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A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Lt. Cmdr. Lance Rogers, MD, Flight Surgeon:
[Sarcastically] What's your school? The diploma mill of Hoosier State?

Lt. Douglas S. 'Doug' Lee, MD:
No, Harvard, Hopkins, Cambridge. I can read and write.

Lt. Cmdr. Lance Rogers, MD, Flight Surgeon:
Very impressive! How'd you happen to offer the Navy so much for so little in return?

Lt. Douglas S. 'Doug' Lee, MD:
Well. I'm just naturally generous.

Lt. Cmdr. Lance Rogers, MD, Flight Surgeon:
Not to mention your devastating wit!

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Barbara Bruce:
[resignedly] You're staying.

Cal Bruce:
I guess old Smokestack's right this time. We've handled these diploma boys before, you know. He'll learn soon enough to stay out of our way.

Barbara Bruce:
Well... alright. But you've got to promise me one thing. If this man turns out to be impossible, we're leaving. I'm not go to let anyone push you around.

Cal Bruce:
Have you ever seen anyone push me around... except you and your mother?

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St. Sgt. Moked:
[to Yaeli, after Victor Hasson was arrested for breaking into the compound with bulldozer] Your father has diploma in insanity!

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Anita Olesky:
[Anita runs into Josie's office and knocks down a diploma on the wall] Guess who I did it with last night?

Josie Geller:
Roger from Op/Ed?

Anita Olesky:
Aww... Who told you?

Josie Geller:
You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him."

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Dr. Walter Jerome:
What a marvelous piece of craftsmanship! Whoever forged this diploma must really take pride in his work. I mean, it looks just like the real thing!

