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Larry:
[Larry stomps his foot, his shoe goes flying into the audience, and he makes a move to go for the shoe] Oh!



Ted Healy:
Let it alone - it'll come up by itself.


[the shoe flies back on to the stage, tossed by an unseen audience member]

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Concha Perez:
Mother says no flies enter a closed mouth.

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Lawyer Goodwill:
I'll do away with all of you!


[Suddenly a chair flies in from the audience, hits Goodwill and knocks him into the stocks]



Pigs:
Who did that?



Guy in the third row:
Me!



Lawyer Goodwill:
Who are you?



Guy in the third row:
I'm the guy in the thoid row, you big sourpuss!

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Peerless Pauline:
But it's so easy. The bottom of your shoe creates a suction that holds you up in the ceiling.



J. Cheever Loophole:
No, no, I'd rather not. I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

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Jeff Surrett:
You see, I make $100,000 a year one way or another. Frankly, I don't need that much money. So naturally, I'd be willing to make a deal with anybody that would, uh, well, sort of see things my way. Make a mighty good deal for both of us.



Wade Hatton:
You mean a little friendly bribery, huh?



Jeff Surrett:
Well, you can catch more flies with molasses than you can with vinegar.

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'Stuffy' McInnes:
...I thought you was on the level


[with Janet]



'Stuffy' McInnes:
.



Ace Boreman:
On the level? Oh, you know me better than that, Stuffy. You know my motto: Feed 'em, fly 'em, and forget 'em.


[Ace doesn't realize that Janet has overheard this exchange]



Ace Boreman:
[Janet flies Ace to her country cottage]



Ace Boreman:
[as they enter the front gate] Nice place here.



Janet Steele:
Think so?



Ace Boreman:
Yeah, but I'm getting a little jealous.



Janet Steele:
Why jealous?



Ace Boreman:
I thought we were gonna be alone, and I find a flock of chickens to keep us company. Tell me, whaddya do with 'em, sweet?



Janet Steele:
I've got a system all my own.



Ace Boreman:
Oh, you have, huh?



Janet Steele:
Mmm, hmm. I feed 'em, fry 'em, and forget 'em!

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Crow #1:
Why, he flies just like an eagle.



Crow #2:
Better than an airplane.



Jim Crow:
Brother, now I've seen everything!

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The Great Man:
[Sitting at a luncheonette table] I don't know why I ever come in here. Flies get the best of everything!

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Lt. Schwegler:
We've been killing the English like flies! Later, we'll kill the flies like the English.

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Woman:
You wanna help the United Nations, don't ya? You want those ships and planes roll off the assembly line, don't ya? You want those Nazis and Japs bombed off the earth, don't ya?



Porky Pig:
I h-hate Hitl-Hitl-Shicklegruber and Toj-Toj...



Woman:
Then mind my kid. Here, this might help you.


[Gives Porky a book]



Porky Pig:
[Reads cover] Ch-Ch-Child Psychology.



Woman:
Now I can go weld planes. We gotta have planes, you know.


[acts like a plane taking off, then flies off like one]



Porky Pig:
S-Say, she's a character.

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Moe:
Shut up and listen. Do you remember your Uncle Caleb?



Shemp:
Do I? Why, that old tightwad! He'd steal flies from a blind spider!



Moe:
But, Shemp, he's...



Shemp:
He's a louse and a weasel!



Moe:
Yeah? Well, he just died and left you $500,000 bucks.



Shemp:
Just like that old skin flint!


[gasps]



Shemp:
$500,000?


[begins to cry]



Shemp:
Poor old Uncle Caleb! Like I was sayin', he was a swell guy, giving me the shirt off his back and throwing the buttons too.

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Dr. Walters:
[to Captain Munsey] That's why you'd never resign from this prison. Where else whould you find so many helpless flies to stick pins into?

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Doutreval of Dijon:
Think of this. A sword is like a bird. If you clutch it too tightly, you choke it - too lightly and it flies away.

