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How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced math courses and 100% of teachers in Germany have double majors, while the best we can say about our pocket of excellence is that 75% of [American] students have learned to critique tactfully?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To teach well, we need not say all that we know, Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
All the sweetness of religion is conveyed to the world by the hands of story-tellers and image-makers. Without their fictions the truths of religion would for the multitude be neither intelligible nor even apprehensible; and the prophets would prophesy and the teachers teach in vain.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of the school board, school boards who are afraid of the parents, parents who are afraid of the children, and children who are afraid of nobody.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Culture is an instrument wielded by teachers to manufacture teachers, who, in their turn, will manufacture still more teachers.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.More [08/17/2005 12:08:00]
Janis: Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.More [11/02/2005 12:11:00]
Novalyne Price: Well, yeah, that's right, thanks indeed, thank God! If it wasn't for teachers like me, there would be more individuals like you, socially inept, hatin the world, prattlin off pompous ideas that no one wants to hear in the first place. Bob Howard, if you do not take some initiative you are going to end up a miserable old man, sittin at home with no friends and no life. And another thing! Don't you ever EVER imply that I do not know how to teach, because then you really are talking about something that you know nothing about. Now why don't you run on home, your momma's waitin for you.More [02/06/2006 12:02:00]
“When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair.”More [07/03/2006 12:07:00]
“I'm real excited, ... They're very enthusiastic. They're all quality teachers and coaches, great people.”More [07/05/2006 12:07:00]
“We're almost at a point where we have all the coaches being employed, first as teachers but then also as teachers in (our) school, ... I've talked to everybody. They support what I'm talking about. They understand how important it is for them to be around (campus day-to-day).”More [07/05/2006 12:07:00]
“I think hidden underneath a lot of teachers are very sexy women.”More [07/08/2006 12:07:00]
“I just want to make a point that it's not just great teachers that sometimes shape your life. Sometimes it's the absence of great teachers that shapes your life and being ignored can be just as good for a person as being lauded.”More [09/13/2006 12:09:00]
There are a couple of teachers I have had without whose influence I would not be as happy with who I am.More [11/25/2006 12:11:00]
Marty McFly: Clayton Ravine was named after a teacher. They say she fell in there a hundred years ago.
Doc: A hundred years ago? That's this year!
Marty McFly: Every kid in school knows that story 'cause we all have teachers we'd like to see fall into the ravine.More [02/28/2007 12:02:00]
Josh: You know maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good cause, make a contribution. In case you've never heard of that, a contribution is...
Cher: Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy, and as soon I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals, and I have contributed many hours to helping two lonely teachers find romance.
Josh: Which I'll bet serves your interests more than theirs. You know, If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
Cher: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.More [07/24/2007 12:07:00]
Mel: Which reminds me, where's your report card?
Cher: It's not ready yet.
Mel: What do you mean, "it's not ready yet?"
Cher: Well, some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Daddy. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.More [07/24/2007 12:07:00]
Cher: You are such a brown-noser.
Josh: Oh, and you are such a superficial space cadet. What makes you think you can get teachers to change your grades?
Cher: The fact that I've done it every other semester.More [07/24/2007 12:07:00]
Mr. Hand: [passing back exams] 'C', 'D', 'F'. 'F'. 'F'. For three weeks we have been talking about the Platt Amendment. It was passed in nineteen-hundred and six.
[notices Spicoli's seat is empty]
Mr. Hand: Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone?
