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Bob Dobalina: My spots for the MAV Cancer Center swept the healthy awards last year. At the awards banquet, when they were played, not only did people listen, but they applauded. APPLAUDED. How many writers do you think can make cancer entertaining?
Screenwriter's Assistant: What about James L. Brooks? He wrote 'Terms of Endearment'. Filled with cancer. Big box office. Screenplay nominated for an Oscar.
Bob Dobalina: I can't tell you how much I hated that movie.More [10/03/2005 12:10:00]
[Retirement could be tough for the self-admitted workaholic, who received a lifetime achievement award at the British Black Music Awards last year for her 40-year music career.] I never drink, and I have never done drugs, ... All I have ever done is work, work, work my entire life.More [03/18/2006 12:03:00]
I watched the MTV Video Music Awards every year, telling myself that one day I'm going to be there, and it's like, finally - I made it!More [03/22/2006 12:03:00]
I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans.More [04/12/2006 12:04:00]
I owe my wife a hundred bucks now, ... As an Aussie, all these things like the Golden Globes and the Academy Awards are a big part of our culture. To be here, it feels a little bit surreal.More [05/11/2006 12:05:00]
“[Longoria has asked Hatcher to be her date to the Emmy Awards - and Hatcher accepted. (Hatcher is nominated; Longoria isn't.)] I'm going to have the hottest date at the Emmys, ... And Teri will get lucky, because I'm easy.”More [06/01/2006 12:06:00]
I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.More [07/26/2006 12:07:00]
“At the Billboard Awards my skirt was so tight they had to lift me on stage.”More [08/03/2006 12:08:00]
My awards are lovely. I love to show them of.More [08/16/2006 12:08:00]
“H Stern was one of the first people to let me borrow their diamonds to wear to an awards show. At the Emmys last year, when I was such a has-been, no one would give me a dress.”More [10/12/2006 12:10:00]
Then, the day before the Emmys, I went to Sears and bought a really good girdle. And I've worn that thing to every awards show since.More [10/21/2007 12:10:00]
The Captain: Just tell me this, Montag, at a guess, how many literary awards would you say were made in this country on an average each year? 5? 10? 40? Not less than 1,200.More [10/28/2007 12:10:00]
Just look at all the awards shows now. It has turned into a catwalk. You have to be wearing a certain designer, a certain dress, and everyone's critiquing.More [11/10/2007 12:11:00]
Nick Lang: When are you going to get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a goddamn Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III," "Midsummer Night's IV"?
Angie: They made "Henry V"! It won awards for that little Scottish guy!More [02/04/2008 12:02:00]
Now, there are so many movies, so many festivals, and so many awards going on, each judged with each other, like your work is worse than others and that's not fair. How can you tell what's best and what's worst from these awards? We're talking about art.More [04/24/2008 12:04:00]
Miss Ungermeyer: You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!
Ethan: Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
Ethan: Why does everyone always look at me like that?More [08/04/2008 12:08:00]
Ambassador Trentino:
But I asked you to dig up something I can use against Firefly. Did you bring me his record?

[Pinky hands him a gramophone record]

Ambassador Trentino:
No, no!

[Trentino flings the record away like a clay pigeon skeet. Pinky takes out a rifle and blasts it out of the air. Chicolini rings a bell on the desk and awards Pinky a cigar]

And the boy gets a cigar!

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Addison DeWitt:
[voiceover] The minor awards, as you can see, have already been presented. Minor awards are for such as the writer and director, since their function is merely to construct a tower so that the world can applaud a light which flashes on top of it. And no brighter light has ever dazzled the eye than Eve Harrington.

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Senator Frederick Prentice:
You make me think that fruit salad on your chest is for neutrality, evasiveness, and fence-straddling.

Colonel Martin "Jiggs" Casey:
On the contrary, Senator, they're standard awards for cocktail courage and dinner-table heroism. I thought you'd invented them.