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[Captain Hook and Mr. Smee have decided to kidnap Wendy so Peter Pan would never see her again]



Captain Hook:
Come, Smee, we must leave immediately. We'll surround Peter's home...



Mr. Smee:
But Captain, we don't know where Peter Pan lives.



Captain Hook:
Great Scott, you're right, Smee!


[Tinker Bell flies over to them and then flies over to a map of Never Land]



Captain Hook:
What's that, my dear? You could show us the way? Why, I never thought of that.


[to Smee]



Captain Hook:
Take this down, Smee.



Mr. Smee:
"Take this down, Smee." Aye-aye, Captain.


[Smee takes out a quill pen and a piece of paper while Tinker Bell dips her shoes in an inkwell and then lands on a part of the Never Land map marked Pegleg Point]



Captain Hook:
Start at Pegleg Point...



Mr. Smee:
[writing in the paper] "Start at Pegleg Point...”


[Tinker Bell walks across the map to another area marked Blindman's Bluff]



Captain Hook:
Forty paces west to Blindman's Bluff...



Mr. Smee:
[writing] "Blindman's Bluff...”


[Tinker Bell hops across a part of the map with a creek on it and then walks toward the northeastern end of the map]



Captain Hook:
[nervously] Yes, yes. A hop, skip and a jump across Crocodile Creek and then nor' by nor'east, one, two, three...


[loses patience]



Captain Hook:
Well, get on with...


[calms down]



Captain Hook:
Continue, my dear.


[Tinker Bell suddenly gets angry and she flies up in Hook's face, wagging her finger at him]



Captain Hook:
I mustn't harm Peter? Madam, Captain Hook gives his word not to lay a finger...


[Tinker Bell hooks her finger]



Captain Hook:
... or a hook... on Peter Pan.


[Tinker Bell flies over to an area of the Never Land map marked Hangman's Tree and puts an X on it with her inked shoe heels]



Captain Hook:
Ah, Hangman's Tree! So *that's* the entrance to his hiding place!


[Hook grabs Tinker Bell and locks her in a lantern]



Captain Hook:
Thank you, me dear, you've been most helpful.

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[Ikky explains his theory on why the missiles disappeared]



Ichabod Mudd:
Sure. It's like this: They fire off the rocket - BANG! - It flies through the air - WHOOSH! - It hits the water - SPLASH! - It sinks to the bottom - BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE! - Along comes a great, big whale - GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE! See?


[Ikky sees Captain Midnight, Tut and Steve staring at him incredulously]



Ichabod Mudd:
No?



Captain Midnight:
[dryly] No.

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Barney Sloan:
You know what a glove man is? I'm a glove man. You shag flies in the hot sun all your life, but you never go to bat. Like right off, they said - no parents, make him an orphan - he'll be alright. Education? Grammer school's enough; send him off to work. So I cooperate, & then they come up with a nice big Depression.

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[to prevent Johnny from following him into the Wild Bunch's hideout, Jack knocks him out at the train depot]



Jack Slade, Jr.:
Sorry, compadre.



Station master:
Say, I thought he was your friend.



Jack Slade, Jr.:
He is. Take care of him.



Station master:
What am I going to do with him?



Jack Slade, Jr.:
Just keep the flies off him!

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Bugs Bunny:
[wearing a judge's wig] You're a family man, Monahan, so I'm only going to sentence you to 45 years, at hard labor. One thing I cannot stand is a dishonorable police officer.



Elmer Fudd:
[as a bride] Ohhhh, ju-u-u-udge? Will you marry me?



Bugs Bunny:
[groom's hat flies on top of Bugs' head] Certainly, my darling sweety. I would be delighted to marry up with you.

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Maleficent:
Fools! Idiots! Imbeciles!


[drives her search patrol away]



Maleficent:
[alone with her pet again] Oh, they're hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.


[talking to the raven]



Maleficent:
My pet... you are my last hope. Circle far and wide... search for a maid of sixteen with hair of sunshine gold and lips red as the rose. Go, and do not fail me.


