Michael Burch

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Michael Burch

Michael Burch

I'll not!
The gents are impressed
with the way that I'm dressed.
I wouldn't change even one spot.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Epigrams delight us into wisdom.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If God is good half the Bible is libel.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.More Michael Burch [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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