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Bob Hope:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the annual Academy Award show. This is Hollywood's big night, so naturally we're holding it in Santa Monica.

[audience laughs]

Bob Hope:
I'm emceeing the awards because they wanted someone who could lose and keep smiling--

[audience laughs]

Bob Hope:
--and I've had the most practice.

[audience laughs]

Bob Hope:
This night means a lot to everyone in the movie industry. This is the night war and politics are forgotten, and we find out who we *really* hate.

[audience laughs and applauds]

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[opening of the very first "New Price is Right" on September 4, 1972]

Johnny Olson:
A fortune in fabulous prizes may go to these people today if they know when The Price is Right. Sandy Florinar, stand up. Paul Levine, stand up. Connie Dunnall, stand up. Myra Carter, stand up; and all four of you, come on down. You're the first contestants on "The New Price is Right!"

[theme plays]

Johnny Olson:
And now, here's the star of "The New Price is Right": Bob Barker!

[Bob enters to throngs of applauding people]

Bob Barker:
Oh, my, thank you, thank you so much, welcome to "The New Price is Right"; and let me assure you fans of the old "Price is Right" that this is your favorite game still based on the pricing of merchandise with wonderful awards for smart shoppers. We call it "The New Price is Right" because we have some exciting new games that you will enjoy right there at home with our studio audience, and we're going to get that first game going right now. Here's the first item up for bids on "The New Price is Right."

Johnny Olson:
It's a fur coat.

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Kenneth Halliwell:
I just want to go to the awards! I could! Look, "Joe Orton and guest." I'd behave. I wouldn't say a word, I promise.

Joe Orton:

Kenneth Halliwell:

Joe Orton:
Because it's for me. I wrote it.

Kenneth Halliwell:
I gave you the title.

Joe Orton:
Okay, so when they have awards for titles, you can go to that.

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Senator, if they only gave awards to people who deserved them, there'd be a lot of empty banquet halls in this town!

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[Satan is disguised as a man during an interview with Gene Siskel]

Tim Allen gives that same likeable performance we've always love. Once again proving Disney Pictures have the magical touch that may not win awards but keep America smiling. How's that?

Gene Siskel:
You're Satan aren't you?

[transforms back into himself] You've won another round Siskel. But we shall meet again!

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[At a soap opera awards show, Joey accepted an award on an absent actress' behalf]]

Joey, you can't steal an award.

I'm not stealing it. I'm accepting it on her behalf.

You don't even know what behalf means.

I know what it means. It's a verb. As in, I behalfing it.

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Contributor, 'Back in Black':
The biggest surprise was that the Tony Awards were on TV at all. I don't give a shit. Hell, I live behind a Broadway theater and I don't give a shit. I performed on Broadway this year, and I still don't give a shit!

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[to Jack] You didn't get nominated. Yeah, someone from the Mack Awards called. Ted... Homosexual.

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Jeremy Clarkson:
[announcing the Top Gear 2005 Awards in December 2005] Now the best gas guzzler of the year. And the nominations are: the Range Rover Sport which achieved eight miles to the gallon; the Bugatti Veyron which achieved four miles to the gallon; and Hemel Hempstead. That actually used up 60 million gallons of fuel and didn't move an inch.

[referring to the then-recent gas explosion in Hertfordshire]

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["World's Worst...Β” thing to say at an awards show]

Ryan Stiles:
[angry] I will not accept this reward until they tear down the wall that seperates Germany!

[Collin whispers into Ryan's ear]

Ryan Stiles:
[sheepish] Thankyou.

