty Meeks: Helloo... Cindy.
[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
Cindy Campbell: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
“'We didn't have enough money, or horses of our own I would take an old saddle and put it on a swing every day, pretending I was on a horse. It's still my dream to have a horse one day.”More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: You owe me money, blacksmith.
Doc: How do you figure?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: My horse threw a shoe. And seeing as you was the one who done the shoeing, I say that makes you responsible.
Doc: Well, since you never paid me for that job, I say that makes us even!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! See I was ON my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed OFF! And THAT caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.
Marty McFly: [hoarsely] That's the $80.
Doc: Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I done SHOT that horse!
Doc: Well, that's your problem, Tannen!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! That's YOURS. So, from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.
[Buford and his gang gallop away on their horses]More [02/28/2007 12:02:00]
[1885 - Marty walks into a saloon, dressed in the outfit that Doc Brown gave him in 1955]
Saloon Old-Timer #1: Take a look at what just breezed in the door.
Saloon Old-Timer #2: Why, I didn't know the circus was in town.
Saloon Old Timer #3: Musta gotten that shirt off a dead Chinese.
Bartender: What'll it be, stranger?
Marty McFly: Uh, I'll have, uh, ice water.
[the old-timers laugh]
Saloon Old Timer #3: Ice?
Bartender: Water? You want water, you better go dunk your head in the horse trough out there.
[pulls out a shot glass and pours into it]
Bartender: In here, we pour whiskey.More [02/28/2007 12:02:00]
Kit: I don't know. Maybe you could, like, buy a horse and some diamonds.More [03/08/2007 12:03:00]
Vivian: When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, "Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."More [03/08/2007 12:03:00]
Theoden: Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
[Gandalf the White whistles and a white horse appears]
Legolas: That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.
Gandalf: Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
[Aragorn readies to take the Paths of the Dead. He leads his horse towards the entrance and passes by Gimli, who stops him]
Gimli: Where do you think you're going?
Aragorn: Not this time Gimli.
[Walks up to them, leading his horse]
Legolas: Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of dwarves?
Gimli: You may as well accept it. We're going with you, laddy.More [03/21/2007 12:03:00]
Nasir: [a Saracen knight yells at Balian in Arabic] He says, that is his horse.
Balian of Ibelin: Why would it be his horse?
Nasir: Because it is on his land.
Balian of Ibelin: I took this horse from the sea.
Nasir: [Nasir translates, the knight yells again] He says you are a great liar and he will fight you because you are a liar.
Balian of Ibelin: I have no desire to fight.
Nasir: Then you must give him the horse.
[Balian draws his sword]More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Mikey, DJ interviewer: How do you think this new record compares to your old, classic stuff?
Billy Mack: Oh come on Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap. But wouldn't it be great if number one this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: I think you're referring to "If you really love Christmas..."
Billy Mack: "Come on and let it snow". Ouch.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: So, here it is one more time, the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one, "Christmas Is All Around". Thank you, Billy. After this, the news. Is the new prime minister in trouble already?More [04/03/2007 12:04:00]
Peter Warne: You know, I had you pegged right from the jump. Just a spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you get anything is to buy it, isn't it? You're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? Ever hear of the word humility? No, you wouldn't. I guess it would never occur to you to just say, 'Please mister, I'm in trouble, will you help me?' No, that would bring you down off your high horse for a minute. Well, let me tell you something, maybe it will take a load off your mind. You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problem. You, King Westley, your father. You're all a lot of hooey to me!More [04/05/2007 12:04:00]
Julia Cook: I've been riding this horse pretty hard all day.More [04/17/2007 12:04:00]

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