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It is time that financial types developed a greater tolerance for imprecision, because thats the way the world is.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He types his labored column -- weary drudge! Senile fudge and solemn: spare, editor, to condemn these dry leaves of his autumn.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Those Romans who perpetrated the rape of the Sabines, for example, did not work themselves up for the deed by screening Debbie Does Dallas, and the monkish types who burned a million or so witches in the Middle Ages had almost certainly not come across Boobs and Buns or related periodicals.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Our major universities are now stuck with an army of pedestrian, toadying careerists, Fifties types who wave around Sixties banners to conceal their record of ruthless, beaver-like tunneling to the top.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Science is intimately integrated with the whole social structure and cultural tradition. They mutually support one other -- only in certain types of society can science flourish, and conversely without a continuous and healthy development and application of science such a society cannot function properly.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The first thing the secretary types is the boss.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Jim: There's three types of people in this world. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen... and those who ask "What just happened?"More [08/02/2005 12:08:00]
There's all different types of models, and there're also plus models as well. But the majority is skinny. And it's controlled by the fashion industry.More [12/19/2005 12:12:00]
Dr. Leo Marvin: Are you married?
Bob Wiley: I'm divorced.
Dr. Leo Marvin: Would you like to talk about that?
Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.More [12/31/2005 12:12:00]
Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.More [12/31/2005 12:12:00]
I would rather play Percy Marmont roles than Lon Chaney types of things.More [04/11/2006 12:04:00]
I listen to all types of music. I have been in Memphis recently, so I've been listening to some blues like Muddy Waters, and some early Elvis.More [04/11/2006 12:04:00]
There are two types of sex. There's the kind the female sees when she wants to park her shoes under the entertainer's bed. Sinatra has it.More [04/12/2006 12:04:00]
I have been in many of these types of occasions in my life and a lot of times I just walk in with no expectations.More [05/04/2006 12:05:00]
There are two types of Chinese growing up in America. One is the kind that does really well in school, with thick, thick glasses. And the other is involved with the gangs.More [05/04/2006 12:05:00]
I didn't know what types of movies I wanted to do. I want to do things that are different. I want to take my time with each role.More [05/24/2006 12:05:00]
I was scared, because I knew that in the political arena, you have to satisfy so many different types of people at once, and I wasn't sure that I could speak for everybody and be politically correct.More [06/21/2006 12:06:00]
I would just love to do something where I'd have to train and work really hard and do one of those types of action movies, which a lot of women are doing now.More [08/12/2006 12:08:00]
I want to get away from the high school thing and do other types of roles.More [09/21/2006 12:09:00]
“It's really nice to have opportunities to do things that are so diverse. It's so easy when you start out, especially at a young age, to get pigeonholed into certain types of roles. So it's just been great to have that kind of variety available to me.”More [10/03/2006 12:10:00]
“I don't know, I like to go on really different types of dates. Going someplace new or some new part of the city, something that's not your average thing. Something where you just go have an adventure together.”More [10/03/2006 12:10:00]
“What we have done in past years is we have different types of shows, the rock bands, the '70s shows. We've gone back over five to six years and looked to see what has done the best, and it has always been classic country.”More [10/10/2006 12:10:00]
There are different types of MS.More [10/12/2006 12:10:00]
Ross Giggins: Turning now to sports...
[Cindy types new text for the teleprompter]
Ross Giggins: and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
Carson Ward: Oh, no. Campbell, are you insane?
Ross Giggins: It's a horrible fate.
Cindy: Carson, I have to do this.
[Ward types his text]
Ross Giggins: Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
[Everybody's fighting over the telemprompter keyboard, the janitor sits on it]
Ross Giggins: Oh, shizl gzngahr, % + 7, , 193419 ckin etd vaus erstn gubl chn q shnitzi guorsn blkn (, , 18 469
[Janitor takes over the keyboard]
Ross Giggins: I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie.More [02/22/2007 12:02:00]
“My classroom is set up to accommodate the different types of assignments students do. Sitting at a single desk the entire class time just doesn't work for this type of class.”More [02/21/2007 12:02:00]
Qui-Gon Jinn: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Lucius Hunt: There are different types of love.More [05/30/2007 12:05:00]
Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.
Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room!More [06/26/2007 12:06:00]
[after landing the Nebuchaunezzer to hide from the Sentinels]
Morpheus: How we doing Tank?
[Tank types on the keyboard and the main power goes off]
Tank: Main power offline. EMP armed...
[Tank opens the cover to the EMP switch]
Tank: and ready.
Neo: EMP?
Trinity: Electro-Magnetic Pulse, disables any electrical system within the blast radius, only weapon we have against the machines.
Morpheus: Quiet.More [07/13/2007 12:07:00]
Cole Porter: I have a surprise for you. A completely new flower. A gentleman in Spain did it up for me. It's a hybrid of two types of rose thought to be incompatible yet look at it.
Linda Porter: Exquisite.
Cole Porter: Just a pale reflection of our life together.
Linda Porter: It wasn't all beautiful.More [08/22/2007 12:08:00]
Rebecca: Love is so great that it's almost unreal. I feel bad for the people who can't find it. I mean, we've all met those types who try to convince their co-workers that they're fine without it. And then you take a look at their cubicle and see heart shaped frames all over their desk with pictures of their three-legged cat named Bob.More [09/12/2007 12:09:00]
“They have agreed in Hong Kong to tax themselves for the purpose of improving security and we should praise this and partner with these types of opportunities to take this type of system and make it an operationally more aggressive and solid tool.”More [10/01/2007 12:10:00]
“But for me, I prefer to play the more rugged character because it's more real. ... More people can relate to those types of characters, and I like to be able to relate to everybody.”More [10/17/2007 12:10:00]
J.D.: The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.More [02/26/2008 12:02:00]
Brother Timothy: [Dunn and Timothy are in the schoolyard... Tim is bouncing a baseball off the steps] There's the pitch.
Michael Dunn: You know, I never figured out how a guy like you became a brother.
Brother Timothy: What's that supposed to mean? There's different types of guys, what's wrong with me?
Michael Dunn: I just can't figure it out, is all.
Brother Timothy: Well, most people can't figure it out. My brother was the one who was supposed to have the vocation. Me, they had me written off as the bum. But here I am, wearing a robe, bouncing a ball off the steps of the rectory.
Michael Dunn: Was your brother a bum?
Brother Timothy: Sort of. Sells life insurance down in Maryland.More [03/03/2008 12:03:00]
Helen: Hey, its all about the hair. Don't you forget that. Especially when you become some big hotshot lawyer. Those professional types think its all about brains and ability and completely ignore the do
Julie: So, the do is vital, got itMore [04/07/2008 12:04:00]
I think that we have to hit the mark, and once we hit that, a trend develops in order for a lot of those types of films to be made.More [07/12/2008 12:07:00]
This film is what it is. It's a campy thriller horror movie where you go and have fun. With these types of films, you can't take it too seriously. They are what they are.More [07/12/2008 12:07:00]
Yuri Orlov: There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.More [08/12/2008 12:08:00]
Detective Roy Kincaid:
What is this Group 1, Group 4 business?