[Desmond raises hand]
Mr. Hand: Yes, Desmond?
Desmond: I saw him outside, near the food machines.
Mr. Hand: How long ago?
Desmond: Right before class.
Mr. Hand: All right. Bring him in.
[Desmond exits]
Mr. Hand: What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!
[Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows him. He has a bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans]
Jeff Spicoli: [Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows with bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans] Wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand.
Mr. Hand: What's the reason for your truancy?
Jeff Spicoli: Just couldn't make it on time.
Mr. Hand: You couldn't, or you wouldn't?
Jeff Spicoli: See, there was a full crowd at the food lines.
Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on YOUR time. Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
Jeff Spicoli: [long pause, but then with complete truth in his answer] I don't know.
Mr. Hand: [Mr. Hand goes to blackboard and writes the words 'I Don't Know', then underlines them]
[reciting]
Mr. Hand: I like that. 'I Don't Know.' That's nice.
[imitating]
Mr. Hand: 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: All right!More [11/01/2007 12:11:00]
Many spiritual teachers - in Buddhism, in Islam - have talked about first-hand experience of the world as an important part of the path to wisdom, to enlightenment.More [11/21/2007 12:11:00]
I was a weirdo to want to be in show business. Most kids wanted to be teachers or nurses.More [11/25/2007 12:11:00]
Garcia: [in a beginner's English class] I didn't get that far in high school English. So... I was kind of shafted.
Harry Bailey: What was that?
Garcia: I... I was shafted.
Harry Bailey: Very good, Garcia. Very good. First person of the verb "to be." "I was." That's very good, Garcia. Now, who can give me the "you" form of "to be" with the same sentence? Yes, you!
Student: Well... you were shafted.
Student #2: Yeah, when they gave you this course!
Harry Bailey: You, can you give me the third person form?
Student #2: She was shafted.
[the class applauds]
Harry Bailey: Very good. So, as you see, "I was shafted." "You were shafted." "She was shafted." We all get shafted the same.
Student: We never learned from *that* type of sentence in high school!
Harry Bailey: Well, what do high school teachers know about fancy shafting?More [12/12/2007 12:12:00]
Birdee Pruitt: Who's Big Dolores?
Travis: She's the meanest and dumbest girl in school, but she keeps passing cause even teachers are afraid of big Dolores. She has her own gang too.More [03/26/2008 12:03:00]
And then the conditions of safety - or lack of safety - for teachers in public schools, and the disparity between public schools and private schools is shameful.More [05/14/2008 12:05:00]
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just... I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because they were talking about in health class how pregnancy... It can often lead to an infant.
Paulie Bleeker: Typically, yeah... Yeah that's what happens when our mothers and teachers get pregnant.More [05/17/2008 12:05:00]
[Daniel, Miyagi and Ali are trying to get onto the tournament floor together]
Official: Hold it!
Official: [to Ali] Sorry, teachers and students only.
Daniel: Oh, well, uh... he doesn't speak English and, uh, I can't understand his instructions without her. She's his, uh, translator.
Miyagi: [says something in Japanese]
Official: What did he say?
Ali: He says that, uh, you remind him of an uncle he has in Tokyo.
Official: [smiles] I guess it's okay.
Miyagi: [says something in Japanese]
Official: What?
Ali: He says you're very kind.
Official: Thank you.
Miyagi: Welcome.More [05/23/2008 12:05:00]
Charm School assistant: [the charm school teachers are inspecting each of the girls and they come to dowdy Marla Hooch] What do you suggest?
Charm School instructor: [repulsed] A lot of night games.More [07/13/2008 12:07:00]
Joe Clark: [after asking teachers to put up their hands] Because you are failing to educate them, this is the posture that many of our students will wind up in. Only they'll be staring down the barrel of a gun!More [07/13/2008 12:07:00]
Friedrich Bhaer: I am going to the west. They need teachers and they are not so concerned about the accent.
Jo March: I don't mind it either.More [08/02/2008 12:08:00]
Sliding Billy Murray:
Would you believe it - that every morning I brought my pretty teachers an apple.



