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Eric:
What happened between you two?



Fez:
Suffice to say that it involved a crowded parking lot, a half off sale and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting.



Fenton:
If you mean old and cracked, I agree.



Fez:
I'll see you in hell!



Fenton:
I'll be wearing your pants!

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KISS Alarm Clock (on sale at Price Mart):
I wanna Rock and Roll All Night, and... WAKE UP... every day!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[Bob is having a ridiculously festive sale at his store]



Bob Pinciotti:
What are you, ashamed of me?



Donna Pinciotti:
Well, look around, dad.



Bob Pinciotti:
Oh, I get it. But, let me tell you something. You see a clown, I see you in college. You see your dad dressed as a ringmaster, I see you in grad school. You see a monkey in a tutu... Well that just makes me laugh.

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Jim Young:
And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done.

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Captain Digges:
Mr. Harrison, it seems I owe you an apology! And may I put my marker down, here and now, for the first watch that your father makes to go on sale to the public?

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Sara:
What are you doing?



Nelson Moss:
Buying redemption.



Sara:
Redemption's not for sale today.

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James Lennox:
This is not my problem. This is most definitely your problem.



Eddie Strombeck:
His problem?



James Lennox:
Sure. Hey man, all I did was cut his bulk mescaline for street sale and neglect to pay him. Chris, on the other hand, crushed his head with a curling rock.

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Vic Mackey:
[to guy selling stuff out of his car] You having a sidewalk sale and didn't invite us, Taylor, I thought we was on yo mailing list.

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Kerry:
Hey! There's a sale on Blue and Gold body paint, you could smear it all over your body and watch the game in the nude!

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Dobel:
I took the liberty a couple weeks ago of ordering you a little present.



Jerry Falk:
What?



Dobel:
Well, they're having a sale here on surplus Russian Army riffles.



Jerry Falk:
What?



Dobel:
Well suppose you're home one night, you know, in bed masturbating and some guys try to break in. You need protection.



Jerry Falk:
No! I just dial 9-1-1.



Dobel:
Have you ever dialed 9-1-1? It's like trying to get a mortgage.

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Maurice Chavez:
And up on Capital Hill, you were instrumental in pushing through a bill allowing the manufacture and sale of "Giggle Cream", a dessert with potential lethal consequences.



Alex Shrub:
Uh... not true! Only 23 people have died and several of them probably deserved it.

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Simon Balcairn:
[Telling his fake news story] The most shocking orgy since the days of Sodom and Gomorrah rocked society last night.



Typist:
Hold the presses, get down to compositing. Now.



Simon Balcairn:
The vulgar evangelist, Mrs. Melrose Ape, proudly revealed that her angels were no more than underage adornments on sale to the highest bidder. Meanwhile, tears coursing down her face, the honorable Agatha... , whose repulsive liason with the Prime Minister shocked the nation this week, bewailed her, quote: "Ruined, bogus, vapid, bogus, and worthless life," unquote.


[pause]



Simon Balcairn:
Yes, two boguses. Lady Maitland, shrieking of her terrible dependence upon cocaine powder, threw off her Schiaparelli ball gown and stood naked upon the dance floor, an example quickly followed by old and young alike until only the servants remained clothed. And grotesquely hairy Archie Schwert, swinging naked from the chandelier, screamed that all his money derived from prostitution and the opium trade. Lady Maitland's son Miles howled and howled and confessed to an intimate beastliness involving five guardsmen of the royal household, two marines, and a brick layer from Hattersfield. Nina Blount... Nina Blount grasped her stomach, screamed she was a whore, and misquoted several lines of Lady MacBeth whilst Adam Fenwick-Symes cried on heaven to bear witness to his talentless penury and hopeless illiteracy.

