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Popular applause veers with the wind.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nothing is so foolish, they say, as for a man to stand for office and woo the crowd to win its vote, buy its support with presents, court the applause of all those fools and feel self-satisfied when they cry their approval, and then in his hour of triumph to be carried round like an effigy for the public to stare at, and end up cast in bronze to stand in the market place.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The applause of a single human being is of great consequence.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To receive applause for works which do not demand all our powers hinders our advance towards a perfecting of our spirit. It usually means that thereafter we stand still.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! That we should with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause transform ourselves into beasts!More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself; he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I'll pass that applause on to my mother.More [05/24/2006 12:05:00]
“I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months”More [06/28/2006 12:06:00]
Wherever applause breaks out in the liturgy because of some human achievement, it is a sure sign that the essence of liturgy has totally disappeared and been replaced by a kind of religious entertainment. Such attraction fades quickly - it cannot compete in the market of leisure pursuits, incorporating as it increasingly does various forms of religious titillation.More [11/21/2007 12:11:00]
Principal McGee: I think we all owe a round of applause for Patty Symcox and Eugene Felsnick and committee for their beautiful decorations.
Sonny: Let's hear it for the toilet paper!
Principal McGee: In just a few moments the entire nation will be watching Rydell High, God help us, and I want you to all be on your best behavior.
Sonny: NO HINEY BITING!More [01/07/2008 12:01:00]
I always get more applause than votes.More [03/27/2008 12:03:00]
Stephen Underschaft:
I'm sorry sir that you force me to forget the respect due to you as my father. I'm an Englishman, I will not hear the government of my country insulted!



Andrew Underschaft:
The government of your country! I am the government of your country! I and Lazarus. Do you suppose that you and half a dozen amateurs like you, sitting in a row in that foolish gavel shop, can govern a country like England? Be off with you my boy, and play with your historic parties, and leading articles, and burning questions, and the rest of your toys. And in return, you shall have the support and applause of my newspapers, and the delight of imagining that you're a great statesman.

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Beauregard Bottomley:
If it is noteworthy and rewarding to know that 2 and 2 make 4 to the accompaniment of deafening applause and prizes, then 2 and 2 making 4 will become the top level of learning.

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Dr. Rossiter, alias Dr. Bernard Schueler:
I must say, she's even better at soliciting applause than she was at soliciting men.

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[from his last show - May 22, 1992]



Johnny Carson:
I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.

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Cholero Greaser:
A man with holes in his hands gets a bigger applause than me and you talk of greatness?

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[Jim the Waco Kid has just shot the guns out of the hands of a dozen henchmen]



Bart:
Don't just stand there clasping your hands in pain, looking stupid... How about a round of applause for The Waco Kid?

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Sergeant Hulka:
Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let's hear your story.



John Winger:
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.


[points to the soldier next to him]



John Winger:
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.


[the soldiers start clapping]



Sergeant Hulka:
Well, okay, hotshot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.

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Punk on bus:
[plays loud music on a bus]



Kirk:
Excuse me.



Punk on bus:
[doesn't listen]



Kirk:
Excuse me. Would you mind stopping that noise?



Punk on bus:
[turns it up louder]



Kirk:
[louder and firmer] Excuse me! Would you mind stopping that damn noise?



Punk on bus:
[flips him off]



Kirk:
[looks at Spock]



Spock:
[gives the punk the Vulcan Neck-Pinch, much to the delighted applause of the gratefull bus passengers]

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Maxine:
We were bad cops, Kenny, and all the applause in the world won't change that.

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Conan O'Brien:
[In response to the audience's applause to the Fantastic 4 Movie]


[in geek voice]



Conan O'Brien:
Hurray! Any super-hero movie!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[Jack, with the appearance of a 68-year old but only 17 years old, arrives at his graduation ceremony]



Lawrence Woodruff:
[addressing the audience] I would like to present, to read the graduation speech, this year's Valedictorian: Mr Jack Charles Powell...


[a round of applause approves of this choice]



Jack:
[taking the stand] Thank you... Aristotle. dDue to his aged condition he has to take out spectacles to read the speech]



Eric's Brother:
Go Jack! Go get them!



Jack:
I got it, Eric, I'm cool... As we come to the end of our school years, we find ourselves remembering the good times, and trying to forget the bad ties. And as we start to look ahead, we start to worry. We think "What am I going to do? Where am I going to be in ten years?" But I say to you, "Hey, look at me!" Please, don't worry so much. Because when you get right down to it, none of us have very long on this earth. Life is fleeting, like a shooting star in the sky. Whenever you see a shooting star light up the sky with its brilliance, think of me, and try to make each and every moment of our lives as spectacular as possible. I know I did. I made it, Mom. I'm a grown-up.

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Mr. White:
We bow, right? In unison, and we're off the stage before the applause dies out.



Jimmy:
Well, what if they want an encore?



Mr. White:
You unplug and you run, run offstage! Smiling, smiling, of course.

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Edward Hitler:
Right, so your philosophy is... bollocks?



Richard Richard:
Yes!



Edward Hitler:
Well that's a great view on life isn't it?



Richard Richard:
Oh who cares about views on life, I thought we were talking philosophy?



Edward Hitler:
But your philosophy is bollocks



Richard Richard:
So let's talk bollocks!



Edward Hitler:
BUT THAT'S ALL WE EVER DO!



Richard Richard:
So let's do what we always do!



Edward Hitler:
Oh god, and so it goes on, day after day, year in year out, slime in this ear, slime in that ear, don't you ever yearn for change?


[huge applause from the audience]



Edward Hitler:
Alan Rickman eat your heart out!


[to Richie]



Edward Hitler:
And cue



Richard Richard:
[Looks at the audience who seems to have taken Eddie's side] Right. Wanna give me the feedline again in front of all your friends?