[pet flies away]

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Peter Pan:
[Tinkerbell tells him what's happened] The Indians have been defeated? And Wendy and the boys have been captured by the pirates? I'll rescue her! I'll rescue her!


[Tinkerbell notices the poisoned medicine]



Peter Pan:
What? That's just my medicine,


[Tinkerbell protests]



Peter Pan:
poison? Nonsense, who could've poisoned it? I promised Wendy I'd take that medicine and I'm going to just as soon as I sharpen my dagger.


[Tinkerbell drinks the medicine]



Peter Pan:
Tink! You drunk my medicine!


[Tinkerbell flies about slowly and grows dim]



Peter Pan:
What's the matter with you? It was poison, wasn't it? Tink? Your voice is so low now I can hardly hear you. What's that? You believe that you could get well again... if children believed in fairies.

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[last lines]



Dr. Bedloe:
[as the raven] Erasamus, now that Dr. Scarabus is out of the way we've got to make immediate plans for your assumption of the grand mastership. I'll glady act as your liaison so, so you won't be bothered having to present your case personally to the brotherhood. Later on I'll be happy to assume the post of super numeri secretary dispencer.



Dr. Craven:
Dr. Bedloe.



Dr. Bedloe:
[as the raven] Yes?



Dr. Craven:
Do you really think such treachery can be so easily forgiven and forgotten?



Dr. Bedloe:
[as the raven] Treachery! I saved all your lives!



Dr. Craven:
After having put them in jeopardy in the first place.



Dr. Bedloe:
[as the raven] That's beside the point. Very well, if that's the way you feel about it, kindly return me to my rightful form and I'll leave.



Dr. Craven:
Well, I'll uh, I'll take it under advisement.



Dr. Bedloe:
[as the raven] Take it under advisement? Well really! Who do you think you are talking to anyway?



Dr. Craven:
Up.


[Craven points a finger upwards]



Dr. Bedloe:
[as the raven] What's that?



Dr. Craven:
Up!



Dr. Bedloe:
[as the raven] Now wait a minute Erasamus!



Dr. Craven:
Up!



Dr. Bedloe:
Really!


[Dr. Bedloe flies to the head of a bust]



Dr. Bedloe:
I never heard of such ingratitude in my entire life. It's getting so you can't trust anybody anymore. I'm just too sweet and gentle, that's my problem!



Dr. Craven:
Dr. Bedloe.



Dr. Bedloe:
What is it?



Dr. Craven:
Shut your beak! Quoth the raven, nevermore.

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Surgeon Maj. Reynolds:
Orderly, Damn it! Will you keep the flies away. Fan it! Damn you, Chard! Damn all you butchers!

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[a German truck flies by]



Hogan:
There's never a cop when you need one

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[after turning fan on to clear smoke away the money flies out of suitcase]



Dan:
[upset turns fan off] What goes on in that pea brain of yours?



Iggy:
[weak smile] I forgot about the loot! Forgot.

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Batman:
Look at this pair of joking riddles.



Chief O'Hara:
[reads] What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?



Robin:
He gobbles up!



Chief O'Hara:
Of course.



Batman:
And, number two...



Commissioner Gordon:
[reads] What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?



Robin:
A sparrow with a machine gun!



Commissioner Gordon:
Yes, of course.

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Linus:
He'll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch and he respects sincerity.



Sally Brown:
Do you really think he will come?



Linus:
Tonight the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world.



Sally Brown:
That's a good story.



Linus:
You don't believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.



Sally Brown:
Welcome to the 20th century!

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Linus:
On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises from his pumpkin patch and flies through the air to deliver toys to all the children.

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Captain B:
[singing] It's funny/It's funny/It's surely more than funny/I think there must be something I should do.


[Hildegarde Hummingbird flies by]



Captain B:
Hello, Hildegarde.



Hildegarde Hummingbird:
Goodbye, Captain B.



Captain B:
Going somwhere?



Hildegarde Hummingbird:
Anywhere but this where.



Captain B:
Did you know there is a wave in the sea?