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[first lines]

In the New York Herald, November 26, year 1911, there is an account of the hanging of three men. They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey; Husband, Father, Pharmacist and all around gentle-man resident of: Greenberry Hill, London. He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. They were identified as: Joseph Green, Stanley Berry, and Daniel Hill. Green, Berry, Hill. And I Would Like To Think This was Only A Matter Of Chance. As reported in the Reno Gazette, June of 1983 there is the story of a fire, the water that it took to contain the fire, and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. Employee of the Peppermill Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada. Engaged as a blackjack dealer. Well liked and well regarded as a physical, recreational and sporting sort, Delmer's true passion was for the lake. As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack somewhere between the lake and the tree. A most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen. Volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large, Craig Hansen took his life. And I Am Trying To Think This Was All Only A Matter Of Chance. The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner for the American Association Of Forensic Science by Dr. Donald Harper, president of the association, began with a simple suicide attempt. Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer. In the city of Los Angeles on March 23, 1958. The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide had suddenly become a successful homicide. To explain: The suicide was confirmed by a note, left in the breast pocket of Sydney Barringer. At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine-story building, an argument swelled three stories below. The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun, or one of the many handguns kept in the house. And when the shotgun accidentaly went off, Sydney just happend to pass. Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be: Faye and Arthur Barringer. Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. When confronted with the charge, which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime, Faye Barringer swore that she did not know that the gun was loaded. A young boy who lived in the building, sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer, said that he had seen, six days prior, the loading of the shotgun. It seems that the arguing and the fighting and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer, and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight, he decided to do something. Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth floor rooftop. His parents argue three stories below. Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach as he passes the arguing sixth-floor window. He is killed instantly but continues to fall, only to find, three stories below, a safety net installed three days prior for a set of window washers that would have broken his fall and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. So Faye Barringer was charged with the murder of her son, and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just "Something That Happened." This cannot be "One of Those Things...Β” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can't. This Was Not Just A Matter Of Chance. Ohhhh. These strange things happen all the time.

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It looks like the Source Awards in here...

[Conspiracy Brother punches him]

Conspiracy Brother:
It does now!

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Steve Martin:
For me, hosting the academy awards is like making love to a beautiful woman. You can only do it when Billy Crystal's not in town.

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You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules.

Harry, Ron:
Yes, sir.

And that there is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled.

, Ron:
Yes, sir.

Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive...


Special awards for services to the school.

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Steve Scott:
Tommy? It's Steve... You're a marvel! I'm a marvel! They love us! We are re-writing the record books, pal. We are talking major awards here! I can put my dad in a home and tell him to shut up. It's HOT man. HOT. H-O-T. He never believed in me, but now I've made it! I'm the best dam' skin-flick director of all time, my friend! And I just wanted to say, it's a pleasure to have met you! I love you baby, don't go changing on me you hear!

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[episode - The Sea]

Shrimp 1:
I'm an excellent swimmer and I've got loads of badges and I've won a few competitions, I've got life saving awards and all sorts of badges.

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Herself - Best Actress Winner:
Thank you so much. Yes. Now I have to think. David Hare, I need your words. I have such appreciation and gratitude for this. Russell Crowe said, "Don't cry if you get up there." And now I'm crying. Sorry. Stephen Daldry, you took a huge chance on me. I am so grateful. David Hare, you gave me magnificent words to say. Scott Rudin, you fought so hard for this film to get it made. Paramount and Miramax, you made it. And Kevin Huvane, Rick Nicita, Marc Epstein stood by me for so many years. And I am just absolutely thrilled to be standing up here tonight. I do have to say, it was "Why do you come to the Academy Awards when the world is in such turmoil?" Because art is important. And because you believe in what you do. And you want to honor that. And it is a tradition that needs to be upheld. At the same time you say there is a lot of problems in the world and since 9/11 there's been a lot of pain, in terms of families losing people, and now with the war, fami! lies losing people. And God bless them. And I am standing here in front of my mother and my daughter and my whole life I've wanted to make my mother proud. And now I want to make my daughter proud. So thank you.

