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It is against stupidity in every shape and form that we have to wage our eternal battle. But how can we wonder at the want of sense on the part of those who have had no advantages, when we see such plentiful absence of that commodity on the part of those who have had all the advantages?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The stupidity of men always invites the insolence of power.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Most human organizations that fall short of their goals do so not because of stupidity or faulty doctrines, but because of internal decay and rigidification. They grow stiff in the joints. They get in a rut. They go to seed.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Generosity is a part of my character, and I therefore hasten to assure this Government that I will never make an allegation of dishonesty against it wherever a simple explanation of stupidity will suffice.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There are lone figures armed only with ideas, sometimes with just one idea, who blast away whole epochs in which we are enwrapped like mummies. Some are powerful enough to resurrect the dead. Some steal on us unawares and put a spell over us which it takes centuries to throw off. Some put a curse on us, for our stupidity and inertia, and then it seems as if God himself were unable to lift it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Idleness is the stupidity of the body, and stupidity is the idleness of the mind.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Leslie: [Leslie and Gayle are watching Spanish-language TV] Their stuff is worse than our stuff.
Gayle: I just wish I could speak it like you do.
Leslie: You don't need to understand the words to watch TV. Stupidity is the universal language.More [08/25/2005 12:08:00]
“Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice”More [08/07/2006 12:08:00]
That was my big boo-boo in films - stupidity on my part and an inferiority complex.More [11/11/2006 12:11:00]
Tony: [to Sabrina about the hazing] We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, and we were wondering how someone such as you would subject themselves to the losing end of it all.
Jodi: What are we, having social hour over here? You're supposed to be being a bitch.
Mike: [after Jodi takes Sabrina away] Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.
Tony: Well you know how it is.
Mike: Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.
Tony: Yeah I bet she is.More [08/21/2007 12:08:00]
Sergeant-Hauptmann Strachwitz: I will not take action against you, now. This is the first day here and there has been much stupidity and carelessness... on both sides!More [01/07/2008 12:01:00]
Harry P. Archer: I wondered who rang. Oh, that's nice. Who sent it? Uncle George? Mmm. Good.
Mildred: Kenneth Marquis!
Harry P. Archer: Kenneth - Let me see that!
[Reading tag]
Harry P. Archer: "May this brighten a youth blighted by parental stupidity and miserlyness. Kenneth Marquis." He did that to annoy me. I'll - I'll throw it out!
Corliss Archer: Oh, Daddy, you can't!
Mrs. Janet Archer: What's wrong?
Harry P. Archer: That - that pinhead, that lowdown, shockworn Casanova Marquis sent Corliss this box of candy!
Corliss Archer: Daddy says I can't keep it!
Mrs. Janet Archer: Why Harry, why on earth - Kenneth Marquis? Sending candy to Corliss?
Corliss Archer: Well, you see Mom -
Harry P. Archer: Corliss had nothing to do with it. He's trying to irritate me by showing me up as a cheapskate.
Mrs. Janet Archer: Well, if Miss Corliss had nothing to do with Mr. Marquis, I don't think it would hurt if she ate the candy.
Corliss Archer: Look, Mom.
Mrs. Janet Archer: Well, anyway, you can't return it with a piece missing.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Daddy ate that piece.More [06/16/2008 12:06:00]
Rory Breaker: Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.
Nick the Greek: Uh?
Rory Breaker: Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? Cause' Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!
Nick the Greek: [shrugs nervously]
Rory Breaker: I know you couldn't have known my position, cause' you're not that stupid that if you did, you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse with that "what's going on here" look slapped all over your chevy chase! But what you do know is where these people live.
[rises from his chair and walks towards Nick]
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? Cause' if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.
Nick the Greek: [nods nervously]More [08/06/2008 12:08:00]
Rory Breaker: Your stupidity may be your one saving grace.
Nick the Greek: Uuugh?
Rory Breaker: Don't "uuugh" me, Greek boy!More [08/06/2008 12:08:00]
Atterbury Dodd:
Hasn't anyone an answer for stupidity besides "that's the picture business"?

Studio Employee:
I'm sorry Mr. Dodd, but that's the only answer.

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Buck Rogers:
I don't understand, sir. Who is this man called Killer Kane?

Professor Huer:
He is the result of the stupidity of the men of your century. You failed to stamp out lawlessness and in the end the criminal became stronger than the law.

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Doctor Frank Reeves:
A weak mind isn't strong enough to hurt itself. Stupidity has saved many a man from going mad.

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Col. Buck Rogers:
I don't understand, sir. Who is this man called Killer Kane?

Dr. Huer, Scientist General:
He is the result of the stupidity of the men of your century. You failed to stamp out lawlessness and in the end the criminal became stronger than the law.

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Aunt Alicia:
Such stupidity is without equal in the whole history of human relations.

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Intelligence officer. Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.

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Heinrich Dorfmann:
Mr. Towns, you behave as if stupidity were a virtue. Why is that?

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Lew Moran:
You told Towns he was behaving as if stupidity was a virtue. If he's making it into a virtue, YOU'RE MAKING IT INTO A BLOODY SCIENCE!

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Zé do Caixão:
There's the most perfect creation of nature: children! Pity that they grow up to become idiots. In search of nothing. Lost in a Labyrinth of egoism... and dominated by a non-existent force: the faith in the immortality of the spirit. Man in his stupidity doesn't comprehend the only truth of life: the immortality of blood.