Hildegarde Hummingbird:
A wave or a windstorm, nothing surprises me.

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[Piglet flies across Owl's house on a honey pot, and the pot lands on Pooh's mouth]



Winnie the Pooh:
Thank you, Piglet.

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[Oddball sees that the bridge he wants to cross is intact and is pleased with himself]



Oddball:
It's still up!


[a plane flies over the bridge and bombs it... direct hit]



Oddball:
No it ain't.

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Golde:
Oh, you're finally here. Come, let's go home now.



Tevye:
I want to see Motel's new machine.



Golde:
You can see it some other time. Let's go home now.



Tevye:
Quiet, woman, before I angry! Because when I get angry, even flies don't dare to fly!



Golde:
[sarcastically] I'm very frightened of you. After we finish supper I'll faint.

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Jarvis Skelton:
That lad of yours attracts trouble like horse attracts flies and I'm not impressed! It begins at home, it always does! Your parenting skills are obviously on the par with your dress sense.

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Michael O'Toole:
I have, in my time, visited three political conventions, four sessions of congress, and two homes for the criminally insane. I have known army generals, steam doctors, vegetarians, prohibitionists, and a female suffragette. But never, even in an Orangeman's Day parade, have I seen such pure and stainless brainlessness as I now behold in you. The Almighty, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, has given the worm enough sense to turn with, and the barnacle can grasp whatever happens to be standing by. But you are equipped with a mental capacity smaller than you were born with. Here we are, benighted in the middle of a nowhere named Molly-Be-Damn - a dreary little rookery, Timothy, a squalid sty, a festering pustule on the face of the western slope. Bless the town and bless the people! Look at them - the rabble of this cantankerous community! Knaves and fools, louts and lardheads, the least of all God's creatures, without enough push to pick the fleas off each other, abiding in putrefaction and inertia, curled up comfy in it like hogs in a mud hole! And while I, of all people, fret and sweat for a way to pull these Simple Simons out of the bog, you stand around making flatulent noises for the titillation of the vulgar mob. And while he's bubbling himself, what are you doing, you pusillanimous pack of popcorn pickers? You clattered clutch of clucks? The town dilapidating around you, coasting downhill in a handcart to Hell while you stand about gaping for flies and going patty-cake with your hands!



Mayor:
There now! Now just one minute you!



Michael O'Toole:
All right, all right, all right! Fine! Keep it, and treasure it the way it is! For when all this trash has collapsed into one pile, and the howling wilderness has claimed its own again, I want you hicks to be happy, belching and spitting, laughing and singing, swinging from tree to tree, with your friend Soapy Sam here, the Uriah Heep of the hookworm belt, standing around below waiting to steal anything that falls to the ground. If a nut should drop and fall - leave it lying there. It's probably my little brother Timothy.



Sheriff:
Is that all?


[O'Toole throws up his hands]



Sheriff:
[Crowd applauds]



Sheriff:
By acclamation - the winner of the cussin' contest - Michael O'Toole!

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Insp. Ruff:
Take me to a cup of coffe.



Police sergeant:
Right Sir. If you don't mind my saying so, sir, Your flies are undone.

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[Gigan flies along to enter the fray and aid Megalon against Jet Jaguar]



Rokuro 'Roku-chan' Ibuki:
Oh! Gigan's come! Just look!



Hiroshi Jinkawa:
Whose side's he on?



Inventor Goro Ibuki:
The monster's of course!

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The Written Woman:
Our bees make honey, but your flies make shit.

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One Armed Bum:
[smashes flies on table with his hand] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!



Waiter:
[after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave] What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?



One Armed Bum:
And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?



Waiter:
[laughs incredulously] Who are ya?



One Armed Bum:
[slaps waiter's hand] Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?


[small crowd gathers]



Waiter:
Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?



One Armed Bum:
Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!


[everyone laughs]



Fung Sheng Wu Chi:
[Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter] Was he the One Armed Boxer?



Waiter:
He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!


