Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Faith without works is like a bird without wings; though she may hop with her companions on earth, yet she will never fly with them to heaven.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The bird of paradise alights only on the hand that does not grasp.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I roamed the countryside searching for answers to things I did not understand. Why thunder lasts longer than that which causes it, and why immediately on its creation the lightning becomes visible to the eye while thunder requires time to travel. How the various circles of water form around the spot which has been struck by a stone and why a bird sustains itself in the air. These questions and other strange phenomena engaged my thought throughout my life.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When you have shot one bird flying you have shot all birds flying. They are all different and they fly in different ways but the sensation is the same and the last one is as good as the first.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Be as a bird perched on a frail branch that she feels bending beneath her, still she sings away all the same, knowing she has wings.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
God gives every bird his worm, but He does not throw it into the nest.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He who interrupts the course of his spiritual exercises and prayer is like a man who allows a bird to escape from his hand; he can hardly catch it again.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The soul that is attached to anything however much good there may be in it, will not arrive at the liberty of divine union. For whether it be a strong wire rope or a slender and delicate thread that holds the bird, it matters not, if it really holds it fast; for, until the cord be broken the bird cannot fly.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Father in Heaven! When the thought of thee wakes in our hearts let it not awaken like a frightened bird that flies about in dismay, but like a child waking from its sleep with a heavenly smile.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The early bird gets the worm.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If I keep a green bough in my heart, the singing bird will come.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Now, if the principle of toleration were once admitted into classical education --if it were admitted that the great object is to read and enjoy a language, and the stress of the teaching were placed on the few things absolutely essential to this result, if the tortoise were allowed time to creep, and the bird permitted to fly, and the fish to swim, towards the enchanted and divine sources of Helicon --all might in their own way arrive there, and rejoice in its flowers, its beauty, and its coolness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Young Allie: Now say you're a bird too.
[she jumps on him while they are at the beach]
Young Noah: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.More [07/13/2005 12:07:00]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.More [08/07/2005 12:08:00]
Timothy Lupus: Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy.More [08/14/2005 12:08:00]
Stan Parlour: Your timing's rotten, mate. I've got me bird over. I'm getting me nuts wet.More [08/21/2005 12:08:00]
[making bird noise]
Natalie: It's a sitta pygmaya. A pygmy nuthatch! They can only be found in one place. CARMEL!More [09/18/2005 12:09:00]
General Woundwort: [after Kehaar the bird attacks him] Get away, you damn white bird!More [12/06/2005 12:12:00]
Bigwig: I told you once that I was trying to impress you... I hope I have.
General Woundwort: And I told you I would kill you myself! There's no white bird here, Bigwig!More [12/06/2005 12:12:00]
Don't the wounded bird still sing?More [03/20/2006 12:03:00]
Sweet Bird of Youth.More [04/20/2006 12:04:00]
Even looking at the ocean is not liberty. It is like a wounded bird looking at the sky and saying, Why are my wings broken?More [05/22/2006 12:05:00]
“That's like asking you to pick your favorite child... I do however, think Bird on a Wire was one of my finest works. Oscar caliber.”More [06/28/2006 12:06:00]
“Everything that's realistic has some sort of ugliness in it. Even a flower is ugly when it wilts, a bird when it seeks its prey, the ocean when it becomes violent.”More [09/22/2006 12:09:00]
Cotton's Parrot: [squawk] Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: [pulls out gun and points it at the bird] What did the bird say?More [02/19/2007 12:02:00]
Manfred: And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy, and they lived happily ever after.
Diego: Good job.
Beaver Boy: Question. Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
Manfred: Because... because he wanted to be with his family.
Diego's Bird Girl: I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.
Manfred: Okay. Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
Elk Boy: Burro is a demeaning name. Technically it's called a wild ass.
Manfred: Fine. The wild ass boy went home to his wild ass mother.
Manfred: See, that's why I called it a burro!More [03/08/2007 12:03:00]
[In reference to a bird from a trick]
Alfred Borden: See? He's fine!
Boy: But where's his brother?More [03/13/2007 12:03:00]
Hector: [to priest] Bird signs? You want to planout strategy based on bird signs?More [03/23/2007 12:03:00]
Alex: [while Jonathan is fighting Meela; a tribute to the first movie] Uncle Jon! I don't know what this last symbol is!
Jonathan: What does it look like?
Alex: It's a bird - a stork!
Jonathan: [shocked] I know that one! I know that one!
Alex: Then what is it?
Jonathan: Ah... Ah...!
[throws Meela off of himself]
Jonathan: Ametiphus!More [03/25/2007 12:03:00]
Ula's Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?
Ula: Uh, nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
Henry: You're the state idiot of Hawaii.More [03/29/2007 12:03:00]
Susan Pevensie: Did that bird just "pssst" us?More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Mikey, DJ interviewer: How do you think this new record compares to your old, classic stuff?
Billy Mack: Oh come on Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap. But wouldn't it be great if number one this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: I think you're referring to "If you really love Christmas..."
Billy Mack: "Come on and let it snow". Ouch.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: So, here it is one more time, the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one, "Christmas Is All Around". Thank you, Billy. After this, the news. Is the new prime minister in trouble already?More [04/03/2007 12:04:00]
[a bird flying out of a cranny startles Cavaldi. He shrieks and blindly fires two pistols into the air]
Cavaldi: I kill you, and take-a your eggs, and-!
[the bird poops on him]More [04/16/2007 12:04:00]
Mayor Kate Hennings: [smacks mosquito] One down, a six million to go.
Earl Smooter: Careful, you just killed the state bird of Alabama!More [04/20/2007 12:04:00]
Lope: What kind of bird is it, professor?
Professor Bromley: Oh, no bird...a giant pterydactyl...a flying reptile. It's been extinct for over 50 million years.