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Count Massimo Contini:
Please, Mr. Helm. stupidity has a tendency to make me impatient.

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Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome, anything made by man can be overcome.

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Hey Vanessa.

Yes Rekha?

I stupidity contagious?

No. Why who do you think you're going to get it from?


I wouldn't worry about that. It only affects the male of the species.

Doug, Jody, Alasdair:

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Cobra Commander:
The fault, most imperial Serpentor, lies not within us, but within YOU! Your leadership has been pompous, pusilanimous and pathetic!

Yes, leadership IS at the heart of the matter isn't it Commander? But it's not mine that's inadequate, it's yours! Your ego driven stupidity has converted victory into catastrophe for the last time!

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Nuclear Plant Worker:
The red one is plutonium-239. 10,000,000th of a gram causes cancer. The yellow one in strontium-90. It gets inside you and causes leukemia. The purple one is cesium-137. It affects reproduction. It causes mutations. It makes monstrosities. Man's stupidity is unbelievable. Radioactivity was invisible, and because of its danger, they colored it. But that only lets you know which kind kills you.

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Ambassador Londo Mollari:
Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!

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Susan Ivanova:
I know, I know. It's a Russian thing. When we're about to do something stupid, we like to catalog the full extent of our stupidity for future reference.

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If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize.

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Det. Tim Bayliss:
So does the violence make them stupid or does the stupidity lead to violence?

Det. John Munch:
Well, that's chicken and egg semantics. The important point is that we win some cases because our brains are repositories for intelligence and their brains are day-old banana pudding.

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Snively Robotnik:
Sir, Sir! They're inside the machine! Shall I alert the the forces?

Dr. Robotnik:
Oh no, no, no Snively. Let them explore. Perhaps they'll find my little surprise.

Snively Robotnik:
[under his breath] Your stupidity will ruin everything, you ugly boil.

Dr. Robotnik:
WHAT was that Snively?

Snively Robotnik:
I said the Doomsday Machine is going to need some more oil, sir.

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The Undertaker:
A word of advice - don't mistake stupidity for courage.

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Eugene Young:
Bobby, if stupidity were a crime, your ass would be in jail for life!

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General Lefcourt:
We took care of the Dilgar, we can take care of the Minbari.

Londo Mollari:
Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you.

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Sniper Wolf:
I watched the stupidity of mankind through the scope of my rifle.

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Sure you got your self screwed here, didn't you Linn?

Yes, well.

I'm not gonna take up much of your time. You're meeting with a lot of terrific attorneys. Any one will represent you vary aggressively. And depending on how smart your husband was, they might even get you some decent money. That's not who I am, and that's not what I want for you. When your husband does get around to makin' a settlement offer, I want him to do it on his bare knees, bleeding from having crawled over here from his new, swanky office suite. I want to see him right here with his pants down around his ankles and whip marks on his bare back where he's been lit'rally flogging himself for his stupidity and arrogance. And when we turn him down -- I wanna see him burst into tears, lick your shoes, and beg for mercy. And only then will I even consider letting you take money from this poor excuse for a human being! (pause) How will I accomplish this outcome? (standing, smiling) Well, besides being a damn good attorney, I have only two qualifications -- I hate men, and I play very dirty.

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Christopher Titus:
I learned early on that passion, stupidity and 80 ounces of cheap beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

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Once again, your stupidity has killed us!

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Laynie Hart:
You looked so uncomfortable the other day. Like I embarrassed you or something.

Look, I'm gonna mess up because that's just what I do. But at least give me a chance to mess up. I mean, I'm capable of such stupidity that you'd be wasting my talent by ending this now.

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Shigure Sohma:
So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.

Hatori Sohma:
No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.

Shigure Sohma:
Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?

[long silence from the other end of the phone]

Shigure Sohma:
[shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!

Hatori Sohma:
No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

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Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.More [07/01/2011 06:07:07]
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.More [07/07/2011 05:07:43]
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.More [07/09/2011 06:07:53]
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.More [07/09/2011 06:07:24]
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.More [07/11/2011 04:07:40]
People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it-ignorance is when you choose not to understand something.More [07/28/2011 06:07:23]
It is because nations tend towards stupidity and baseness that mankind moves so slowly; it is because individuals have a capacity for better things that it moves at all. More [08/19/2011 04:08:43]
We are bound to lose Ireland in consequence of years of cruelty, stupidity and misgovernment and I would rather lose her as a friend than as a foe. More [08/19/2011 08:08:17]
I stood up as best I could to their disgusting stupidity and brutality, but I did not, of course, manage to beat them at their own game. It was a fight to the bitter end, one in which I was not defending ideals or beliefs but simply my own self.More [08/23/2011 06:08:35]
Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.More [08/27/2011 05:08:54]
The music industry's actions at the time of 9/11 and since have been actions driven by patriotism in most instances, and greed and stupidity to a lesser degree. Sounds like real life doesn't it?More [09/21/2011 05:09:31]
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.More [10/07/2011 03:10:43]
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.More [10/07/2011 03:10:03]
RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.More [12/31/2011 03:12:52]
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.More [01/03/2012 02:01:27]
We have become so accustomed to the religious lie that surrounds us that we do not notice the atrocity, stupidity and cruelty with which the teaching of the Christian church is permeatedMore [05/10/2012 02:05:55]

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