[waiter leaves]



Fung Sheng Wu Chi:
I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.

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The Duke:
[singing] On the bridge of Perati, there flies a black flag, the mourning of the Julian regiment that goes to war. On the bridge of Perati, there flies a black flag. The best young men lie under the earth.

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David Laughlin:
Who flies crates like these anymore?



Project Leader:
No one. These planes were reported missing in 1945.

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Bianca:
[watching Orville fly] Doesn't he fly beautifully? And you wanted to take the train, you fraidy cat.



Bernard:
Fraidy cat? No, uh... it's just that I like trains. I mean, they serve Roquefort, and...


[Orville flies in too low]



Bernard:
[gasp] Pull up! Pull up!

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[the motorcycle henchmen flies off a cliff in a cloud of feathers]



James Bond:
All those feathers and he still can't fly!

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Lex Luthor:
[swimming in the pool, listening to news broadcasts about Superman] Miss Teschmacher! Turn it off.



Miss Teschmacher:
[lying by the sunlamps] Lex, what's the story on this guy? Do you think it's the genuine article?



Lex Luthor:
If he is, he's not from this world.



Miss Teschmacher:
Why?



Lex Luthor:
Because, if any human being were going to perpetrate such a fantastic hoax, it would have been me! Otis! My robe!



Otis:
Right away, Mr. Luthor!



Lex Luthor:
It all fits somehow, his coming here to Metropolis. And at this particular time. There's a kind of cruel justice about it. I mean, to commit the crime of the century, a man naturally wants to face the challenge of the century.



Otis:
Listen, Mr. Luthor, maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Lex Luthor:
[Lex gets out of the pool, and stops at the top step. Otis starts helping Lex on with the robe as the bottom of it proceeds to get soaked] Passing through? Not on your life. Which I would gladly sacrifice, by the way, for the opportunity of destroying everything that he represents. And, Otis, by the way, next time put my robe on *after* I'm out of the pool.



Otis:
Oooohhhh!

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[Arthur has agreed to go flying with Judge Rayford, thinking the Judge flies planes. But he is not pleased to find that the Judge flies helicopters]



Arthur Kirkland:
Where are we going?



Judge Rayford:
You wanna go someplace in particular?



Arthur Kirkland:
No. Down, I would prefer to go down...

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[Trying to catch a wild chicken]



Avram:
Come here little chicken. I don't want to hurt you. I just want to eat you.


[the chicken flies away]



Avram:
I don't want to hurt you! I just want to make you kosher!

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Vince Ricardo:
I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...



Sheldon:
Nine months! That must have really been something!



Vince Ricardo:
It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.

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Fletcher:
You're not doing yourself any favours, are you Banyard? All you're doing is getting up other people's noses.



Banyard:
We have certain rights.



Fletcher:
No we don't, we're in the nick.



Ives:
I suppose you think you're entitled to something better just because you went to a public school, is that it?



Banyard:
On the contrary, Ives, I'm well used to this kind of food, I went to Harrow.



Fletcher:
Oh that's a good advert for the public school system, prepares you for the nick. Course it's harder in here for him than for most of us, 'cause he has had further to drop. Professional man, you see. Dentist. Tragic.



Ives:
What do you mean, Fletcher, 'tragic'? It's no laughing matter for that woman he had under the laughing gas.



Banyard:
There's no need for that, Ives. We don't have to keep unearthing each other's past, I'm paying for my peccadilloes.



Fletcher:
Oh that's good. If you're paying I'll have a large one.



Bunny Warren:
What's a peccadillo?



Ives:
It's a South African bird. Flies backwards to stop getting the sand in its eyes.



Bunny Warren:
No. No. I know what you mean though. It's an animal. Called the Armadildo.



Banyard:
The Armadildo.



Fletcher:
No, that was King Arthur's codpiece. I think that's what I'm eating an' all.

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Lex Luthor:
[to Zod and Company, at the half-wrecked White House] ... Hi! Lex Luthor.


