Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those we have personality and emotion know what it means to want to escape from these things.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
No one can go on being a rebel too long without turning into an autocrat.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We grow tired of everything but turning others into ridicule, and congratulating ourselves on their defects.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths, or the turning inwards in prayer for five short minutes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
INNOVATION is the process of turning ideas into manufacturable and marketable form.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Above all, though, children are linked to adults by the simple fact that they are in process of turning into them. For this they may be forgiven much. Children are bound to be inferior to adults, or there is no incentive to grow up.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The great difference between those who succeed and those who fail does not consist in the amount of work done by each but in the amount of intelligent work. Many of those who fail most ignominiously do enough to achieve grand success but they labor haphazardly at whatever they are assigned, building up with one hand to tear down with the other. They do not grasp circumstances and change them into opportunities. They have no faculty for turning honest defeats into telling victories. With ability enough and ample time, the major ingredients of success, they are forever throwing back and forth an empty shuttle and the real web of their life is never woven.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The basic principle of turning ideas into big money is to seize every money building idea and work with it until the idea fits your purpose, decide on the steps needed to make it work, and then proceed to do it as soon as possible.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Dancing with abandon, turning a tango into a fertility rite.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The drive to resist compulsion is more important in wild animals than sex, food, or water. He found that captive white-footed mice spent inordinate time and energy just resisting experimental manipulation. If the experimenters turned the lights up, the mouse spent his time turning them down. If the experimenter turned the lights down, the mouse turned them up. The drive for competence or to resist compulsion is a drive to avoid helplessness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
God has marvelous ways of taking our worst tragedies and turning them into His most glorious triumphs.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Why do we spend years using up our bodies to nurture our minds with experience and find our minds turning then to our exhausted bodies for solace?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Dear me! I must be turning into a god.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Mrs. Beauregarde: [referring to Violet's appearance] Violet, you're turning violet! More [07/19/2005 12:07:00]
Donkey: [after turning back into a donkey] Aaaaaaw.
Shrek: You still look like a noble steed to me.More [07/20/2005 12:07:00]
May, Ryan: [during pyramid presentation] Now that we are introducing the paintings, doesn't that involve a product, so don't we have to report that to the IRS?
Tony Shannon- IRS CI: [not knowing how to answer the question] I think we need to wrap this up now. Some of these questions are getting ridiculous. It's just turning into a pissing match.More [08/02/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: Well, congratulations numb nuts... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box.More [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: All right, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out. C'mon.
[Everyone starts to leave]
Dr. Evil: Not you, Scottie. Not you, Number 2. Not you, Frau. Not you, Goldmember. Not you, guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchman arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something.
[Scott and Dr. Evil look at Mini Me]
Dr. Evil: Ohh, this is uncomfortable.
Goldmember: Heheheh, the tiny one can't take a hint, Heheheheh. He doesn't understand he's small.More [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Henri Ducard: You traveled the world... Now you must journey inwards... to what you really fear... it's inside you... there is no turning back. Your parents' death was not your fault. Your training is nothing. The will is everything. If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. Are you ready to begin?More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
John Hartigan: [after turning down Nancy] Cold shower. It helps.More [08/30/2005 12:08:00]
There is nothing better than playing a bad girl for two months, then turning around and playing someone sweet. Films give you this opportunity.More [12/14/2005 12:12:00]
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.More [12/29/2005 12:12:00]
Yuri: Where the hell have you been? Do you know what time it is? Where the hell is Tommy?
Bill: [spits] Here we go again.
Yuri: Hey I'm talking to you!
Joel: Look man! Tommy's at City Emergency Hospital He's sick!
Bill: Yeah he's turning in...
[Joel motions Bill to be quiet]
Joel: He's real sick!
Yuri: What's wrong with him?
Joel: He got an infection from that thing he got cut on yesterday, that's all I know. Now if you don't mind I'd like to get back to work.
Yuri: Good!More [12/27/2005 12:12:00]
Sally Albright: I don't have to take this crap from you.
Harry Burns: If you're so over Joe, why aren't you seeing anyone?
Sally Albright: I see people.