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After the enormous success of All About my Mother, all the awards and everything, I wanted to start a movie in exactly the same place that I used to be before. I wanted to show that all of the success had not changed my perception.More [07/13/2011 06:07:12]
An Oscar means a lot of things because it's like the ultimate award for a filmmaker so it feels great. But I think you have to consider awards with some distance and not get obsessed with it. When you're creating you shouldn't think about it.More [07/13/2011 07:07:44]
I didn't come into the business to get awards or titles.More [07/16/2011 06:07:47]
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.More [07/21/2011 06:07:42]
I'm a Golden Globe nominee, yes. It's very nice. It's a very nice thing, but I kind of think of all the awards I wasn't ever nominated for, for years and things.More [07/21/2011 04:07:17]
Smith and Carlos aside, I object to using the Olympic awards stand to make a political statement.More [07/25/2011 09:07:28]
I've seen some great write ups and I emailed her the other night because I saw her on an awards show recently.More [08/03/2011 03:08:26]
I never wore glasses except when I had to read a teleprompter at an awards show or drive, so I didn't notice much. I could exist in my head. It was kind of my escape from the world and my protection.More [08/04/2011 11:08:21]
A lot of my joy this year has been to give away awards to young people, no matter of race, creed or color, because they were a terrific violinist or a terrific dancer.More [08/04/2011 03:08:29]
Actually, no, because awards don't spark sales as much as you'd think.More [08/05/2011 05:08:27]
Well, you know the old line - to be nominated is what it's all about. I think that I've done pretty well - I've had about 46, or 47 nominations from my movies, and my films have won about 12 awards in total, so I don't really have any complaints.More [08/08/2011 06:08:45]
I am proud to be a role model for my viewers. I am finding out that helping victims is as or more rewarding the all the awards I wins.More [08/11/2011 07:08:25]
The Academy Awards was an amazing night. I know I kind of lost my mind a little bit. I apologize for that. That night went so fast; I can't remember what I said or what happenedMore [08/20/2011 12:08:13]
I wouldn't even hold my kids sometimes because I didn't want them to spit up on me when I was dressed for an awards show.More [08/27/2011 03:08:22]
This is going to sound completely absurd, but I do sometimes feel like the enjoyment of an awards ceremony or the pride in the finished article hasn't ever surpassed the joy of doing the work, of making it. The doing it is really the bit I'm there for.More [09/10/2011 03:09:50]
I have done so much for hip-hop and 'til this day, I haven't received any awards or any recognition for it.More [09/26/2011 09:09:59]
See, the SAG awards caught me totally by surprise.More [09/30/2011 11:09:37]
I don't like to sit and bask in my own awards. Awards represent artistic death to me.More [10/03/2011 12:10:43]
I think these awards are always nice for a player but they also reflect well on the club. It shows that Arsenal's performance have been noted all around the world and it helps by having so many good players around me.More [10/14/2011 12:10:54]
The academy awards in England; it's a classy affair as well.More [10/17/2011 01:10:59]
“I'm very honored that fans voted for me for this award. Although very flattering, I know that all these awards are ultimately based upon my tennis results, and therefore I am very pleased to be receiving them.”More [12/09/2011 01:12:33]
I`m very honored that fans voted for me for this award. Although very flattering, I know that all these awards are ultimately based upon my tennis results, and therefore I am very pleased to be receiving them.More [12/09/2011 01:12:45]
"I'm very honored that fans voted for me for this award. Although very flattering, I know that all these awards are ultimately based upon my tennis results, and therefore I am very pleased to be - Ana Ivanovic
receiving them."More [12/09/2011 01:12:43]
I think Barbra Streisand is a genius, the creativity she has! And I am very impressed with her as a person. Some years ago I was on the Academy Awards broadcast, she came up to me. I was standing in the wings and Barbra walked across the stage to greet me. Very polite, very nice. You don`t find many young women who extend that kind of gracious courtesy to an older woman. Audrey Hepburn does. And Barbra. I`ve not forgotten how charming she was.More [01/03/2012 02:01:01]

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