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Becca: There's so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspace because of TV and television, we're losing 10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.
Kate: Oh, please.
[Reading a question in a crossword puzzle]
Kate: "The cow says blank." Three letters.
Becca: Dude!
Kate: "Dude"!
[Writes it down]More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
Tom Jericho: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Skynner: Tom's been on sick leave for the last month, so I don't think he's fully...
Tom Jericho: Enigma is a very sophisticated enciphering machine, and Shark is its ultimate refinement. So... we're not talking about the Times crossword here.More [05/01/2007 12:05:00]
Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.More [12/19/2007 12:12:00]
It's the boredom that kills you. You read until you're tired of that. You do crossword puzzles until you're tired of that. This is torture. This is mental torture.More [02/14/2008 12:02:00]
Myrtle Sousé:
[doing a crossword puzzle] What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?



Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch:
Prison.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Fred Jesson:
[playing the crossword puzzle] You're a poetry addict. See if you can help me over this. It's Keats. 'When I behold, upon the night's starr'd face / Huge cloudy symbols of a high _______.' Something that's seven letters.



Laura Jesson:
Romance, I think. I'm almost sure it is. 'Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance.' It will be in the Oxford Book of English Verse.



Fred Jesson:
No, it's right I'm sure. It fits in with 'delirium' and 'Baluchistan.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[Reading the note Anne included with her crossword book]



Margot:
You have never lost your temper / You never will, I fear / You are so good / But if you should / Put all your cross words here.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[opening sequence: Salem police officer guarding Steve in hospital, doing crossword puzzle]



Policeman:
What's a five-letter word for "enigma?"



Steven 'Patch' Johnson:
What do I look like, Webster's Unabridged?



Bo Brady:
[walking in] Try "Steve."

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Archie Bunker:
[Working a crossword puzzle] A four letter Italian word for "goodbye". Bang. B-A-N-G.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Doc Morrissey:
Do you find you can't finish the crossword like you used to, nasty taste in the mouth in the mornings, can't stop thinking about sex, can't start doing anything about sex, wake up with a sweat in the mornings, keep falling asleep during '"Play For Today"?



Reginald Perrin:
That's extraordinary, Doc! That's exactly how I've been feeling.



Doc Morrissey:
So have I. I wonder what it is? Take two aspirins.

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Admiral Brindsen:
I suppose you're one of those fellows who does the Times crossword puzzle in ten minutes.



ffolkes:
I have *never* taken ten minutes.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Neville:
[doing a crossword puzzle] Twelve across, five letters, god. That's got to be Jesus, right?



Tony:
They're not the same thing, though, are they?



Neville:
Yeah, Jesus is the same as God, isn't he? A bit younger.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[doing a crossword puzzle]



Ross:
Heating device.



Phoebe:
Radiator.



Ross:
Five letters.



Phoebe:
Rdatr.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Phoebe:
Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Guy:
What are you doing in my parking lot?



Bob Stein:
Murder.



Stanley Simon:
Yeah, handsome guy too.



Seth:
[coughs]



Guy:
The corpse just moved!



Stanley Simon:
They have tend to do that sometimes. I once saw a man finish a crossword puzzle after being shot five times.