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I got my diploma from Ealing College of Art, in graphics and illustration.More [07/09/2011 06:07:53]
It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor.More [10/06/2011 04:10:16]
I want to give as many Canadians the opportunity to be successful and if we can use their athletic gifts to get them a free degree or a free diploma across the border then I guess I'm doing my job.More [10/08/2011 04:10:52]
Before I got Doctor Who, I went to the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. I went back to take the final grade exam, which is the grade you have to take before you can take the teacher's diploma.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money in that order; it is a process, a never ending oneMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
At present, people don't trust him due to his status as a criminal suspect for a purported fake diploma, so Rudolf should show that he has leadership skills and honesty to encourage people to build the province together and use natural resources for the people's benefits.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of MeMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In my view, this is the end of the political process. The only way these kids will get a diploma now is if a judge orders an injunction.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Juan is not a bad kid. But I think he was just searching for himself. Now he's going to graduate and get his diploma. Everybody knew he was capable.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people in our country.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are five kids in my family and I'm the only one who didn't get a diploma. All the kids got their diplomas hanging in my father's room and I got my gold records. I'd say he was more proud of the diplomas.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The pupil is ... 'schooled' to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We can smile, breathe, walk, and eat our meals in a way that allows us to be in touch with the abundance of happiness that is available. We are very good at preparing to live, but not very good at living. We know how to sacrifice ten years for a diploma, and we are willing to work very hard to get a job, a car, a house, and so on. But we have difficulty remembering that we are alive in the present moment, the only moment there is for us to be alive. Every breath we take, every step we make, can be filled with peace, joMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That diploma you hold in your hands today is really just your learner's permit for the rest of the drive through life. Remember, you don't have to be smarter than the next person, all you have to do is be willing to work harder than the next person.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's amnesty that America can't afford. We have to stop people from coming in illegally. This will be a green light for anyone who wants to come to America illegally and then be granted citizenship one day... The majority that are here illegally are low-skilled or may not even have a high school diploma. The Republican Party is not going to compete over who can give more social programs out. They will become Democrats because of the social programs they'll depend on.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Who's going to ask a painter to see a diploma? They'd say, 'Can I see your paintings?', wouldn't they?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Many kids come out of college, they have a credit card and a diploma. They don't know how to buy a house or a car or health insurance or life insurance. They do not know basic microeconomics.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That's what life is, just one learning experience after another, and when you're through with all the learning experiences you graduate and what you get for a diploma is, you die.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from college. I don't care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Art is a course in personal development that has no reliable diploma and no known end. The pursuit of art instructs in beauty as well as ugliness, fantasy as well as common sense. Art levels souls and baffles brains. Art softens pain because it is pain. Art gives joy because it is joy.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The problem with elections is that anybody who wants an office badly enough to run for it probably shouldn’t have it. And anybody who does not want an office badly enough to run for it probably shouldn’t have it, either. Government office should be received like a child’s Christmas present, with surprise and delight. Instead it is usually received like a diploma, an anticlimax that never seems worth the struggle to earn it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wandered away on a glorious botanical and geological excursion, which has lasted nearly fifty years and is not yet completed, always happy and free, poor and rich, without thought of a diploma or of making a name, urged on and on through endless, inspiring Godful beauty.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In 1967, I signed up for the Army, where I earned an equivalency diploma, then went on to join the Special Forces. That was really was the turning point in my life. I became more disciplined and focused. I went overseas and was in combat, got wounded a couple of times, lost a lot of good friends but matured a great deal.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Music critics are, for the most part, bitter people who are intent at dragging people down for being successful at what they want to do, which is probably music. The oddity of being a critic is: You don't get a diploma, you just decide you're a critic. If someone listens to your opinion rather than their own, it's their mistake. Any critic's top 10, any year, it's something controversial or something that will make them look hipper-than-thou. The whole critic game, we've never played.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We know how to sacrifice ten years for a diploma, and we are willing to work hard to get a job, a car, a house, and so on. But we have difficulty remembering that we are alive in the present moment, the only moment there is for us to be alive.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now, bitterly, with one sweep of the front door, the compassion was spent. To the degree that Lawrence's face was familiar, it was killingly so - as if she had been gradually getting to know him for over nine years and then, bang, he was known. She'd been handed her diploma. There were no more surprises - or only this last surprise, that there were no more surprises. To torture herself, Irina kept looking, and looking, at Lawrence's face, like turning the key in an ignition several times before resigning herself that tMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Experience is an excellent doctor, though he never had a diploma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you don't take enough math classes or science classes or writing intensive classes, you're not going to be prepared to compete in college or the workplace -- no matter what your diploma says.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Competence in heterosexuality, or at least the appearance or pretense of such competence, is as much a public affair as a privateone. Thus, going steady is a high school diploma in heterosexuality; engagement a BA; marriage an MA; and children a Ph.D.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Where most men work for degrees after their names, we work for one before our names: 'St.' It's a much more difficult degree to attain. It takes a lifetime, and you don't get your diploma until you're dead.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our father has an even more important function than modeling manhood for us. He is also the authority to let us relax the requirements of the masculine model: if our father accepts us, then that declares us masculine enough to join the company of men. We, in effect, have our diploma in masculinity and can go on to develop other skills.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our world is a college, events are teachers, happiness is the graduating point, character is the diploma God gives man.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Even though I am going to miss out on my prom or I am going to miss out on walking across stage to accept my diploma, that's OK to me because I know I will have other perks in life.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You don't become a success when you get your diploma, you became a success when you decided to go to college when you get your diploma you get the rewards of success.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't have my diploma from the University of Nebraska hanging on my office wall, and I don't have my diploma from Columbia up there either-but I do have my Dale Carnegie graduation certificate proudly displayed.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man's worth isn't measured by a bank register or diploma... It's about integrityMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Knowledge is honestly everything. It's not just books and staying behind a desk and having a diploma. There's also traveling and knowledge about people, and what I do and scripts and books.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Before I got Doctor Who, I went to the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. I went back to take the final grade exam, which is the grade you have to take before you can take the teachers diploma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There's no diploma in the world that declares you as an artist—it's not like becoming a doctor. You can declare yourself an artist and then figure out how to be an artist.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
... the time will come when no servant will be hired without a diploma from some training school, and a girl will as much expect to fit herself for house-maid or cook, as for dressmaker or any trade.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Let's also make sure that a high school diploma puts our kids on a path to a good job. Right now, countries like Germany focus on graduating their high school students with the equivalent of a technical degree from one of our community colleges, so that they're ready for a job. At schools like P-TECh in Brooklyn ... students will graduate with a high school diploma and an associate degree in computers or engineering. We need to give every American student opportunities like this.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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