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Our ideas are the offspring of our senses; we are not more able to create the form of a being we have not seen, without retrospect to one we know, than we are able to create a new sense. He whose fancy has conceived an idea of the most beautiful form must have composed it from actual existence.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Unworthy offspring brag the most about their worthy descendants.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The meeting of preparation with opportunity generates the offspring we call luck.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Lee Chan:
Hi, Pop!



Charlie Chan:
[softly] Hi.


[embracing Lee]



Charlie Chan:
Joy equals astonishment at seeing offspring in Shanghai.

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Lt. Macy:
[referring to Lee] Hello, Mr. Chan. You sure got a bright kid. He gave me a good steer.



Charlie Chan:
Uh, sometimes suspect anxious offspring of giving bull.

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Dr. Eric Erickson:
It's obvious to me what your plan is. To breed out the Yeti strain. But how can you do it without help?



Varga:
I being fifth generation - you can see that it's not too dificult to obtain the necessary females.



Dr. Eric Erickson:
You kidnap women?



Varga:
There have been five this year. Now, of course, there's...



Dr. Eric Erickson:
Connie!



Varga:
With her I should be able to hedgehop two generations. Our offspring should be most interesting. Don't you think so doctor?

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[Drax addresses his staff aboard the space station]



Hugo Drax:
First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as its progenitors. Like gods, your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image. You have all served in public capacties in my terrestrial empire. Your seed, like yourselves, will pay deference to the ultimate dynasty which I alone have created. From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is law and order in the heavens.

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Munchhausen:
But you do allow kings to get a divorce?



Pastor:
Well... For kings... In extreme cases. When they need to produce an offspring.



Munchhausen:
In order to produce an offspring they need to do something else.

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Darth Vader:
What is thy bidding, my master?



Emperor:
There is a great disturbance in the Force.



Darth Vader:
I have felt it.



Emperor:
We have a new enemy, the young Rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.



Darth Vader:
How is that possible?



Emperor:
Search your feelings, Lord Vader. You will know it to be true. He could destroy us.



Darth Vader:
He's just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.



Emperor:
The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.



Darth Vader:
If he could be turned, he will become a powerful ally.



Emperor:
Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?



Darth Vader:
He will join us or die, my master.

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Narrator:
The male tries to validate his existence and prove he doesn't need a female to mate. He attempts to devolve into a hermaphrodite and give birth to offspring on his own.


[male character vomits]



Narrator:
For the male, this will prove ultimately unfulfilling. Although genetically equipped to deliver the placenta...


[more vomiting]



Narrator:
he is unable to produce the infant itself.

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Balsac the Jaws of Death:
So, our cursed offspring Gor Gor doth dane to spoil our moment of triumph and glory?



Oderus Urungus:
Let us summon him! My sword Unt Lick will make his dominion over the Earth both short and painful!


[maniacal laughing]



Sleazy P. Martini:
Whoa, Hey Guys, is this really necessary, I mean, can't we just... leave the deli tray out and split outta here?



Oderus Urungus:
Too late! Fate has chosen this time and place to challenge out our Mastery of Earth


[farts]



Oderus Urungus:
eh... And we accept this Challenge, willingly! Eh uhhh.



Sleazy P. Martini:
I thought you guys would say that.

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Narrator:
One rather spectacular cliché that was born with the B-Westerns of the thirties until the demise of the species in the mid-50s: the heroine was, almost without exception, a biological freak, the apparent offspring of but a single male parent.

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Hercule Poirot:
[reading from the murderer's journal] "Our village, Kings Abbott, is I imagine, very much like any other English village. A chilly medieval church stands at the top of a single street of stone-built cottages. At the bottom of the street, a bridge crosses a stream where the snotty-nosed offspring of the poor perfect the most advanced skill they will ever possess. Although to the casual observer, Kings Abbott is a friendly place, everything is not as it seems. Just scratch the surface, and you will find more jealousies and rivalries than ancient Rome. My little book is about the murder of Roger Ackroyd; the events leading up to it, the subsequent numbskull investigation, and the final revelation to you alone, dear reader, of the guilty party."

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Sally Nash:
We're fine! We're great! We're having a baby and we're moving to London!



Sophia Gold:
Well you weren't fine when you went all Sylvia Plath on me last summer in Connecticut!



Sally Nash:
Not nice! Not kind!



Sophia Gold:
Ha! Not half so "not kind" as your husband was in his depiction of you in his novel!



Sally Nash:
Why are you doing this?



Sophia Gold:
Sally! His image of you is a possessive, fragile neurotic!



Sally Nash:
But I *am* a possessive, fragile neurotic!



Sophia Gold:
No you are not! You are Sally Nash! You are Sally Nash, and you're my best friend for twenty years. And you're not going to move to London to have the offspring of some sexually ambivalent man-child, oh-now-I'm-a-writer-now-I'm-a-fucking-director, English prick bastard Joe Therrian! He's probably going to leave you for Skye Davidson anyway!

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Justin:
Ye offspring of serpents, who warned you to flee the wrath to come?