Harry Burns: See people? Have you slept with one person since you broke up with Joe?
Sally Albright: What the hell does that have to do with anything? That will prove I'm over Joe? Because I fuck somebody? Harry, you're gonna have to move back to New Jersey because you've slept with everybody in New York and I don't see that turning Helen into a faint memory for you. Besides, I will make love to somebody when it is making love. Not the way you do it like you're out for revenge or something.
Harry Burns: ...Are you finished now?
Sally Albright: ...Yes.
Harry Burns: Can I say something?
Sally Albright: Yes.
Harry Burns: ...I'm sorry. I'm sorry.More [01/08/2006 12:01:00]
Americans know something without a name is undermining the nation, turning the mind mushy when it comes to separating truth from falsehood and right from wrong.More [04/18/2006 12:04:00]
The idea of turning into a reptile fascinated me. Other than that, my role was kind of... well, I don't want to say boring, but rather ordinary. I was playing the helpless victim.More [05/03/2006 12:05:00]
I've hit a milestone in my life, turning 50, and if I waited any longer I'd have to write two books. I've had such a full life, I really want to share it.More [05/19/2006 12:05:00]
This was a turning point of the season. We needed to win this game. It puts us in a great position.More [06/01/2006 12:06:00]
“I think that me turning up is kind of a grim anti-climax, ... And I think that he should just have the life that he was meant to have. I think having a wrinkly actor show up 20 years after is a little old, really.”More [07/10/2006 12:07:00]
The weather was turning cold and I remember that Dante was using nothing but natural light as his electric department was away, prepping the scene in the cave. We stayed on that rock for the whole day.More [09/15/2006 12:09:00]
I have a hard time getting motivated to do something that seems like a career move. I've gotten into vague trouble with my agents for turning down work that I thought was exploitative.More [09/26/2006 12:09:00]
But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.More [11/06/2006 12:11:00]
“I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back”More [11/06/2006 12:11:00]
Me And The Radio is probably the most directed at my divorce and a turning point in my life to having to make a conscious choice to move on.More [11/09/2006 12:11:00]
“The Left Behind franchise is set in the End Times, but the story is about turning to your faith in God and seeking His will during difficult times. This story could just as easily be told in the setting of a natural disaster or terrorist attack. Ten out of ten people will die, and this movie requires the audience to think about what will happen to them when their time on earth comes to an end. The Gospel message remains the same regardless of the circumstances.”More [12/01/2006 12:12:00]
“You name it, I took it. Cocaine, ecstasy, even heroin ? although I never injected... I had a job so I looked like I was holding everything together. But then the cracks started to show. I began letting people down and turning up late for work”More [12/13/2006 12:12:00]
Ross Giggins: Turning now to sports...
[Cindy types new text for the teleprompter]
Ross Giggins: and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
Carson Ward: Oh, no. Campbell, are you insane?
Ross Giggins: It's a horrible fate.
Cindy: Carson, I have to do this.
[Ward types his text]
Ross Giggins: Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
[Everybody's fighting over the telemprompter keyboard, the janitor sits on it]
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[Janitor takes over the keyboard]
Ross Giggins: I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie.More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
[Butters is pointing a gun at Leo's head after being mistaken for a perp]
Butters: License. Registration. Urine Sample.
Leo: Hey, hey, hey, German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay? Okay? Besides, I was just kiddin' with ya. I can smell a cop a mile away.
Butters: Oh, I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?
Leo: Well, stop turning everything around. You're so damned touchy. Hey, we might even work together, me and those two work together, I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great.
Butters: Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal factory, ya fucking leprechaun.More [03/04/2007 12:03:00]
Poison Ivy: Hi there.
Robin: [walks over to Ivy] Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?
Poison Ivy: You will just *have* to find out!
Robin: I want us to be together but, I also wanna make sure your serious about turning over a new leaf...
Robin: [sits down beside her] I need a sign.
Poison Ivy: How about 'Slippery when Wet'?
Robin: Of trust. Tell me your plan.
Poison Ivy: Kiss me and I'll tell you.
Robin: Tell me and I'll kiss you.
