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Always be nice to bankers. Always be nice to pension fund managers. Always be nice to the media. In that order.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.More [05/22/2007 12:05:00]
Otto Meyer: I wish I knew what they were going to do to us. But no matter what happens to us, what happens to *you* I hope will be *worse*!
Capt. T.G. Culpeper: I don't think you have to worry too much about that. My wife is divorcing me, my daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed, my mother in-law is suing me for damages, my pension has been revoked. And the only reason *you* 10 idiots will very LIKELY get off LIGHTLY, is because the *judge* will have *me* up there to *throw the book at*!
Third Cab Driver: [sarcastically] Oh, that's tough. Oh ho ho ho.
Capt. T.G. Culpeper: I'd like to think that sometime, maybe 10 or 20 years from now, there could be something *I* could laugh at... Anything.More [04/25/2008 12:04:00]
Caretaker: Most of these old boys don't have nothing. Never had nothing to start with. But you, You had it all. Then you let your teammates down, got yourself caught with your hand in the cookie jar.
Paul Crewe: Oh I did, did I?
Caretaker: Oh I ain't saying you did or you didn't. All I'm saying is that you could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandmother's pension checks and none of us would have minded. But shaving points off of a football game, man that's un-American.More [08/10/2008 12:08:00]
Max Troy:
This gonna take long?



Sgt. Joe Friday:
You've got the time.



Max Troy:
Mine's worth money, yours isn't!



Sgt. Joe Friday:
Send in a bill.



Max Troy:
I asked you a question!



Sgt. Joe Friday:
You're here to answer 'em, not ask 'em!



Max Troy:
Now, listen to me, Cop. I pay your salary.



Sgt. Joe Friday:
All right, sit down. I'm gonna earn it.



Max Troy:
You already have, the kind of money you make. What do they pay you to carry that badge around, 40 cents an hour?



Sgt. Joe Friday:
You sit down! That badge pays 464 dollars a month. That's what the job's worth. I knew that when I hired on. $67.40 comes out with withholding. I give $27.84 for pension and 12 bucks for widows and orphans. That leaves me with $356.76. That badge is worth a dollar 82 an hour so Mister, better settle back into that chair because I'm about to blow about 20 bucks of it right now.

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Cotton Wilson:
There's $20,000 in it for you - cash!



Wyatt Earp:
$20,000! The wages of sin are rising!



Cotton Wilson:
$20,00 against a six foot hole in Boot Hill or a $20 a month pension - IF you live long enough to collect it.

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[Contemplating a solid gold stove]



Kelly Robinson:
I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth.



Alexander Scott:
Yeah.



Kelly Robinson:
Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds?



Alexander Scott:
See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door?



Kelly Robinson:
75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money.



Alexander Scott:
Seventy-two thousand.



Kelly Robinson:
Already figured it out, huh?



Alexander Scott:
Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy...



Kelly Robinson:
$70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it!



Alexander Scott:
No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula?


[Sings]



Alexander Scott:
Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid.



Kelly Robinson:
While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!



Alexander Scott:
Right!



Kelly Robinson:
No, we'd only lose our pension benefits.



Alexander Scott:
Think we'd lose our jobs?



Kelly Robinson:
Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too.



Alexander Scott:
And the hospitalization is free.



Kelly Robinson:
All those wonderful orthopedic devices.



Alexander Scott:
I just love plaster of paris.



Kelly Robinson:
Right.

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Carson City Marshal Walter Thibido:
Books, I want you out of town. These are law-abiding people here and I don't want any trouble. I can deputize as many men as I need to see that you leave.



John Bernard Books:
I'm not going anywhere, Marshal. I'm dying and I intend to die right here.



Carson City Marshal Walter Thibido:
Really? You're really dyin'?



John Bernard Books:
Ask Doc Hostetler.



Carson City Marshal Walter Thibido:
Hot damn! You know, Books, that's the best news I've had all day. While I was walking over here I was thinking, what if Books decides to kill me? Who will take over as marshal? Will the town council pay my pension to my wife? Damn, that's good news.

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David Lightman:
Is it a game... or is it real?



Joshua:
What's the difference?



David Lightman:
[muttering] Oh wow.



Joshua:
You are a hard man to reach. Could not find you in Seattle and no terminal is in operation at your classified address.



David Lightman:
What classified address?



Joshua:
D.O.D. pension files indicate current mailing as: Dr Robert Hume, a.k.a. Stephen W. Falken, 5 Tall Cedar Road, Goose lsland, Oregon...

