Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.More Bill Cosby [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.More Bill Cosby [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.More Bill Cosby [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.More Bill Cosby [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:38]
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:45]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:51]
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:58]
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:05]
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:19]
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:33]
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:39]
Gray hair is God's graffiti.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:46]
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:52]
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back homeMore Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:00]
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:07]
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:15]
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:22]
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:28]
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be firstMore Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:52]
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:04]
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:12]
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:19]
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:49]
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.More Bill Cosby [07/08/2011 06:07:56]

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