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An orgasm joins you to the past. Its timelessness becomes the brotherhood; the brethren are lovers; they extend the family. I share that sexuality. It was then, is now and will be in the future.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Lauren: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! Every part of my body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
Officer: Uh, ma'am... I just asked for your name.More [05/20/2007 12:05:00]
Justice: They didn't really steal the monkey. It was just a diversion so we could steal these.
[showing a bag of stolen diamonds]
Justice: And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. The C.L.I.T is not real.
Whillenholly: No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth.More [05/01/2008 12:05:00]
Out of all the women in the world, I had to go and marry an equal time orgasm fanatic.

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I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?

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Medical Reporter:
[singing] Everybody doesn't like something; but nobody doesn't like... orgasms. For years it was thought that there was only one type of orgasm; however, thanks to research and our new found friend Mr. G-Spot, scientists have been able to identify several different types of orgasms. For example, people who have sex in sports cars experience Four-on-the-Floorgasms. Women who have sex with a few good men have Marine Corpsgasms; while Lou Grant experienced Mary Tyler Mooregasms. Mrs. Abraham Lincoln often had Four Scoregasms. Newlyweds often have Lets-do-it-'til-we're soregasms, while married couples later have I've-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms. Incidentally, women who are still having trouble reaching orgasm should call this man.

[Shows picture]

Medical Reporter:
His name is Tim Kazurinsky and he is available at any time to help you with this problem.

Brad Hall:
Wait a minute. This is the worst thing you have ever done. Go, just leave.

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Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot:
Your orgasm is our business.

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Dr Wolper, why do I orgasm all the time, from absolutely everything? I mean, I feel like a goddam battery, charging and discharging and charging up again.... I mean, what guy's gonna feel good about having sex with you if you've already come six times between his ringing the doorbell and my opening the screen door?

Dr Harry Wolper:
Many would think you to be a joyfully lucky young girl. An orgasm is the fun of creation.

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[Last Barman poem]

I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The Alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The three-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open.

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[after Sally fakes orgasm in a deli]

Older Woman Customer:
[to waiter] I'll have what she's having.

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[Wrestling Sarah to the ground] A kiss at the point of death is more pleasurable than the most intense orgasm imaginable...

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Can you really have an orgasm with god?

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Mark "Rent-boy" Renton:
[narrating] Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it.

It beats any meat injection. That beats any fucking cock in the world.

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Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...

Sgt. Orono:
Lady, I just asked for your name.

Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.

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[Joe Young has just zapped Maxxx Orbison several times with the Orgazmorator]

Ben Chapelski:
Dude! He's never gonna wanna have another orgasm again!

Joe Young:
One more time for Jesus.

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Dirt Merchant:
I knew it all along. But why? Huh? Why?

Holly So Tightly:
Why do you think? Johnny, Eric, Bart... they didn't love me. All they wanted was sex!

Dirt Merchant:
You're a fucking porn star. What the hell do you expect?

Holly So Tightly:
I'm not whore! Like help put my career, some real respect, and maybe a half decent orgasm once in a while!

Dirt Merchant:
What about Ronnie? Huh?

Holly So Tightly:
Figure it out, "Encyclopedia Brown"!

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Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?"

[scenes of various orgasms taking place]


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Roberta Hertzel:
You already know how famously they get along as friends, but did you know that their sex life is positively white hot? The main reason both of my marriages failed was sexual. I'm an extremely sexual person, I can't help it, it just how I'm wired, you know, even when I was a little girl. I had my first orgasm when I was 6 in ballet class. Anyway, the point is that I have been always very easily aroused and very orgasmic, Jeannie and I have a lot in common that way. Clifford and Larry, they were nice guys, but they just could not keep up with me. Anyway, I don't want to betray Jeannie's confidence, but let me just assure you that whatever problems those two kids may run into along the way, they will always be able to count on what happens between the sheets to keep them together. More soup?

Warren Schmidt:
Eh... no, I think I'm fine now.

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[Elliot and Carla treat Maggie, a patient who wants to loose her virginity before dying]

Don't people sometimes pay for sex?