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Jennifer:
A lot of our viewers seem to be having a lot of trouble discerning the difference between a pension scheme and a unit trust.



Dawn:
Oh yes, I get that one a lot. Now listen, people, I don't know how many times I can explain this to you. The first one is a PENSION SCHEME, and the second is a UNIT TRUST.



Jennifer:
Well, that clears that up, then.

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Charlie:
[to his father's ghost] You worked for 58 years, 9 hours a day, in a garden so steep a horse couldn't climb it. And when they let you go, with a pension of 10 shillings a week, you did handsprings of joy because it came from "The Quality." You spent your life sitting on brambles, and wouldn't move in case someone took your seat.

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Duke Phillips:
I'm gonna run this country like I run my company. I'm gonna raid the pension fund, dump chemicals in the oceans, and sell our best assets to the Japanese.



Ronald Reagan:
Ooh! Looks like Reaganomics is making a comeback.



Duke Phillips:
Half you states are in the toilet, and you're not coming out! New York, you know what I'm talking about. California, kiss your smoggy butt goodbye! New England, you're going back to Old England.



Queen Elizabeth:
Oh, I don't want that.



Prince Charles:
More poison? I mean, tea?



Queen Elizabeth:
Don't mind if I do. Oops. Almost had me there.


[She hits him over the head with her scepter, knocking him unconscious]

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Alice:
Ryan as a teacher, Lex as market Supervisor, We've really got something going here.



Lex:
Yeah, all we need is a pension scheme and it'll be like the virus never happened.