Dr. Mike Rhodes:
Well, you see, medical science has discovered that human blood is divided into four different groups, #1 being the most rare and #4 the most common,. We must see to it that certain of these types are not mixed in the transfusion.

Detective Roy Kincaid:
Then would you say that whoever came into Rodgers' room to kill him was looking for #1 blood?

Dr. Mike Rhodes:
It's possible. That's why I think the coronor made a mistakre in his report, so do you mind if I make a test of these stains for myself?

Detective Roy Kincaid:
No, go ahead,, Doc. 1,2,4,7,11 - it doesn't matter to me. All I know is this poor guy's number was up!

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[Bugs is at Cecil's door, disguised as an old man]

Cecil Turtle:
Hello, old timer.

Bugs Bunny:
Hello, Johnny. Tell me, Johnny. How come you always beat that rabbit?

Cecil Turtle:
Clean living, friend. Clean living.

Bugs Bunny:
That ain't the way I heard it, Johnny. The way I heard it, you have a secret way of winning. What is it, huh?

Cecil Turtle:
Well, I'll tell you. The secret is modern design. You know, streamlining. Yup, we turtles are built for racing.

[Bugs types on a typewriter hidden on his beard]

Cecil Turtle:
[Pulls out a blueprint of his shell] You can see for yourself, we got an airflow chassis. Yes siree, Pop. An airflow chassis.

[Taps his shell]

Cecil Turtle:
Now take rabbits. They're built all wrong for racing.

[Bugs types some more]

Cecil Turtle:
Those ridiculous ears. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Wind resistance, son. Just wind resistance

[Bugs types some more, then Cecil resets the typewriter for him; He closes the door, then comes back out again]

Cecil Turtle:
Another thing: rabbits aren't very bright, either.

[Closes door]

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, that little so-and-so!

Mrs. Turtle:
Who was it, Cece?

Cecil Turtle:
Well, sweetie face, it was that rabbit again. I think he's about ready for another race.

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[Norton, Keyes's boss, has just tried, unsuccessfully, to convince a client that her husband's death was a suicide]

Barton Keyes:
You know, you, uh, oughta take a look at the statistics on suicide some time. You might learn a little something about the insurance business.

Edward S. Norton:
Mister Keyes, I was RAISED in the insurance business.