Miss Tiddlewell:
Oh, teacher's pet!



Sliding Billy Murray:
One of them did.

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Dr. Hamius R. Warfield:
Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!

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T.M. Christian:
I know what the kids call me behind my back.



Candy Christian:
The kids don't call you anything behind your back, daddy.



T.M. Christian:
That's exactly what I mean. All the other teachers in this school have nicknames. I'm just plain old Mr. Christian.

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Myra:
You have a lot to learn. All you men have a lot to learn. And I have taken it upon myself to teach you.



Rusty Godowsky:
What do you mean?



Myra:
This is the most important part of your education. The part your teachers fail to instruct you in. It's called balling.



Rusty Godowsky:
I know how to do that!



Myra:
That's what you think. Did you know you have a temperature?



Rusty Godowsky:
No I didn't!



Myra:
Well you do. But no matter. I shall cure what's wrong with you.



Rusty Godowsky:
What are you gonna do?



Myra:
I shall ball you rusty. It's very simple.

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Trevor Chaplin:
It's two years exactly...



Jill Swinburne:
Two years exactly since I dragged you into bed for the first time and slaked my lust on your body.



Mr Carter:
Education is wonderful, isn't it?



Jill Swinburne:
Yes. I wonder why we're all teachers - seems such a waste.

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State Comptroller Atkins:
This grant ensures a light bulb in every classroom, and a high-definition TV for the teachers lounge.

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Clifford Stern:
While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.

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Cody:
I'm going in there to waste some teachers - are you with me?

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Mark Hunter:
You hear about some kid who did something stupid, something desperate; what possessed him? How could he do such a terrible thing? Well, it's really quite simple, actually. Consider the life of a teenager - you have parents, teachers telling you what to do, you have movies, magazines and TV telling you what to do, but you know what you have to do. Your job, your purpose is to get accepted, get a cute girlfriend, think up something great to do with the rest of your life. What if you're confused and can't imagine a career? What if you're funny looking and can't get a girlfriend? You see, no-one wants to hear it. But the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead.

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Female Teacher:
Give me back my attendance records.



Male Teacher:
No way, Dog Breath.



Female Teacher:
Mr. Lippman! Mr.Sitcurse...



Male Teacher:
[shouts] Liar, liar! Pants on fire!



Mr. Elliott Lippman:
Stop it, Mr.Teensy. Holding your breath will not do you any good. Your not getting a raise.



Mr.Teensy:
But I want a raise.


[shouts]



Mr.Teensy:
I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise!


[throws a temper tantrum]



Mr. Elliott Lippman:
[shouts] If you don't shut up,


[turns Mr.Teensy around]



Mr. Elliott Lippman:
I'm gonna grab your undies and give you a big...


[stops as Alex walks into Teachers lounge]



Mr. Elliott Lippman:
[to Mr. Teensy] Gee, I guess that verterbrae is now back in place, huh, Mr. Teensy?

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Curly Bill:
[takes a bill with Wyatt's signature from a customer and throws it on the faro table] Wyatt Earp, huh? I heard of you.



Ike Clanton:
Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?



Wyatt Earp:
I'm retired.



Curly Bill:
Good. That's real good.



Ike Clanton:
Yeah, that's good, Mr. Law Dog, 'cause law don't go around here.



Wyatt Earp:
I heard you the first time.


[flips a card]



Wyatt Earp:
Winner to the King, five hundred dollars.



Curly Bill:
Shut up, Ike.



Johnny Ringo:
[Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.



Doc Holliday:
That's the rumor.



Johnny Ringo:
You retired too?



Doc Holliday:
Not me. I'm in my prime.



Johnny Ringo:
Yeah, you look it.



Doc Holliday:
And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?



Kate:
You don't even know him.



Doc Holliday:
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.



Wyatt Earp:
[to Ringo] He's drunk.



Doc Holliday:
In vino veritas.


["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]



Johnny Ringo:
Age quod agis.


["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]



Doc Holliday:
Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.


["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]



Johnny Ringo:
[pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.


["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]



Doc Holliday:
[gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.


["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]



Tombstone Marshal Fred White:
Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.



Doc Holliday:
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

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Lily Leonetti:
[after showing off her new look] You don't like it?



Gredin:
[smiling] No. I think you look incredibly sexy.



Lily Leonetti:
[happy] I'm glad you liked it.



Gredin:
Did Donald like it? I saw him drop you off. Seems like your becoming a regualr teachers pet.



Lily Leonetti:
No, just his babysitter.


[approaches him]



Lily Leonetti:
Do you still think I'm different? Beautiful?



Gredin:
[nodding] Yeah... May I?