T.J.: Then what is it doing here?
Professor Bromley: Precisely...what is it doing here?More [05/26/2007 12:05:00]
Davy Jones: Ha ha... Lookie here boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly.
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!
[uses the Dead Man's Chest to trigger a line to pull him up to the Flying Dutchman's mast]More [05/31/2007 12:05:00]
Tweety Bird: Any sign of Wile E. Coyote?
William Strannix: No. Meet at the bird cage as planned, Roadrunner, out!
Krill: You're the roadrunner?
William Strannix: Yeah, never been caught. Mee-meep.More [06/14/2007 12:06:00]
John Valentine: [Just saw the weird creature on the wing of the plane] There's a man on the wing of this plane!
[Everyone looks out the windows on his side. But the creature has disappeared]
John Valentine: There was somebody out there. You gotta believe me!
Old Woman: I saw him. Green and slimy.
Old Man: Leave the poor man alone.
Old Woman: I'm only trying to help. You've got to deal with him.
John Valentine: It was lightning. At first I thought it was animal. Some kind of bird or something. But it was a man! There were flames coming out of the engine, and a flash of smoke. Maybe it was a technician who was caught on the side of the plane when it took off. How could he survive out there? The air's so thin, the blast of the wind. It's so cold.
[Begins to think it was only his imagination and feels embarrassed]
John Valentine: It's impossible, isn't it? Oh my god, I feel so stupid!
[Takes sedatives to sleep. Then laughs nervously]
John Valentine: Can you imagine? A naked man crawling along the wing of an airplane at 35,000 feet?More [06/23/2007 12:06:00]
Maid Marian: Oh Broomhilde, look! A happy little bluebird! Hello!
[the bird lands on her finger]
Maid Marian: This means I must make a wish. I wish against wish, I hope against hope, that the heavens bring me a kind and wonderful gentleman who possesses the key to my...
[looks at her chastity belt, then looks at Broomhilde]
Maid Marian: heart.
[bird flies away]
Maid Marian: Goodbye, my little friend.
Broomhilde: Ooh, that happy little bluebird has left a happy little do-do on your hand!More [06/27/2007 12:06:00]
Gracie Hart: You can do this. You know you can because you are Sam Fuller FBI. Nothing and nobody scares you. And I am Gracie Hart and at this moment I am also big bird and nothing scares me except... except loosing Cheryl, because having a friend like her and having any friend for me is a really really rare thing. Okay?
Sam Fuller: Okay but I am not singing.
Dolly Impersonator: And here's the fabulous Tina Turner.
Gracie Hart: Everything's going to be okay, just be Tina - -ish.More [06/27/2007 12:06:00]
Lady Bird Johnson had that extra-special Southern charm that you just can’t resist. Mrs. Goldwater was charming, too. And she was the smart one. She really didn’t want to be the First Lady at all. And she got her wish.More [07/25/2007 12:07:00]
Maddy: See, I think there's a plan. There's a design for each and every one of us. You look at nature. Bird flies somewhere, picks up a seed, shits the seed out, plant grows. Bird's got a job, shit's got a job, seed's got a job. And you've got a job.More [07/25/2007 12:07:00]
“Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die... Still you wait and will not try - A bird with wings who dares not rise and fly.”More [08/03/2007 12:08:00]
Harry: Where did you get those?
Lloyd: I bought them when we filled up.
Harry: We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd; we are on a very tight budget.
Lloyd: This didn't come out of our travel fund.
Lloyd: Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.
Harry: Where did you get 25 extra becks?
Lloyd: I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4-C.
Harry: The blind kid?
Lloyd: Yeah, ha ha! Yeah.
Harry: What did you sell him Lloyd?
Harry: What kinda stuff?
Lloyd: I don't know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, *cough* Petey.
Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!
Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it...
Blind Kid: Pretty bird, yeah, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?More [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?More [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Genie: Shouldn't we be bird watching?
Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon!... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.More [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Rebecca: Ummm... there's a fucking bird under the table.More [09/12/2007 12:09:00]
Lt. Comd. Dodge: Speaking of age, what do you think about our boat, Pascal?
Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: I feel I need a tetanus shot just from looking at it. The only thing holding her together, are the bird droppings, sir.More [09/23/2007 12:09:00]
Kronk: Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo. I am loving this.More [10/10/2007 12:10:00]
Danielle: A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?
Leonardo da Vinci: Then I shall have to make you wings.More [10/18/2007 12:10:00]
Ira Kane: If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
Harry Block: Lingerie.
Ira Kane: Not you, the bird.
Harry Block: Lingerie.More [10/22/2007 12:10:00]
Wayne Grey: [as they arm themselves in the sporting goods store] You ever use one of these things before?
Harry Block: Just 'cause I'm a schoolteacher, that don't make me a pussy.
Ira Kane: Ladies, ladies, there's a terrifying alien bird menacing the mall. Can we focus?More [10/22/2007 12:10:00]
[Uther and Cornwall meet]
Merlin: Show the sword! Behold! The Sword of Power! Excalibur! Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream!
Merlin: Speak the words!
Uther Pendragon: One land, one king! That is my peace, Cornwall!
Lord Cornwall: Lord Uther, if I yield to the Sword of Power, what will you yield?
Uther Pendragon: Me yield?
Merlin: He has given, now you must.
Uther Pendragon: The land from here to the sea shall be yours if you enforce the King's will!
Lord Cornwall: Done!
Merlin: [to himself] Good.
Lord Cornwall: King Uther, let us feast together! To my castle!More [10/22/2007 12:10:00]
[President Bush is on vacation and is bird hunting]
George W. Bush: Did I hear somebody say "nice shot"?
Aide: Nice shot.More [10/28/2007 12:10:00]
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