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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine -- a friend -- or being dry -- or lest we should be by and by -- or any other reason why.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of power.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Friends, both the imaginary ones you build for yourself out of phrases taken from a living writer, or real ones from college, and relatives, despite all the waste of ceremony and fakery and the fact that out of an hour of conversation you may have only five minutes in which the old entente reappears, are the only real means for foreign ideas to enter your brain.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Want is one only of five giants on the road of reconstruction; the others are Disease, Ignorance, Squalor, and Idleness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nobody in TV makes as much money as Robert Redford, who likes to make movies for several million dollars only on the condition that they contain some sort of social message. I cannot take very seriously a social message delivered by an actor who is paid nine million dollars to deliver it, and who charges you five dollars to see it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The trouble began with Forster. After him it was considered ungentlemanly to write more than five or six novels.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is a sort of veteran woman of condition, who, having lived always in the grand monde, and having possibly had some gallantries, together with the experience of five and twenty or thirty years, form a young fellow better than all the rules that can be given him. Wherever you go, make some of those women your friends; which a very little matter will do. Ask their advice, tell them your doubts or difficulties as to your behavior; but take great care not to drop one word of their experience; for experience implies age, and the suspicion of age, no woman, let her be ever so old, ever forgives.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The pace of progress will accelerate so that even engineers and technical managers will find it necessary to recycle back through school after no more than ten years. In particular fast-moving technologies skills will become obsolete every five years or so.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Wise men are not wise at all hours, and will speak five times from their taste or their humor, to once from their reason.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In a few years there will be only five kings in the world -- the King of England and the four kings in a pack of cards.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words: I DID NOT HAVE TIME.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The elephant, not only the largest but the most intelligent of animals, provides us with an excellent example. It is faithful and tenderly loving to the female of its choice, mating only every third year and then for no more than five days, and so secretly as never to be seen, until, on the sixth day, it appears and goes at once to wash its whole body in the river, unwilling to return to the herd until thus purified. Such good and modest habits are an example to husband and wife.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and CommunicationMore [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths, or the turning inwards in prayer for five short minutes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The five steps in teaching an employee new skills are preparation, explanation, showing, observation and supervision.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution -- then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If you have the same ideas as everybody else but have them one week earlier than everyone else then you will be hailed as a visionary. But if you have them five years earlier you will be named a lunatic.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
You will be the same person in five as you are today except for the people you meet and the books you read.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If Socialism can only be realized when the intellectual development of all the people permits it, then we shall not see Socialism for at least five hundred years.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In Texas, years ago, almost all of the oil came from surface operations. Then someone got the idea that there were greater sources of supply deeper down. A well was drilled five thousand feet deep. The result? A gusher. Too many of us operate on the surface. We never go deep enough to find supernatural resources. The result is, we never operate at our best. More time and investment is involved to go deep but a gusher will pay off.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A literary movement consists of five or six people who live in the same town and hate each other cordially.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able to correct them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The successful man is prosperous, because he has developed ninety-five percent of his ability. The failure is poor, because only five percent of his natural talents have been utilized.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Legislators: Rape their wives and do two years. Kill their children and do five years. Steal their money and kiss your ass goodbye.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could have done it, but they never picked up a pole, and never made the feeble effort to pick their legs off the ground and get over the bar.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
An hour of practice is worth five hours of foot-dragging.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I think I could be a good woman if I had five thousand a year.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If we discovered we only had five minutes left to say all we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people telling other people that they loved them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The five senses are horse sense, innocence, common sense, concupiscence, and nonsense.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The six most important words: I admit I made a mistake The five most important words: You did a good job The four most important words: What is YOUR opinion? The three most important words: If you please The two most important words: Thank You The one most important word: We The least important word: I.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate Who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A vigorous five mile walk will do more good for an unhappy, but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
One belongs to New York instantly. One belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
[nose grows]
Captain of Guards: Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.More [07/17/2005 12:07:00]
Shrek: [to Donkey] For five minutes, can you not be yourself? More [07/20/2005 12:07:00]
Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer. More [07/21/2005 12:07:00]
Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have fuckin' shotguns.More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Vincent: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Trudi: You know how they use that gun to pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?
Jody: Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercings, sixteen places on my body, all of them done with a needle. Five in each ear, one through the nipple on my left breast, one through my right nostril, one through my left eyebrow, one in my lip, one in my clit... and I wear a stud in my tongue.
Vincent: Excuse me, but I was just wondering... why do you wear a stud in your tongue?
Jody: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.
Lance: Don Vincenzo. Step into my office? More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]

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