While one finds company in himself and his pursuits, he cannot feel old, no matter what his years may be.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When I am in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a drawing room full of dukes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Goodness is achieved not in a vacuum, but in the company of other men, attended by love.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Only as long as a company can produce a desired, worthwhile, and needed product or service, and can command the public, will it receive the public dollar and succeedMore [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Imagination is a poor matter when it has to part company with understanding.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Natural amiableness is too often seen in company with sloth, with uselessness, with the vanity of fashionable life.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Whoever is admitted or sought for, in company, upon any other account than that of his merit and manners, is never respected there, but only made use of. We will have such-a-one, for he sings prettily; we will invite such-a-one to a ball, for he dances well; we will have such-a-one at supper, for he is always joking and laughing; we will ask another because he plays deep at all games, or because he can drink a great deal. These are all vilifying distinctions, mortifying preferences, and exclude all ideas of esteem and regard. Whoever is had (as it is called) in company for the sake of any one thing singly, is singly that thing, and will never be considered in any other light; consequently never respected, let his merits be what they will.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We do not mind our not arriving anywhere nearly so much as our not having any company on the way.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is immunity in reading, immunity in formal society, in office routine, in the company of old friends and in the giving of officious help to strangers, but there is no sanctuary in one bed from the memory of another. The past with its anguish will break through every defense-line of custom and habit; we must sleep and therefore we must dream.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
My importance to the world is relatively small. On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous. I am all I have to work with, to play with, to suffer and to enjoy. It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but of my own. I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I live in company with a body, a silent companion, exacting and eternal. He it is who notes that individuality which is the seal of the weakness of our race. My soul has wings, but the brutal jailer is strict.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Men with secrets tend to be drawn to each other, not because they want to share what they know but because they need the company of the like-minded, the fellow afflicted.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We should be as careful of the books we read, as of the company we keep. The dead very often have more power than the living.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man is known by the books he reads, by the company he keeps, by the praise he gives, by his dress, by his tastes, by his distastes, by the stories he tells, by his gait, by the notion of his eye, by the look of his house, of his chamber; for nothing on earth is solitary but every thing hath affinities infinite.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A rich rogue nowadays is fit company for any gentleman; and the world, my dear, hath not such a contempt for roguery as you imagine.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Whenever you see a gaming table be sure to know fortune is not there. Rather she is always in the company of industry.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always feel melancholy.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far better company than the average adult.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep; for your habits and character will be as much influenced by the former as by the latter.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In our society a man is known by the company he owns.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
You will always have to live with yourself, and it is to your best interest to see that you have good company -- a clean, pure, straight, honest, upright, generous, magnanimous companion.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The nearest the modern general or admiral comes to a small-arms encounter of any sort is at a duck hunt in the company of corporation executives at the retreat of Continental Motors, Inc.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I was not long since in a company where I was not who of my fraternity brought news of a kind of pills, by true account, composed of a hundred and odd several ingredients; whereat we laughed very heartily, and made ourselves good sport; for what rock so hard were able to resist the shock or withstand the force of so thick and numerous a battery?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
So dress and conduct yourself so that people who have been in your company will not recall what you had on.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If each of us hires people smaller than we are, we shall become a company of dwarfs.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Once you shape a company to service the marketplace and your services are necessary, the company develops a compulsion of its own to grow.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
All business success rests on something labeled a sale, which at least momentarily weds company and customer.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Learning makes a man fit company for himself as well as for others.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The mind is so rarely disturbed, but that the company of friend will restore it to some degree of tranquility and sedateness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Live always in the best company when you read.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partner, or defiles the friend.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Join the company of lions rather than assume the lead among foxes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Man has three friends on whose company he relies. First, wealth which goes with him only while good fortune lasts. Second, his relatives; they go only as far as the grave, leave him there. The third friend, his good deeds, go with him beyond the grave.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
More company increases happiness, but does not lighten or diminish misery.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
People are know by the company they keep. Companies are known by the people they keep.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man never likes you so well as when he leaves your company liking himself.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man is known by the company he avoids.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The people who get into trouble in our company are those who carry around the anchor of the past.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Bruce Wayne: Have you told anyone I'm coming back?
Alfred Pennyworth: I just couldn't figure legal ramifications of bringing you back from the dead.
Bruce Wayne: Dead?
Alfred Pennyworth: You've been gone seven years.
Bruce Wayne: You have me declared dead?
Alfred Pennyworth: Actually it was Mr. Earl, he's taking the company public. He wanted to liquidate your majority sharehold. Those shares are worth quite a bit of money.
Bruce Wayne: It's a good thing I left everything to you then.
Alfred Pennyworth: Quite so, sir. And you can borrow the Rolls if you like. Just bring it back with a full tank.More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
Bruce Wayne: [phone rings] Bruce Wayne.
Earle: What makes you think you can decide who's running Wayne Enterprises?
Bruce Wayne: Well, the fact that I own it...
Earle: What are you talking about? The company went public a week ago…
Bruce Wayne: And I bought most of the shares, through various charitable organizations and trusts. Look, it's all a bit technical but the important thing is that the future of *my* company is secure. Right, Mr. Fox?
Lucius Fox: Right you are, Mr. Wayne!
Lucius Fox: Didn't you get the memo?More [08/15/2005 12:08:00]
Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump!More [09/08/2005 12:09:00]
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...More [09/07/2005 12:09:00]
Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.More [09/07/2005 12:09:00]
Record Company Executive: And what's with the black? You look like you're goin' to a funeral.
Johnny Cash: Maybe I am.More [10/25/2005 12:10:00]
Zukovsky: Oh, look. We have no roof, but at least we have four good walls.
[the factory falls apart]
Zukovsky: The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this.More [11/07/2005 12:11:00]
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