Edward Hitler:
[Laughs to himself] Yea, sorry. I... I forgot to mention I was actually born in Southampton! It's my only home!


[another huge applause]



Richard Richard:
Oh Eddie Eddie Eddie you were born in Southampton? Wow! Why did you ever leave?



Edward Hitler:
That was a bit below the belt


[thinks of a comeback]



Edward Hitler:
Because... I found the railway station!


[another HUGE applause]



Richard Richard:
[to the audience] Stop fucking clapping!


[imitates them]



Richard Richard:
Bastards!


[to someone in the audience]



Richard Richard:
Especially you! You oughtta fucking jump!



Edward Hitler:
That's no way to speak to my mother


[to the audeince]



Edward Hitler:
Sorry mum

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Lucy Gilbert (Kitty):
I should rather like to be an actor, upon the stage.



Gilbert:
An actor?



Lucy Gilbert (Kitty):
Yes. Wouldn't it be wondrous if perfectly commonplace people gave each other a round of applause at the end of the day?


[she claps enthusiastically]



Lucy Gilbert (Kitty):
Well done, Kitty! Well done!

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Sarah Silverman:
Jimmy Kimmel, everyone. He's fat and has no charisma. Watch your back, Danny Aiello.



Sarah Silverman:
It's so good to be here. Drew Carey is here and I love him. He was so nice to me backstage, until he found out I wasn't a hooker.



Sarah Silverman:
You know I can't believe Alan King is such a legend, and he's here, and a nursing home in Florida just called. The last person who thinks you're funny just died. Is he laughing?



Sarah Silverman:
Dick Gregory. Oh my gosh, he deserves a round of applause just for being so old for his race. You know, is he the guy from the rice or the cookies? I never remember, but I know he's famous.



Sarah Silverman:
But this is about Hugh Hefner - a living legend, and, uh, look at your girlfriends - so beautiful. When are you going get serious? You know one day you might want one of them changing diapers. I mean if it gets too hard to do it yourself. Look at the smile on his face. He doesn't know where he is.



Hugh M. Hefner:
But he's happy...



Sarah Silverman:
Let's all talk about the whore- - the bunnies. No, bunnies aren't whores. They're paid monthly.



Sarah Silverman:
I think they should be role models in today's society, and I'm serious, especially for girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. They deserve the Purple Heart for that. The Purple Asshole. I don't have the guts to do it. The closest I've ever come to waxing my asshole is once I got it washed and styled, but that doesn't hurt. Minus the curlers. Thank you! Happy birthday, Hef!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keepingMore [07/10/2011 09:07:36]
Glorious bouquets and storms of applause are the trimmings which every artist naturally enjoys.More [07/28/2011 04:07:59]
Yes, young men, Italy owes to you an undertaking which has merited the applause of the universe. You have conquered and you will conquer still, because you are prepared for the tactics that decide the fate of battles.More [08/17/2011 03:08:15]
From day one, I got addicted to being on stage and getting the applause and laughter.More [09/10/2011 02:09:57]
Old men need applause too.More [09/12/2011 11:09:30]
I'd get more applause than some because I was just seventeen. If they didn't clap at the end of my act I would limp off stage and boy would they feel guilty. They would all burst into tremendous applause as they saw this poor cripple kid walking off.More [09/14/2011 04:09:50]
I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get.More [09/21/2011 04:09:32]
What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.More [09/25/2011 12:09:52]
If experience be consulted, it will be found there is no action, however abominable, that has not received the applause of some people. Parricide - the sacrifice of children - robbery - usurpation - cruelty - intolerance - prostitution, have all in their turn been licensed actions, and have been deemed laudable and meritorious deeds with some nations of the earth. Above all, Religion has consecrated the most unreasonable, the most revolting customs.More [09/30/2011 05:09:53]
In the theatre of One spectator the applause are not important.More [01/09/2017 09:01:15]
I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Happiness is within. It has nothing to do with how much applause you get or how many people praise you. Happiness comes when you believe that you have done something truly meaningful.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The applause was so loud and insistent that I had to respond with several encores. I was numb with happiness, when it was over, I knew that this alone must be my life and my world.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
People go into politics because they want the affirmation, and they want the applause.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Take off your bedroom slippers. Put on your marching shoes,' he said, his voice rising as applause and cheers mounted. 'Shake it off. Stop complainin'. Stop grumblin'. Stop cryin'. We are going to press on. We have work to do.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In the silence of night I have often wished for just a few words of love from one man, rather than the applause of thousands of people.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Applause that comes thundering with such force you might think the audience merely suffers the music as an excuse for its ovations.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As they marched, the crowds lining the route broke into applause, a sweet and deeply felt spontaneous pattering that was a sort of communal embrace. Welcome home.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Applause waits on success.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Old men need applause tooMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Expressions of disapproval are on a level of vulgarity that cannot be tolerated. The way to express disapproval is to do without applause.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The brave man seeks not popular applause,
Nor, overpower'd with arms, deserts his cause;
Unsham'd, though foil'd, he does the best he can,
Force is of brutes, but honor is of man.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The melancholy ghosts of dead renown,
Whispering faint echoes of the world's applause.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak
ones.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
O Popular Applause! what heart of man
Is proof against thy sweet, seducing charms?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The silence that accepts merit as the most natural thing in the
world, is the highest applause.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The applause of a single human being is of great consequence.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Like Cato, give his little senate laws,
And sit attentive to his own applause.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'll privily away; I love the people,
But do not like to stage me to their eyes;
Though it do well, I do not relish well
Their loud applause and aves vehement,
Nor do I think the man of safe discretion
That does not affect it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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