Poison Ivy: Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing-gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an icecube.
Robin: [he turns to go] I've gotta stop him!
Poison Ivy: [pulls him back to face her] One kiss, my love... for luck.More [03/19/2007 12:03:00]
[after Raphael gets a mention from April on the news]
Donatello: I think he's blushing.
Raphael: I am *not*.
Donatello: I think he's actually turning red.
Donatello: [Raphael chucks a Sai that narrowly misses him] Hmm, maybe not.More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
Doc Hudson: I'll put it simple. If you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, right. That makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left. Yes, thank you! Or should I say, no thank you. Because in Opposite World, maybe that really means thank you.More [03/22/2007 12:03:00]
[Costello meets with Sullivan in a porno theater, posing as a movie-watcher and suprising him with a black dildo]
Colin Sullivan: Frank? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Frank Costello: [laughing] See anything you like, Colin?
Colin Sullivan: I almost fucking shot you!
Frank Costello: You're not indulging in self-abuse, are you? I hope you're not turning into one of them sob sisters who wants to get caught. You're not cracking up, are you?
Colin Sullivan: I don't crack up.
Frank Costello: Picking a place like this, where any cop can see you. Jesus.
Colin Sullivan: If it was such a fucking bad idea, why'd you show up?
Frank Costello: [turning to face Sullivan] I own the place.
Colin Sullivan: Look, I gotta tell you...
Frank Costello: You're getting re-assigned. I know.
Colin Sullivan: How the fuck do you know that?
Frank Costello: Where'd they put you?
Colin Sullivan: Hey Frank, I gotta find myself.
Frank Costello: You're telling me, sonny boy.
Colin Sullivan: I gotta find the guy you got in the department.
Frank Costello: With everybody looking up their own ass, and you looking for yourself, I'd put my money on nobody finds nothing.
Colin Sullivan: I know, but Frank - look, for me, you gotta lay low. Right now.
Frank Costello: Colin, laying low is not what I do.
Colin Sullivan: Okay, fucking big daddy Frank. Fucking perfect. But what good am I to you if you don't listen to me?More [03/22/2007 12:03:00]
Peter Pevensie: [looking out towards Cair Paravel] Aslan, I'm not who you think I am.
Aslan: You're Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also mentioned that you planned on turning him into a hat.More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Boss Tweed: You're a good one for the fighting, Bill. But you can't fight forever.
Bill: I can go down doing it.
Boss Tweed: And you will!
Bill: What did you say?
Boss Tweed: I said, you're turning your back on the future.
Bill: Not our future.More [04/03/2007 12:04:00]
Joe Fox: [talking via email, to who he does'nt know is Kathleen Kelly] Have you ever become the worst version of yourself. That a pandora's box of all the hate, spite and condecension has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of walking away... you zing them. "Hello it's Mr Nasty". I'm sure you have no idea what i'm talking about...
Kathleen Kelly: [talking via email, to who she does'nt know is Joe Fox] No i know exactly what you mean and i'm completely jealous. When i'm confronted by someone i get tongue tied and my mind goes blank. Then i spend the rest of the night tossing and turning over what i should have said. For example what should i have recently said to
[meaning confrontation with Joe]
Kathleen Kelly: a bottom dweller who recently belittled my existance.
[Stops and thinks]
Kathleen Kelly: Nothing... even now days later i still can't figured it out...
Joe Fox: Would'nt it be great if i could pass all my zingers to you then i could always be nice and you could be nasty whenever you wanted to be. Although i must warn you... when you eventually have the pleasure of saying the thing you want to say at the moment your wanting to say it... remorse eventually follows... do you think we should meet?
Kathleen Kelly: [shocked] Meet?More [04/08/2007 12:04:00]
Jim: This is good. This is good. Obviously.
Michelle: Oh. Gilligan's Island, Mr. Howell.
Jim: Eh, what?
Michelle: You've gotta control yourself and think of something non-sexual. I haven't even touched you yet and you're turning into the Sears Tower.More [05/03/2007 12:05:00]
Sykes: [On the phone, while watching Oscar slay Lenny on TV] Turn on the TV! Turn on the TV!