Oh, boy, do they. I slept with Jenny Johnson's older brother in high school, and then he decided to tell all of his friends what my orgasm face looked like. Then three of them posed like that for their yearbook photos! Paid for that one for years.

Elliot, I think she means pay _money_ for sex.

Oh, I got a story about that, too. Not about me, though, my mom... She gets lonely.

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[JD and Turk are trying, and failing, to reassure Elliot that they aren't obsessing over the orgasm she accidentally gave a patient during a pelvic exam]

Elliot, come on, I have never heard a woman make sounds like "that".

[smiling] Oh, I'm sure "you" haven't.

Chris Turk:
[laughing] See, it's funny because you never really satisfied a woman!

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Robin Williams:
Thank you for the standing ovation. We've had the orgasm up front, let's have a cigarette, let's relax. We're here in New York - fuckin' NEW YORK. Obviously, this will not be your normal night of theatre... This will be Shakespeare with a strapon! 'So that's the way you like it!'

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Fastest man forgets the most beautiful moments in their lives. After moments of creative insight, orgasm or a bewitching dream comes zabyt′e, amnesia, memories are erased. Because at that instant, when being a splendid dream in a moment of creative Ecstasy the conception of new life a human being at some time ascends the stairs of life on a few levels above, but to stay there for a long time could not and when in reality, a reality immediately forgets the moment of enlightenment. Throughout our lives we often find ourselves in a paradise, but remember only the expulsion of ...More [07/03/2011 08:07:29]
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellowsMore [05/22/2012 04:05:02]
Nowadays, everything depends on imitation. Orgasm, relationships, life.More [03/13/2018 07:03:12]
A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellowsMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
An orgasm is not what I want and I know it. What I want, need, is so much more than that. It's the connection.The exhilarating contact with this human being, a being that compels me like no other. I miss his touch, his kiss. I don't care if he gives me just a little kernel of what he can give; I'm just starving to be fed, and my body has never been like this hungry.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Your craving should be for me, angel, not an orgasm. For my body, my hands. Eventually, you won't be able to come without my skin touching yours.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He wouldn’t take anything from her ever again. But from this point on, he’d give her whatever she wanted. Which was easy, because what she wanted right now was an orgasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind...More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If he was silent I could be silent too. Indeed, I could very well do with a little rest in this subdued, frightened-to-death rocking chair, before I drove to wherever the beast's lair was - and then pulled the pistol's foreskin back, and then enjoyed the orgasm of the crushed trigger.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He hadn’t been her first lover or the first boy to give her an orgasm. He hadn’t even been the first she’d loved. He’d been the first to turn her inside out with something as simple as a smile. The first to make her doubt herself. He’d taken her deeper than anyone ever had, and yet she hadn’t drowned.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. “Eleven out of twelve work fine. I’d say that’s better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As I railed on and on, I became increasingly energied and excited by my own misery and misanthropy until I reached a kind of orgasm of negativity.'... The Brits don't merely enjoy misery, they get off on it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When he comes, he makes a noise deep in his throat that is so raw and animal and sexual that I think if he merely looked at me and made that noise, I might explode in an orgasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I heard Tammy say you could be charming. I haven't seen any proof yet." Oh, his cat like that. "I thought I was very charming when I petted you into orgasm." He shot her a look filled with sexual heat. "I plan to do more of that - right after I teach you about keeping secrets.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
For women like me, integrity isn't chastity, it isn't fidelity, it isn't any of the old words. Integrity is the orgasm. That is something I haven't any control over.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Many women don’t know what orgasm is. Many men don’t know was total orgasm is. Many only achieve a local orgasm, a genital orgasm; it is confined to the genitals. Just a small ripple in the genitals-and finished. It is not like possession when the whole body moves into a whirlpool and you are lost in the abyss. For a few moments time stops and the mind does not function. For a few moments you do not know who you are. Then it is a total orgasm.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Nowadays, everything depends on imitation. Orgasm, relationships, life.More [04/04/2018 08:04:30]
Love is the orgasm of proximity and body touch, the mythical mirage of beloved eyes and lips.More [10/24/2019 01:10:02]
In every woman, an orgasm is dormant, and the task of a man is to wake it up.More [07/27/2022 05:07:35]

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