[before kissing her]

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Richard Clark:
Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.



Victoria Chapell:
Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.

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Verena Von Stefan:
Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be a permanent diet!



Tweety:
I'm not going to change the way I am just because boys are around.



Verena Von Stefan:
Come off it Tweety. I've seen you at school dances its like the three faces of Eve. You turn into this simpering wretch and the whole next week we have to put up with your suicide attempts because your date didn't like you!



Tweety:
Verena!



Momo:
Now you've done it. That was really uncalled for vagina.



Tinka Parker:
Look Von Stefan, I know you like this place the way it is but wake up it's not real life, real life is boy girl boy girl.



Verena Von Stefan:
No! Real life is boy *on top* of girl!



Momo:
Would you two stop it.



Verena Von Stefan:
You should know that.



Odette:
Look, it looks like this is going to happen whether we like it or not so we're just gonna have to adjust.



Tinka Parker:
Yes, we'll just have to adjust.



Verena Von Stefan:
Where would we be today if President Kennedy had said 'Oh well, looks like we'll just have to adjust to living in the shadow of nuclear warheads on Cuba'.



Momo:
There ya go.



Odette:
They're just boys Verena, not communists.



Verena Von Stefan:
I'm not gonna live in the shadow of the Hairy Bird!



Tinka Parker:
Well that's your prob. You're afraid of boys!



Verena Von Stefan:
You'd be scared too except you've got nothing left to lose Miss Tinka!



Momo:
Order! Order!



Tinka Parker:
Prude!



Verena Von Stefan:
Tramp!



Tweety:
Truce you guys! Quiet. Have some ravioli.

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Verena Von Stefan:
Right. Just imagine. We'll have to wash our hair every night, we'll have to sleep on rollers till our scalp bleeds, then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits. Then, then you stagger into class and you look perfect, but you're exhausted. You're too tired to even think. But that's okay, because the teachers won't call on you anyway. Also, you don't wanna be smarter than the boys - they don't like that. So, to wake up you drink some coffee at lunch.


[to Tweety]



Verena Von Stefan:
You'll be on a permanent diet.

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Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.

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[Montage of teachers talking to David's classes]



College Counselor:
For those of you going on to college next year, the chance of finding a good job will actually decrease by the time you graduate. The available number of entry-level jobs will drop 31 percent over the next four years. Median income for those jobs will go down as well. Obviously, my friends, it's a competitive world, and good grades are your only ticket through. In fact, by the year 2000...



Health Teacher:
The chance of contracting HIV from a non-monogamous lifestyle will climb to 1 in 150. The odds of dying in an auto accident are only 1 in twenty-five hundred. Now, this marks a drastic increase...



Science Teacher:
...from fourteen years ago, when ozone depletion was just at 10 percent of its current level. By the time you are thirty years old, average global temperature will have risen two and a half degrees, causing such catastrophic consequences as typhoons, floods, widespread drought, and famine.


[Cut to David absorbing all this grim information and looking really depressed]



Science Teacher:
[With a bright smile:] Okay! Who can tell me what "famine" is?

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[Dr. Deo has been defeated, making all the teachers go back to normal again]



Principal:
Oh, my head... what day is it? What's happened?



German teacher:
I tink it vas teacher's party yesterday...



Principal:
Well, that must've been fun, I don't remember anything.

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[after accidentally firing a crossbow and nearly killing the teachers pet]



Mrs. Tingle:
Don't tease us, Mr. Berry. When you shoot, make it count.



Brian Berry:
It wasn't... I-I mean-I didn't think that...



Mrs. Tingle:
No, because that would require a cerebrum, and a few other missing parts.

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Steven Hyde:
I'm not a conspiracy nut. My gym and shop teachers started that rumor to discredit me.

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Lois:
They have a special program for gifted children. They have advanced textbooks and devoted teachers and all sorts of good things they don't wanna waste on normal kids.

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Rafe:
J, L, M, K, P, O, E, T, X. Eyes like an eagle, ma'am.



