For everything exists and not one sigh nor smile nor tear, one hair nor particle of dust, not one can pass away.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Worry -- a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse; it takes away the appetite, and turns the hair gray.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Intolerance is the Do Not Touch sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A hair divides what is false and true.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Prophecy today is hardly the romantic business that it used to be. The old tools of the trade, like the sword, the hair shirt, and the long fast in the wilderness, have given way to more contemporary, mundane instruments of doom --the book, the picket and the petition, the sit-in at City Hall.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is impossible for a stranger traveling through the United States to tell from the appearance of the people or the country whether he is in Toledo, Ohio, or Portland, Oregon. Ninety million Americans cut their hair in the same way, eat each morning exactly the same breakfast, tie up the small girls curls with precisely the same kind of ribbon fashioned into bows exactly alike; and in every way all try to look and act as much like all the others as they can.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Educating a son I should allow him no fairy tales and only a very few novels. This is to prevent him from having 1. the sense of romantic solitude (if he is worth anything he will develop a proper and useful solitude) which identification with the hero gives. 2. cant ideas of right and wrong, absurd systems of honor and morality which never will he be able completely to get rid of, 3. the attainment of ideals, of a priori desires, of a priori emotions. He should amuse himself with fact only: he will then not learn that if the weak younger son do or do not the magical honorable thing he will win the princess with hair like flax.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Friendships that have stood the test of time and chance are surely best, Brows may wrinkle, hair grow gray, Friendship never knows decay.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The beautiful uncut hair of graves.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Ace Ventura: [has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dogs fur overlapping Finkle's hair in a photo] That's it. That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! Oh, my God! Einhorn is a man!More [07/21/2005 12:07:00]
Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?More [07/27/2005 12:07:00]
Ron: I'm warning you Hermione! Keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
Hermione: That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's all right, Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.More [07/27/2005 12:07:00]
Jeremy Grey: Okay, what's our back story?
John Beckwith: We're brothers from New Hampshire. We're venture capitalists.
Jeremy Grey: I'm sick of that. Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.
John Beckwith: Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup.
Jeremy Grey: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?More [08/03/2005 12:08:00]
Andy Stitzer: [just had chest hair ripped off by waxing lady] Fuuuuck! I *hate* you!
Waxing Lady: Sorry.
Andy Stitzer: [calms down very quickly] Gosh, I am so sorry. I usually don't curse.More [08/27/2005 12:08:00]
Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*! And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises!More [08/28/2005 12:08:00]
Kip: [typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate...More [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!More [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Narrator: Concurrently, the military banned long hair on males; mini-skirts; Sophocles; Tolstoy; Euripedes; smashing glasses after drinking toasts; labor strikes; Aristophanes; Ionesco; Sartre; Albee; Pinter; freedom of the press; sociology; Beckett; Dostoyevsky; modern music; popular music; the new mathematics; and the letter "Z", which in ancient Greek means "He is alive!"More [10/03/2005 12:10:00]
Corky St. Clair: [during "Red, White, and Blaine production, 'Bulging River' Scene] I love you too pa. You taught me how to be a man. How to wrastle a steer to the ground and apply a fiery brand to his hind-quarters. And yes, how to love a woman. How the smell of her hair can drive a man wild!More [10/22/2005 12:10:00]
If they ever do my life story, whoever plays me needs lots of hair color and high heels.More [11/03/2005 12:11:00]
Regina George: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?More [11/02/2005 12:11:00]
Cady: [about Regina] I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.More [11/02/2005 12:11:00]
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.More [11/02/2005 12:11:00]
Maxine Scott: You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."More [11/19/2005 12:11:00]
Molly the Maid: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening.] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
Abby McClure: [humiliated.] I think the *hair*, Molly.
Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.More [11/19/2005 12:11:00]
Arliss Lipnicki: Where'd you get all them ice creams from, anyhow?
Billy Lipnicki: A big airplane just dropped 'em outta tha sky!
Ebb Lipnicki: If you don't honest up, Billy, we're gonna scrub you down with lipstick so everyone thinks you got diaper rash, how 'bout it?
Billy Lipnicki: Nuh-uh!
Leo Lipnicki: Yes-huh! And after that, we're gonna shave your head bald as a witch's tit!
Billy Lipnicki: I ain't gonna look like no witch's tit!
Leo Lipnicki: Yes you will if you don't hurry up and tell us.
Billy Lipnicki: Well you can cut off every hair on my head, but I ain't tellin' you ding-diddly-ding-diddly-ding-dang-dong!More [11/26/2005 12:11:00]
Julia: I puked.
Robbie: Okay. Don't worry.
Julia: I vomited in my hair.
Robbie: All right.
Julia: Does my hair smell bad?