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If women do incapacitated, as in former times, the birth rate may well rise, but whether it will help the community (?), For healthy offspring need smart, happy, loving and beloved mother ...More [06/09/2016 09:06:53]
The advocates of abortion on demand falsely assume two things: that women must suffer if the lives of unborn children are legally protected and that women can only attain equality by having the legal option of destroying their innocent offspring in the womb.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
For decades, parents were told by so-called parenting 'experts' that offspring would be best raised on the belief each is special and entitled to all life has to offer.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Instead, in the absence of respect for human rights, science and its offspring technology have been used in this century as brutal instruments for oppression.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Cunning and treachery are the offspring of incapacity.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyrannyMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generationsMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't think either the Offspring or Green Day started their bands with the intention of becoming so enormously popular; that sort of fell in their laps-especially the Offspring. My attitude is if somebody blunders into the level of popularity, at least remember the human factor. These guys are still human beings and hopefully still have hearts and if you keep in touch with them rather than vilify them you may be able to encourage them to go in the right direction. What I'm hoping will eventually happen is that they wMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Good laws are the offspring of bad actions.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Westward the course of empire takes its way;
The four first Acts already past,
A fifth shall close the Drama with the day;
Time's noblest offspring is the last.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The most curious offspring of shame is shyness.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hail, holy light! offspring of heaven firstborn!
Or of th' eternal co-eternal beam,
May I express thee unblam'd? since God is light
And never but in unapproached light
Dwelt from eternity, dwelt then in thee,
Bright effluence of bright essence increate!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Jealousy is said to be the offspring of Love. Yet, unless the
parent makes haste to strangle the child, the child will not rest
till it has poisoned the parent.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Cunning and treachery are the offspring of incapacity.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The meeting of preparation with opportunity generates the offspring we
call luck.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Jupiter and the Monkey
Jupiter issued a proclamation to all the beasts of the forest and promised a royal reward to the one whose offspring should be deemed the handsomest. The Monkey came with the rest and presented, with all a mother's tenderness, a flat-nosed, hairless, ill-featured young Monkey as a candidate for the promised reward. A general laugh saluted her on the presentation of her son. She resolutely said, I know not whether Jupiter will allot the prize to my son, but this I do know, that he is at leMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We believe that the star clusters lighting up the tips of the pillars are essentially the offspring of the region's single, massive star.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Blessed be the offspring of Papa Montero and Maria la Ol. When we see things from abroad, the value of our popular culture is more evident than ever.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Thou ill-form,d offspring of my feeble brain . . .More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We want them to go back to doing what they used to do, which is migrate. The reason they migrate is for food. When they don't migrate, their offspring don't learn to migrate.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We would see them as high school students; then they would introduce their bride and their offspring.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
These offspring have what we have called 'occult' genetic disease -- their genetic make-up is perfectly normal, but they still have the physical problems of their parents. This phenomenon could complicate the hunt for disease genes.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
And now, once again, I bid my hideous progeny go forth and prosper. I have an affection for it, for it was the offspring of happy days, when death and grief were but words, which found no true echo in my heart.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Faeries are fallen angels," said Dorothea, "cast down out of heaven for their pride." "That's the legend," Jace said. "It's also said that they're the offspring of demons and angels, which always seemed more likely to me. Good and evil, mixing together. Faeries are as beautiful as angels are supposed to be, but they have a lot of mischief and cruelty in them. And you'll notice most of them avoid midday sunlight—" "For the devil has no power," said Dorothea softly, as if she were reciting an old rhyme, "except in the More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm Machiavelli's offspring, I'm the king of New York, king of the coast, one hand, I juggle them both.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every animal would rather die themselves than lose their offspring. But it's just genes, isn't it? All of our existence is spent worrying about the next generation, but we don't actually seem to get anywhere.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Without security, civilization is cramped and dwarfed. Without security, there can be no freedom. Nor shall I say too much, when I declare that security, guarded of course by its offspring, freedom, is the true end and aim of government.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All our knowledge is the offspring of our perceptions.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Quantitative work shows clearly that natural selection is a reality, and that, among other things, it selects Mendelian genes, which are known to be distributed at random through wild populations, and to follow the laws of chance in their distribution to offspring. In other words, they are an agency producing variation of the kind which Darwin postulated as the raw material on which selection acts.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Punk is like looking at a mirror. I already have a mirror so I don't need the Offspring to remind me how gorgeous I am.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My purpose is to teach and demonstrate what is possible. To demonstrate love of God and good. Remember what my role is as a woman: to be... good. My role as a mother: to teach, support and nurture my offspring. My role as a grandmother: to remind everybody - right where you are, God is.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I would rather be the offspring of two apes than be a man and afraid to face the truth.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Before thou callest a man hero or genius, investigate whether his exertion has features of indelibility; for all that is celestial, all genius, is the offspring of immortality.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
'Time's noblest offspring is the last.' This line of Bishop Berkeley's expresses the real cause of the belief in progress in the animal creation.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
True charity is spontaneous and finds its own occasion; it is never the offspring of importunity, nor of emulation.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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