Barton Keyes:
Yeah, in the front office. Come now, you've never read an actuarial table in your life, have you? Why they've got ten volumes on suicide alone. Suicide by race, by color, by occupation, by sex, by seasons of the year, by time of day. Suicide, how committed: by poison, by firearms, by drowning, by leaps. Suicide by poison, subdivided by TYPES of poison, such as corrosive, irritant, systemic, gaseous, narcotic, alkaloid, protein, and so forth. Suicide by leaps, subdivided by leaps from high places, under the wheels of trains, under the wheels of trucks, under the feet of horses, from STEAMBOATS. But, Mr. Norton: Of all the cases on record, there's not one single case of suicide by leap from the rear end of a moving train. And you know how fast that train was going at the point where the body was found? Fifteen miles an hour. Now how can anybody jump off a slow-moving train like that with any kind of expectation that he would kill himself? No, no soap, Mr. Norton. We're sunk, and we'll have to pay through the nose, and you know it.

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Major Cartwright:
You know this Royston chap. Brilliant, of course, I'm sure. But the trouble with these scientific types is they can't see the easy way out of anything. It's got to be complicated if it's going to work.

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Maria Martelli:
There are 2 types of people who marry for love - the very rich and the very poor.

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Lois Farrow:
I guess if it wasn't for Sam, I'd have missed it, whatever it is. I'd have been one of them amity types that thinks that playin' bridge is about the best thing that life has to offer.

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Medical Reporter:
[singing] Everybody doesn't like something; but nobody doesn't like... orgasms. For years it was thought that there was only one type of orgasm; however, thanks to research and our new found friend Mr. G-Spot, scientists have been able to identify several different types of orgasms. For example, people who have sex in sports cars experience Four-on-the-Floorgasms. Women who have sex with a few good men have Marine Corpsgasms; while Lou Grant experienced Mary Tyler Mooregasms. Mrs. Abraham Lincoln often had Four Scoregasms. Newlyweds often have Lets-do-it-'til-we're soregasms, while married couples later have I've-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms. Incidentally, women who are still having trouble reaching orgasm should call this man.

[Shows picture]

Medical Reporter:
His name is Tim Kazurinsky and he is available at any time to help you with this problem.

Brad Hall:
Wait a minute. This is the worst thing you have ever done. Go, just leave.

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The Detective:
Planning on looking for work soon?

The Driver:
My line of work is kind of hard to come by.

The Detective:
It depends on where you look.

The Driver:
It depends on who you are.

The Detective:
I dunno. Some of the criminal types these days, they, eh, think that they're real cowboys. Think they can just, eh, drive around...do whatever they wanna do...whenever they wanna do it.


The Detective:
I respect a man who's good at what he does. I'll tell you something else: I'm *very* good at what I do.

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Jim Prideaux:
Y'know Jumbo, I don't hold with odd bods wandering around a school. Last place I was at we had a whole a gang broke in, cleared the place out. House cups, money, boy's watches, nothing's sacred to types like that. We don't want 'em swiping the Alvis! It's irreplaceable! Thanks to socialism.

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Richard Pryor:
When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any niggers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any."

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You scientific types are so easily ruffled.

And you military types are so predictable.

[takes out weapon and shoots both her and her guard]

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Derek Smalls:
We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

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It's true love, my friend.

Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.

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Charlotte Kensington:
[when employee, Juan, asks for a raise] Juan, there are two types of people in the world: those who have, and those who have not. I have. You have not.

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With me on the couch today is our financial specialist Dawn French. Hello Dawn!


Now Dawn is here today to talk to us about what's going on in the market today. Dawn, tell us a little bit about what we might find in the market today.

Well, in the market today you'll find apples, bananas, all types of fresh produce and things of that nature. Of course if we're talking about a farmer's type market you'll find all sorts of knick-knacks including those little plastic flowers that dance when you talk to them. of course they're not the Japanese ones, they're the imitation English ones.

Right. Actually I was talking about the financial market.

Oh, the financial market! Well in the financial market right now people are very concerned about... money.

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Viktor Rostavili:
I thought you might be more reasonable. Money has a way of doing that to a man. But no, I don't think so. Not with you. You are one of those types of Soviets who only looks forward to death. I know you well, Vanya. Without me, you don't even exist.

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There's two different types of pain. Pain and man pain.

What's man pain?

Man pain is when you do something stupid.

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There are two types of bugs in this world. One comes from dirt another comes from society. If the bugs from the dirt bite you, you go sick. But if bugs from society bite you, whole society gets sick. You can cill the bugs from dirt, but the society bugs you can't.

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Dairy Queen Photographer:
So, what? Do you fancy yourself as some sort of artist or what?

No, I'm an anti-artist.

Dairy Queen Photographer:
Oooooh, one of those neo-poseur types that hangs out in coffee shops, and... doesn't do much of anything. Yeah.

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