[no reaction from the Super Villains]



Lex Luthor:
LEX LUTHOR! Possibly you've heard the name? the Greatest Criminal Mind on Earth!



Ursa:
I told you this was a puny planet.


[moves menacingly towards Luthor]



Lex Luthor:
Whoa whoa whoa wait... why don't you get to know me better?


[Ursa continues moving towards Luthor]



Lex Luthor:
WAIT! I can give you anything! The... the... the... the Brass Ring, unlimited freedom to maim and kill! PLUS! Lex Luthor's keen mind, Lex Luthor's savvy, Lex Luthor's school of career guidance...


[Ursa begins crushing his hand]



General Zod:
We already have this without you. You cannot bargain with what you don't have.



Lex Luthor:
[sucking on his thumb to numb the pain] Oh Great One, what I am bargaining with is what YOU do not have: The Son of Jor-El.



General Zod:
The Son of Jor-El?



Lex Luthor:
[confused] I just said that.



General Zod:
Jor-El? Our jailer?



Lex Luthor:
[sarcastically] No, Jor-El the BASEBALL PLAYER...


[Ursa and Non start moving menacingly towards Luthor]



Lex Luthor:
Yes, Jor-El your jailer.



General Zod:
The Son of Jor-El! On this planet!



Lex Luthor:
Perhaps you know him better by his nom de voyage, or the name he travels under: Superman.



General Zod:
So THIS is Superman! How do you know of Jor-El?



Lex Luthor:
Well, Your Excellency, as I explained earlier: I'm about the best there is.



General Zod:
Revenge! We will kill the son of our jailer!



Ursa:
Revenge!



Lex Luthor:
REVENGE! Now we're cooking!



General Zod:
He flies then?



Lex Luthor:
Constantly.



General Zod:
He has powers as we do?



Lex Luthor:
Certainly. But, oh Magnificent One, he is one, while you are three.


[Non growls]



Lex Luthor:
Or four, if you count him twice!



General Zod:
Come! We will bring him to his knees!



Ursa:
Praying!



General Zod:
Yes, to ME!



Lex Luthor:
Wait!


[the Super Villains turn to face Luthor]



Lex Luthor:
First you must find him... and Lex Baby is the only one who knows where he is...

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Superman:
[at the Fortress of Solitude; whispering to Luthor] Try and get them all into this molecule chamber. It takes away their powers, see... and turns them into ordinary human beings. Now if you could...


[Zod approaches]



Superman:
Shh, shh!



Lex Luthor:
[pauses] General, don't go in there. It's a trap.



Superman:
Luthor, you poisonous snake!



Lex Luthor:
That's a molecule chamber. It turns people like you into people like me.



General Zod:
[nods] You've done well, Lex Luthor.



Lex Luthor:
[pointing] The crystal there activates the mechanism.



General Zod:
Lex Luthor, ruler of Australia... activate the machine.


[Non grabs Luthor and flies him up to the control panel]

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Mrs. Pepper Pac-Man:
[as Super Ms. Pac Man, Pepper flies after Super Sue] Super Suue! I'll get youuu!



Sue:
Nnoooo!


[gets chomped by Super Ms. Pac Man and flies off]

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Snitter:
The flies in my head... they keep buzzing.

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[seeing a helicopter]



Snitter:
The flies are out of my head... look... they've grown huge!

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[a Bit flies around Flynn's head in a Recognizer]



Kevin Flynn:
Hey! Hold it right there!



Bit:
Yes.



Kevin Flynn:
What do you mean, "yes"?



Bit:
Yes.



Kevin Flynn:
Is that all you can say?



Bit:
No.



Kevin Flynn:
Know anything else?



Bit:
Yes.



Kevin Flynn:
Positive and negative, huh. You're a bit, aren't you?



Bit:
Yes.



Kevin Flynn:
Well, where's your program? Isn't he going to miss you?



Bit:
No.



Kevin Flynn:
I'M your program?



Bit:
Yes.



Kevin Flynn:
Another mouth to feed.



Bit:
Yesyesyesyes!