[Robbie smells her hair]
Robbie: No, it smells good, actually.More [12/18/2005 12:12:00]
I was somebody who never loved my hair. I had curly hair and wished it was straight.More [01/01/2006 12:01:00]
Coop: When we first started hanging out together this morning we were just friends, but things change, and I've fallen in love with you. I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So, I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man, a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her, and yes-have sex with her, but no seriously Katie, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual, all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you.More [12/30/2005 12:12:00]
Sally Albright: The first date back is always the toughest, Harry.
Harry Burns: You only had one date. How do you know it's not going to get worse?
Sally Albright: How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head and start flossing with it at the table?
Harry Burns: We're talking dream date compared to my horror.More [01/08/2006 12:01:00]
[Timothy is trying to repair a fusebox after a blackout at the circus.]
Timothy: Don't worry, honey, I'm getting it fixed.
Tory: Don't worry, honey -- isn't that what you said just before the tent went up in flames?
Timothy: One small fire and I'm responsible every time some little problem... Just keep your HAIR on your HEAD.More [01/09/2006 12:01:00]
Betty Haynes: [singing on the train] I want to wash my hands, my face, my hair with snow.More [01/28/2006 12:01:00]
Barney: Who's this? Your son?
Adm. Storey: No, he's... uhhh
Mrs. Storey: He is my nephew.
Barney: Ohhh, your nephew. He looks Iranian to me. You know my sister, Maria, she married an Iranian guy. And they are hairy son of a bitches. You know they got hair on their chest, their backs, their butts. We're talking Winnie the Pooh. We're talking Chewbacca, you know the guy in Star Wars who goes AHHHH! AHHHH!More [02/07/2006 12:02:00]
Bobby Peru: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?
Lula: Uh... yeah, I guess.
Bobby Peru: I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Ya'll take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.More [02/26/2006 12:02:00]
I WANTED to do my hair (on her curly hair at the Oscars) like that. Sometimes people just don't get things until months later.More [03/17/2006 12:03:00]
I hated Chris, my brother. I would pull his hair and kick him, until one day my father gave him permission to fight back. I'll be apologizing to him for the rest of my life.More [03/20/2006 12:03:00]
I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.More [03/20/2006 12:03:00]
Extensions is you suddenly have long hair when you have short hair, and you can sleep with it and you have it forever, as long as you want to.More [03/20/2006 12:03:00]
I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.More [03/22/2006 12:03:00]
In Brazil, the women schedule appointments for their nails, hair and even their babies.More [03/30/2006 12:03:00]
On her hair: 'I've been trying to grow it, but someone came up to me and asked if I was Enya. I was so shocked, I shaved all my hair off.'More [03/31/2006 12:03:00]
I dyed my hair for photo tests, ... I kept it because when am I ever going to be blond again?More [04/11/2006 12:04:00]
I love getting ready to do a scene, and thinking about it, and talking about it. But the rest of the time, I'm so nervous and obsessed. I'm just tearing my hair out in the trailer. The whole time I'm really tense.More [04/17/2006 12:04:00]
On a superficial level, I like girls with dark hair - I'm a sucker for that.More [05/06/2006 12:05:00]
“In elementary school, people made fun of me because my skin was so white and I had black hair and wore black clothes.”More [07/16/2006 12:07:00]
“I'm not someone who's generally kept the same hair color. I like to be able to change it. You know, if you can't change your surroundings, change your hair color!”More [07/21/2006 12:07:00]
“Look, it's one of the great mysteries of the world, I cannot answer that question. I think I'm vaguely blonde. To be perfectly frank, I don't know. [When asked what colour her hair is]”More [08/08/2006 12:08:00]
“People still take it really personally. They come up to me at breakfast places like, 'When are you growing your hair back?'”More [08/31/2006 12:08:00]
I'm really into the details of the movie's moments and the character's hair and what's in my handbag and what's in the backseat of my car.More [09/13/2006 12:09:00]
He also didn't like a lock of my hair and said that he couldn't get into the moment without the hair being just right. I quietly knew that he was anxious and that the hairdo wasn't the real issue. But we all let it go and came back to the scene sometime later.More [09/15/2006 12:09:00]
Michael used the preproduction period to study our faces. He'd have me come to rehearsal with my hair up and speak Cora's words. He'd do a semi-circle and just look at me from every angle. I cannot express how rare it is for a director to do this.More [09/15/2006 12:09:00]
I'd have to say that, in general, models take themselves too seriously. Basically, they are genetic freaks who spend a couple of hours in hair and makeup.More [10/04/2006 12:10:00]
I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it.More [10/10/2006 12:10:00]
Because of the speeches of leading politicians on the central channels, circuses suffer terrible losses. [11/26/2022 09:11:25] More
Every pharaoh must be worthy of his mummy. [11/21/2022 12:11:26] More
A woman is an example of a creative approach to creating problems [11/07/2022 01:11:20] More
We do not carry out aggression against the Ukrainian people, but against the junta that seized power in Kyiv. [11/24/2022 04:11:57] More
They are trying to turn the OSCE into a vulgar instrument for ensuring the foreign policy interests of one or a group of countries in relation to other countries. [11/25/2022 08:11:34] More