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Groups are corporations now. They have pension plans. Musicians have saw the daylight.More [08/29/2011 05:08:45]
I have considered the pension list of the republic a roll of honor.More [09/30/2011 11:09:55]
A retired teacher paid $62,000 towards her pension and nothing, yes nothing, for full family medical, dental and vision coverage over her entire career. What will we pay her? $1.4 million in pension benefits and another $215,000 in health care benefit premiums over her lifetime.More [10/01/2011 11:10:31]
I can guarantee you this, that more pension and benefit reforms which I will consider arbitration reform to be one of them, are things that when they come to my desk, they will be signed.More [10/01/2011 11:10:07]
One state retiree, 49 years old, paid, over the course of his entire career, a total of $124,000 towards his retirement pension and health benefits. What will we pay him? $3.3 million in pension payments over his life and nearly $500,000 for health care benefits - a total of $3.8m on a $120,000 investment.More [10/01/2011 11:10:37]
People don't place their trust in government or company pension plans; they have to be self-reliant.More [10/04/2011 04:10:18]
We cannot continue. Our pension costs and health care costs for our employees are going to bankrupt this city.More [10/17/2011 02:10:29]
They have no union, no pension and no insurance.More [11/14/2011 11:11:50]
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me, And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves, And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butterMore [07/09/2012 07:07:09]
Despite our agreement on Monday, we felt it was essential to add a factor that safeguarded the employees' pension scheme. This was rejected by the trade union which prevented them from endorsing or accepting the rest of the offer.More [09/09/2012 03:09:12]
That’s why one of my strongest ideas is to look at the tax code in both its complexity and its obvious bias toward the rich. Hedge fund and money managers are important for our pension funds and the 401(k) plans that help millions of Americans—but far less important than they think. But financial advisers should pay taxes at the highest levels when they’re earning money at those levels. Often, these financial engineers are flipping companies, laying people off, and making billions—yes, billions—of dollars by downsizing and destroying people’s lives and sometimes entire companies. Believe me, I know the value of a billion dollars—but I also know the importance of a single dollar.More Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again [06/21/2016 08:06:16]
MP sued for a real threat to his life on the pensioner, who shouted to the deputy, "You have to force the live on my pension !!!"More [07/20/2016 04:07:40]
The people who did the collateralized mortgage obligations, sold them to pension funds, then sold them short, then bought credit default swap insurance on them, are just amazing. They are a law unto themselves.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Imagine if the pension funds and endowments that own much of the equity in our financial services companies demanded that those companies revisit the way mortgages were marketed to those without adequate skills to understand the products they were being sold. Management would have to change the way things were done.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I like eating out. I like buying beautiful paintings and being surrounded by beautiful things. I have to finance that life. I can barely afford a pension scheme because I don't make enough money.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
There is nothing inherently fair about equalizing incomes. If the government penalizes you for working harder than somebody else, that is unfair. If you save your money but retire with the same pension as a free-spending neighbor, that is also unfair.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
They said it was impossible to touch the third rail of politics, to take on public-sector unions and to reform a pension and health benefits system that was headed to bankruptcy. But with bipartisan leadership, we saved taxpayers $132 billion dollars over 30 years and saved retirees their pensions. We did it.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
But, at the end of the day, we need to represent the taxpayers who have made enormous sacrifices. Many have lost their jobs. Many of them have seen their companies - they don't have a pension - they have seen their companies cut the match for their 401(k). They have seen their health care benefits be shredded.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
You can't have bank holding companies acting as hedge funds. You can't have them taking a million-dollar pension plan for Joe Schmo the bus driver and treat it with the same risk appetite that you treat George Soros' pocket money. It's fundamentally ridiculous.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
A generous basic state pension is the least a civilized society should offer those who have worked hard and saved through their whole lives.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Pension never inriched young man.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Where Young must torture his invention
To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Despite our agreement on Monday, we felt it was essential to add a factor that safeguarded the employees' pension scheme. This was rejected by the trade union which prevented them from endorsing or accepting the rest of the offer.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Japanese pension funds and institutions will likely accelerate their buying from October when the second half of this business year starts. We are seeing one of the best buying chances.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I started paying into the local pension when I was 19. At that time, you take the advice of the government for the future - pay into a pension. You never think that they will deceive you and just take it away from you.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I would like to thank Adair Turner and his fellow commissioners for their thorough analysis of this important issue. The Commission has had a hard look at the pension system in the UK, and has set out the stark challenges we all face in providing for increasingly long retirements. This report brings home the message the Government first highlighted in the 2002 Green Paper; that people must either save more or work longer.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This shows remarkable consistency in the turbulent investment and pension conditions of recent years. The sound long-term performance reflects both our well-balanced portfolio and the strength of the commissioners' investments.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This is a fascinating reform, since it comes right before the U.S. FASB -- as is probable -- accepts a request by the SEC to look into FAS87, the U.S. (pension) standard,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We are coming up with policy recommendations for those who participate in 401(k) and pension plans, ... pretty short.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't have a dime left. I am dependent on my friends for food and a small old-age pension.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A corporation's responsibility is to the shareholders, not its retirees and employees. Companies are doing everything they can to get rid of pension plans and they will succeed.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
[Delta wants a payment schedule] that's manageable and affordable, ... We respectfully disagree with Rep. Boehner's statement. Delta would pay a substantial amount into its pension plan under the Senate bill.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Tuesday can be a turning point. It's set to be a big day. It has to be a very big day. We've counted a very high number of calls for strike, higher than what we had at the peak of mobilization against pension reform in 2003.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We are informing employees today that we are giving our U.S. management who are pension-eligible, or close to it, an opportunity to leave the company voluntarily with enhanced benefits. Eligible employees will receive an official offer on June 11 and acceptances must be made by July 10.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Intervention can be effective in the short term, but it doesn't do much to arrest the bigger issues. The market would appreciate structural reforms, such as tax reform, labor reform and pension reform.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We could take a big hit with wages, work rules and not get any pension at all.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Overall, the funded status changed from an undercover of EUR6.6 billion to an undercover of EUR7.2 billion. In the medium term, we aim to fully cover our pension obligations.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The increase was primarily a result of reductions in discount rates to 4% for German pension plans and to 5.4% for non-German pension plans.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
While anecdotal evidence suggests that the number of frozen pension plans has increased since 2003, reports of a mass exodus from the defined-benefit pension system appear to be overstated.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
While anecdotal evidence suggests that the number of frozen pension plans has increased since 2003, reports of a mass exodus from the defined benefit pension system appear to be overstated.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
nothing in the bankruptcy code requires companies to skip their pension funding payments.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The money available to pay benefits is eventually going to run out unless Congress enacts comprehensive pension reform to get plans better funded and provide the insurance program with additional resources.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Unfortunately, the financial health of the PBGC is not improving, ... The money available to pay benefits is eventually going to run out unless Congress enacts comprehensive pension reform to get plans better funded and provide the insurance program with additional resources.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Northwest and Delta continue to be responsible under the law for making their pension contributions.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As long as companies remain in operation with ongoing pension plans, they have a legal obligation to meet their funding requirements.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But there is evidence that some employers still put greater emphasis on paying dividends to shareholders - often other companies' pension schemes - rather than funding their own employees' pension scheme.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The proposal as presented to the (union) today is both unfair and unacceptable and does not represent a starting point for negotiations. This may be legal, but is morally wrong. This change alone has the effect of reducing existing pension pots by 13,300 pounds ($23,000) on average.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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