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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.More [07/07/2011 03:07:09]
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?More [07/09/2011 05:07:16]
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.More [07/28/2011 05:07:40]
In the twelve months immediately preceding the outbreak; of war, the quantity of spirits, both domestic and imported released for sale in Canada, amounted to over three and a half million proof gallons.More [08/04/2011 01:08:48]
The funds from the sale were put into research and general teaching budgets at the university. Wharton Econometric Forecasting Associates, Inc., is now a growing enterprise with many model and other econometric facilities.More [08/05/2011 12:08:36]
I think another thing is that we don't really want exclusivity. We accept that it is in the artist's interest to be on sale in every place where they sell music.More [08/15/2011 05:08:42]
NBC was trying to convert all of their local programming to color right away to encourage the sale of the sets, so I barely remember working in black and white, although I do know that I did do it, but there was not a major difference, though.More [08/27/2011 03:08:41]
You want to look fashionable and put-together, not like you hit every sale rack this season.More [08/27/2011 03:08:54]
Our ports are a vital link in national security and it is extremely dangerous to be considering their sale to the United Arab Emirates government.More [09/22/2011 11:09:07]
The outcome of the sale is a result of the integrity of the process.More [10/01/2011 07:10:04]
Plan the sale when you plan the ad.More [10/25/2011 02:10:18]
There are regular prices on Internet websites that have absolutely no basis in reality, and sale prices may be twice as high as you would pay in a discount store.More [11/01/2011 09:11:48]
I maintain an ongoing survey of Internet Publishing and self publishing, so that it is now possible for any writer with a book to get it published at nominal cost or free, and to have it on sale at booksellers like Amazon.com.More [11/11/2011 08:11:43]
Music video directors, who conceive, write and direct these works, enjoy no creative rights, receive no ongoing financial benefit from the sale of our work, and many times are not even credited.More [11/12/2011 07:11:11]
I agree with Howard on this. You look at any culture and prohibition has invariably been unmitigated failure. It is just idiotic to criminalize any substance, I think. It needs to be controlled, managed. If you legalize something then you use the taxation from the sale of that drug to help people who become addicted to those substances. It is not going to go away. The way on drugs is being lost on a daily basis.More [11/15/2011 03:11:14]
Everyone perceives this as a fire sale right now. It's not viewed as a solid business anymore.More [01/06/2012 01:01:39]
Trying too hard to follow every trend. You want to look fashionable and put-together, not like you hit every sale rack this season.More [04/21/2012 02:04:12]
Seguimos ese esquema de trabajo de que “para que cambiar” si en Bunker todo sale perfecto.More [05/12/2012 04:05:07]
We would not permit this type of conduct in connection with the sale of cars or washing machines. It is simply unconscionable that it occurred with a critical medical device.More [12/03/2012 07:12:11]
It's a sale out of weakness. There are internal disagreements, and the CEO changes tell you that they realize the world is going to get a lot more competitive for them. In my view, they're in trouble.More [01/18/2013 08:01:29]
put it up for sale at an asking price of $25 million. I first looked at Mar-a-Lago while vacationing in Palm Beach in 1982. Almost immediately I put in a bid of $15 million, and it was promptly rejected. Over the next few years, the foundation signed contracts with several other buyers at higher prices than I’d offered, only to have them fall through before closing. Each time that happened, I put in another bid, but always at a lower sum than before. Finally, in late 1985, I put in a cash offer of $5 million, plus another $3 million for the furnishings in the house. Apparently, the foundation was tired of broken deals. They accepted my offer, and we closed one month later. The day the deal was announced, the Palm Beach Daily News ran a huge front-page story with the headline MAR-A-LAGO’S BARGAIN PRICE ROCKS COMMUNITY. Soon, several far more modest estates on property a fraction of Mar-a-Lago’s size sold for prices in excess of $18 million. I’ve been told that the furnishings in Mar-a-Lago alone are worMore [06/21/2016 08:06:16]
The most valuable resource of the modern economy - it is a fool whom you can sale anything.More [09/07/2016 02:09:59]
On sale virgin conscience.More [09/20/2016 12:09:18]
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
My strengths as a businessman lie in the design and sale of women's shoes, and I have never been comfortable with complicated or technical legal or business documents.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Well, again, a gun sale database is just trying to get the Department of Justice to keep track of the guns that they're purchasing and supplying to drug dealers and murderers. I mean, wow. Come on, let's get the government under control before we start restricting the rights of - innocent citizens.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Oh there are lots of doctors and medical professionals out there who buy my devices at whole sale price.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry, and of criminal inquiry too.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
For every sale you miss because you're too enthusiastic, you will miss a hundred because you're not enthusiastic enough.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Not just in commerce but in the world of ideas too our age is putting on a veritable clearance sale. Everything can be had so dirt cheap that one begins to wonder whether in the end anyone will want to make a bid.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry, and of criminal inquiry too.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He that tries to recommend (Shakespeare) by select quotations, will succeed like the pedant in "Hierocles", who, when he offered his house to sale, carried a brick in his pocket as a specimenMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Things are worth what they will fetch at a sale.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
'Tis plate of rare device and jewels
Of rich and exquisite form, their values great,
And I am something curious, being strange,
To have them in sale stowage.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Thou shalt know by experience how salt the savor is of other's
bread, and how sad a path it is to climb and descend another's
stairs.
[It., Tu proverai si come sa di sale
Lo pane altrui, e com e duro calle
Lo scendere e'l salir per l'altrui scale.]More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If they could forget for a moment the correggiosity of Correggio
and the learned babble of the sale-room and varnishing
Auctioneer.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Commemoration of William Morris, Artist, Writer, 1896 Commemoration of George Kennedy Bell, Bishop of Chichester, Ecumenist, Peacemaker, 1958 In some communities there remains, as a vestige of a false conception of the church building, a resistance to the sale and purchase of books on a table... anywhere on the premises. When this position is expressed, it must be attacked directly and unapologetically, because it represents a genuine evil, ... the idolatry of bricks and mortar, a heresy specifically undermined by tMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
O God of earth and altar, Bow down and hear our cry; Our earthly rulers falter, Our people drift and die; The walls of gold entomb us, The swords of scorn divide; Take not Thy thunder from us, But take away our pride. From all that terror teaches, From lies of tongue and pen; From all the easy speeches That comfort cruel men; From sale and profanation Of honor and the sword; From sleep and from damnation, Deliver us, good Lord! Tie in a living tether The prince and priest and thrall; Bind all our liMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Greek words recorded in the Gospels when Jesus died, translated in English as "It is finished" were the same words used in bills of sale and meant "paid in full.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Old Man and Death
An old man was employed in cutting wood in the forest, and, in carrying the faggots to the city for sale one day, became very wearied with his long journey. He sat down by the wayside, and throwing down his load, besought Death to come. Death immediately appeared in answer to his summons and asked for what reason he had called him. The Old Man hurriedly replied, That, lifting up the load, you may place it again upon my shoulders.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Make a customer, not a sale.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We are pleased to enter into the agreement with Nekoosa Coated Products, a company with a well-earned reputation in the industry. Also, the sale advances Nashua's strategy to exit non-strategic and mature businesses and focus on growth opportunities.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You can always buy her back again.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We had a great sale. Bidding on e-Bay was very strong as were phone bids. We were busy all weekend.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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