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PC Gabriel Kent:
You think I'm afraid of you Kerry? I'm not. You're like a fly buzzing around me, waiting to be swatted away.



PC Kerry Young:
Yeah, well we all know what flies are attracted to.

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Starscream:
[in Cyclonus' body] So, you think Galvatron's nothing but slag iron now?



Octane:
Yeah, we've seen the last of that creep!


[Galvatron enters the room]



Galvatron:
Seen the last of who, Cyclonus?



Starscream:
[in Cyclonus' voice] Er, no-one really, sir, I mean...



Galvatron:
You mean what, old friend?



Starscream:
[in his own voice] Well now, who do you think I mean?



Galvatron:
Starscream!


[Starscream laughs while Octane runs off]



Galvatron:
[smiling] I shall enjoy destroying you even more this time than the last.



Starscream:
Destroying me was a great disservice to all Decepticons!


[Galvatron transforms into cannon mode and blasts Cyclonus as Starscream's ghost flies off]



Cyclonus:
What happened to me? Last I remember I was in the Decepticon crypt, and uh...


[Galvatron transforms into robot mode as Scourge and his Sweeps approach]



Galvatron:
I hope I've seen the last of that miserable usurper.


[to Scourge]



Galvatron:
See that Cyclonus is properly repaired.


[walks off]



Scourge:
Of course, Galvatron.


[Starscream is revealed to be possessing Scourge's body and laughs]

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Buckaroo Banzai:
It flies like a truck.



John Parker:
Good, what is a truck?

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Rajah:
I'm looking for this dung-head who took my women! He is being liar to me! I want my bitches back!


[Crossbow dart flies across the room and strikes the wall next to Rajah]



Rajah:
Holy shit! I'm going to get Milt. Right now. I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

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Gloucester:
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.

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Lite:
Hey, Oly. Your wife's hanging all over Otto.



Oly:
Yeah, flies on shit!

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Pete:
[picks up phone while half-asleep] hello? Oh, hi Frankie.


[pause]



Pete:
Oh yeah, i woke up because the phone was so loud.


[pause]



Pete:
Oh, that was my aunt.


[short pause]



Pete:
Yeah, my aunt and uncle are visiting.


[pause]



Pete:
What?


[pause]



Pete:
What are you getting so worried about?


[pause]



Pete:
Look, look, Biology isn't exactly my strongest point either.


[pause]



Pete:
What about tonight? We can still go.


[short pause]



Pete:
No, i told you, i said my folks have the car today, not tonight.


[pause]



Pete:
What about your car?


[pause]



Pete:
Oh.


[pause]



Pete:
Look, if you want to get here by 6-6:30pm as soon as my folks got back, we can leave right away.


[long pause]



Pete:
So walk on over later on this morning.


[pause]



Pete:
Yeah, we can study.


[pause]



Pete:
Perfect day for it.


[long pause]



Pete:
So wear a gollashar and a big raincoat.


[pause]



Pete:
And don't forget those skimpy notes if you can locate them.


[laughs then pauses]



Pete:
And maybe, Ellen can come along too.


[long pause]



Pete:
Oh yeah, why not?


[pause]



Pete:
I thought you said she was good at this.


[pause]



Pete:
Well call and find out!


[knock on door]



Pete:
I'll be right down!


[pause]



Pete:
Look, Frankie, they told you to forget that


[thunderclap drains out dialogue]



Pete:
Look, if you want to study with me, you got to stick to the facts.


[pause]



Pete:
Look, Balacalfski doesn't know what he's talking about.


[pause]



Pete:
Look, if house flies originated on Jupiter, then how come they have the EXACT same enzymes and same nucleic acids as all living things on Earth?


[long pause]



Pete:
I did read it, well, most of it.


[pause]



Pete:
No, throw it away, burn it.


[pause]



Pete:
Well, call it science fiction, because that's what it is.


[pause]



Pete:
When you come on over later on i'll loan you Brokers Brain


[pause]



Pete:
It's a book!

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David:
Do flies fly?

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