Sykes: [Still on phone and Oscar has been eaten by Lenny] Turn off the TV! Turn off your TV!
Sykes: [Still on phone and Oscar escapes Lenny's mouth] What are you doing turning off your TV? Turn on your TV!More [05/07/2007 12:05:00]
Paris: I give up. HEY. I GIVE UP. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU SICK BASTARD? What the fuck do you want from us? I am turning thirty next week, and I just want to go home, and grow oranges.More [06/10/2007 12:06:00]
Herbert Greenleaf: What a waste of lives and opportunities.
[abruptly turning his attention to a street musician]
Herbert Greenleaf: I'd pay that fellow a hundred dollars right now to shut up.More [06/19/2007 12:06:00]
Narrator: Time is like a wheel. Turning and turning - never stopping. And the woods are the center; the hub of the wheel. It began the first week of summer, a strange and breathless time when accident, or fate, bring lives together. When people are led to do things, they've never done before. On this summersday, not so very long ago, the wheel set lives in motion in mysterious ways. It set Mae Tuck out in her wagon for the village of Tree Gap to meet her two sons as she did once every ten years.More [06/24/2007 12:06:00]
"Mud": Zach, you're gonna put somebody's eye out!... I'm turning into my parents.More [07/06/2007 12:07:00]
Jonathan Reeves: [waves to sit down]
Jody Sawyer: Wait. All my life I've wanted to be one of ABC's perfect ballerinas. I wanted to be you, Juliette. But I'm not you, and I'm not perfect,I'm just me, bad feet and all, and I'm starting to think that I like that just as much.
Jonathan Reeves: [begins to speak]
Jody Sawyer: No, because if you're not going to offer me a place in the company I don't want to hear it. And if you are, I might not have the strength to say no, and then I would be spending my best dancing years in the back of a corps waving a rose back and forth, and I'm better than that. So thank you, Jonathan, for turning me into the best dancer I can be, I appreciate it more than I can say, really. Because the best dancer I can be is a principal in Cooper Neilson's new company.
Jody Sawyer: [walks off]More [07/10/2007 12:07:00]
Willy Wonka: [referring to Violet getting the gum] I'd rather you didn't. There's still one or two things that are a little...
Violet Beauregarde: I'm the World Record holder of chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything!
[pops gum into her mouth]
Mrs. Beauregarde: How is it honey?
Violet Beauregarde: It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!
Willy Wonka: Yeah! Spit it out!
Grandpa Joe: Young lady, I think you better...
Violet Beauregarde: It's changing... roast beef and baked potato. Crispy skin and butter!
Mrs. Beauregarde: Keep chewin' kiddo! My daughter's gonna be the first person in the world with a chewing gum meal!
Willy Wonka: Yeah. I'm just concerned about the...
Violet Beauregarde: Blueberry pie and Ice Cream!
Willy Wonka: That part.
Veruca Salt: [Veruca stares at Violet] What's happening to her nose?
[Violet keeps chewing]
Veruca Salt: [Nose starts turning purple]
Mr. Salt: You're turning blue!
Mrs. Beauregarde: Your whole nose has gone purple!
Violet Beauregarde: [touching nose] What do you mean?
Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet... you're turning Violet!
[Violet scared; turns to Wonka]
Mrs. Beauregarde: [concerned] What's happening?
Willy Wonka: Well, I told you I haven't gotten it quite right because it always goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It's the Bluberry Pie that doesn't... I'm terribly sorry!
[Violet turns purple]
Violet Beauregarde: Mother, what's happening to me?
[Violet continues turning purple]
Violet Beauregarde: [Violet starts growing]
Grandpa Joe: She's swelling up!
Charlie Bucket: Like a Blueberry!
[Violet continues to grow]
Willy Wonka: [to Mrs. Beauregarde] I've tried it on like twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a Blueberry. It's just weird!
Mrs. Beauregarde: But I can't have a Blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?
Veruca Salt: You can put her in a county fair!
[Mrs. Beauregarde looks at Veruca viciously]
Veruca Salt: [Willy laughs]More [07/11/2007 12:07:00]
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