Evelyn:
Slow down, flyboy. And instead of the bottom, read the very top. Both eyes.



Rafe:
Yeah. C. Sorry, J.


[Clears throat]



Rafe:
C, W, uh, Q, uh, Q



Evelyn:
[Smiles] Read the bottom line again, please, but read it right to left and every other letter.



Rafe:
E, X...



Danny:
X, E.



Rafe:
X, E. X, E, ma'am. Ma'am, I know how this looks.



Evelyn:
I'm sorry, Lieutenant. I really am, but army and navy requires 20/20 vision.



Rafe:
Oh, I... It's not a problem with my eyes. I mean, I can see. I mean I can hit a runnin' rabbit with a $3.00 pistol. I got a problem with letters, that's all.



Evelyn:
Well, maybe after some schooling, you could come back and take the test again.



Rafe:
No, I had schooling. I mean, the teachers just never knew what to make of it, I... It's just letters. I mix 'em up sometimes. That's all. I mean, I just get 'em backword sometimes. Look here. My math and spatial reasoning and my verbal scores are all excellent.



Evelyn:
But you barely passed the written exam.



Danny:
Yeah, but he did pass it. So it's my turn now?



Evelyn:
No, you'll wait your turn.



Danny:
Yes, ma'am.



Rafe:
Ma'am, I'm never gonna be an English teacher. But I know why I'm here: to be a pilot. And you don't dogfight with manuals. You don't fly with gauges. I mean, it's all about feeling and speed, and lettin' that plane become like a part of your body. And that manual says that a guy who's a slow reader can't be a good pilot. That file says I'm the best pilot in this room. Ma'am, please, don't take my wings.

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Penn:
Penn and Teller would never recommend you do these tricks to upset your friends, teachers or family.


[Teller holds up a sign saying "Aw, go ahead."]

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Pete Troutner:
Uh, look I know there's a rule that says teachers can't date each other.



Miss Eastwood:
There's no rule that says teachers can't date each other.



Pete Troutner:
Really? I'd love to.

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Hannah:
[graduation speech] I hate feeling fake more than anything in the world. You wouldn't believe what people tell you; "you've gotta get into college, you've gotta figure out what you wanna do, you've gotta make money" and we're going... my God, I feel like I'm still a kid practically, but your teachers and your parents and everybody's got everything planned out for you with high expectations. But what if it has nothing to do with you? You lose track of yourself, and that's fake! We're going into the future and I only have little clues as to what might be out there... sometimes I'm scared to death, and sometimes I'm really excited, and I just wish that for everybody in my class... no for everybody, that whatever you do, you do it true, even if you mess up... even if you fail. I'd rather fail doing my own thing, doing what I wanna do than doing that doing what someone else wants me to do and succeeding. I'd rather be fighting with my family than pretending it's all okay. To the graduating class of 2002, GO! Go into the world and do it true. Do it true!

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Ron:
Do you think it's true? Do you think there really is a Chamber of Secrets?



Hermione:
Yes. Couldn't you tell McGonagall's worried? All the teachers are.



Harry:
But if there really is a Chamber of Secrets, and it really has been opened, then that means...



Hermione:
The heir of Slytherin has returned to Hogwarts. The question is; who is it?



Ron:
[sarcastically] Let's think. Who do we know who thinks all muggle borns are scum?



Hermione:
If you're talking about Malfoy...



Ron:
Of course! You heard him - 'you'll be next mudbloods'.



Hermione:
I heard him. But Malfoy, the heir of Slytherin?

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[after the dragon has run into the teachers stand]



Fred:
[yelling] Well done dragon!

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Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.More [07/16/2009 12:07:00]
Aside from a few master teachers that we have had over the years, this has been a completely local talent development. But people have started to come now from Chicago, we have a number of students from Chicago and different places of the country and even in the world.More [07/20/2009 12:07:00]
Too often we act - ask our schools to be truant officers, our teachers to be truant officers, because we're giving them children who have, you know, they're not ready to learn. And if they're not ready to learn by the third grade, they know they're behind.More [07/09/2011 04:07:50]

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