Bob Stein:
Sunday edition too.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.More [07/07/2011 08:07:47]
I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.More [09/01/2011 07:09:58]
People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while.More [04/23/2012 01:04:24]
Spending waiting moments doing crossword puzzles or reading a book you brought yourself.More [04/23/2012 01:04:48]
I am interested in a lot of things - not just show business and my passion for animals. I try to keep current in what's going on in the world. I do mental exercises. I don't have any trouble memorizing lines because of the crossword puzzles I do every day to keep my mind a little limber. I don't sit and vegetate.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I get up, go and get a coffee, and go do the crossword - I'm loyal to one particular paper, the 'Guardian' - and that's my idea of a perfect morning.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
For many years, it seemed as if nothing changed in Norway. You could leave the country for three months, travel the world, through coups d'etat, assassinations, famines, massacres and tsunamis, and come home to find that the only new thing in the newspapers was the crossword puzzle.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Do you like to do crossword puzzles?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who's good at crossword puzzles.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My activities tend to revolve around crossword puzzles, reading and playing piano and games with my friends.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's the boredom that kills you. You read until you're tired of that. You do crossword puzzles until you're tired of that. This is torture. This is mental torture.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One path leads back to this world, to rebirth; one path leads beyond. Your soul stands at a crossword, trying to make a decision, flipping a coin, a nice image for the soul, I think.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love words. Sudoku I don't get into, I'm not into numbers that much, and there are people who are hooked on that. But crossword puzzles, I just can't - if I get a puppy and I paper train him and I put the - if all of a sudden I'd open the paper and there's a crossword puzzle - 'No, no, you can't go on that, honey. I'll take it.'More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am interested in a lot of things - not just show business and my passion for animals. I try to keep current in what's going on in the world. I do mental exercises. I don't have any trouble memorizing lines because of the crossword puzzles I do every day to keep my mind a little limber. I don't sit and vegetate.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Winning an award is a great feeling but winning the Vodafone Crossword Popular Choice Award is particularly exhilarating because it is based upon public voting. I find it a strange quirk of fate that Chanakya's Chant, a political tale, should end up winning an election!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Just as dogs love to chew bones, the mind loves to get its teeth into problems. That's why it does crossword puzzles and builds atom bombs.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The great god Ra, whose shrine once covered acres, is filler now for crossword puzzle makers.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Complexity can be a trap. You can have a ball developing a phrase, inverting it, playing it in different keys and times and all. But it's really more introspective than communicative. Like a crossword puzzle compared to a poem.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I became an actor because I love solving problems. I'm a big crossword puzzle person. I love doing research. One of the reasons I became Jewish is because I love text study.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some people like doing crossword puzzles or Sudoku. I love auditioning. On camera, I hated auditioning. But voiceovers I like trying to figure it out, then getting in there and seeing how close you can get.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Spending waiting moments doing crossword puzzles or reading a book you brought yourself.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What I love about cooking is that after a hard day, there is something comforting about the fact that if you melt butter and add flour and then hot stock, it will get thick! It's a sure thing! It's a sure thing in a world where nothing is sure; it has a mathematical certainty in a world where those of us who long for some kind of certainty are forced to settle for crossword puzzles.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every time I write a song, it's different. I'm all about the rhythm of the words and the melody. Musically, you gotta have a throbbing pulse going. But as far as what it's all about, there's a million ways to go. You have to invent a new code for every song. Then you have to break it. It's like Scrabble or a crossword puzzle on steriods. I could talk about the process for days. But it's never dull and there's no one way in.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You're never quite sure where the song is going, because you might not find the word to rhyme with the end of the line. You have to find associative meaning to get you there. So it's rather like doing a crossword puzzle backwards. A kind of strange, three-dimensional, abstract crossword puzzle.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some people do crossword puzzles. I do books.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I would prefer to live forever in perfect health, but if I must at some time leave this life, I would like to do so ensconced on a chaise longue, perfumed, wearing a velvet robe and pearl earrings, with a flute of champagne beside me and having just discovered the answer to the last problem in a British cryptic crossword.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I know that I am not the only person who is alone in the world. I know that others sorrow in the night. That others pick up a razor and slice into their own skin, with greater or lesser success. I know that others look at their lives and see only silent failure and disconsolation, feeding the cat, checking their email, doing the crossword. I know that I am not the only person to have lived a life like mine. I am aware. (212)More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There is a formal poetry perfect only in form?the number of syllables, the designated and required stresses of accent, the rhymes if wantedthey come off with the skill of a solved crossword puzzle.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think that, at the end of the day, I'm drawn to a certain level of ambiguous storytelling that requires hard thought and work in the same way that the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle does: Sometimes you just want to put it down or throw it out the window, but there's a real rewarding sense if you feel like you've cracked it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I turned to the Times crossword puzzle and asked Kate, “What’s the definition of a moderate Arab?” “I don’t know.” “A guy who ran out of ammunition.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
She didn't strike me as a "crossword in ink" kind of girlMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Jesus is not directing the angelic choir, taking long naps, or doing crossword puzzles. He is completely focused on building his church, the hope of the world.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's not as if I'm trying to write crossword puzzles to which one might find an answer at the back of the book or anything like that.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Wouldn't it be wonderful if I won a helicopter in a crossword puzzle competition? There is not much hope though I am afraid, as they never give such practical prizes.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sometimes I'll work through the crossword sections of three separate papers.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I get up, go and get a coffee, and go do the crossword - I'm loyal to one particular paper, the 'Guardian' - and that's my idea of a perfect morning.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was watchin' the news the other day, and I heard them talking about a criminal named Brian Regan same spelling and everything. He's gonna be in jail for the rest of his life. So I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle and all of a sudden I hear, It is unknown whether the charges against Brian Regan will lead to his execution. Guess I can put this down. Honey, did we pay that parking ticket?!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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