Mo Rocca

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Mo Rocca

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur that the computer mouse is a hotrod that the box is a cave that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.More Mo Rocca [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic, it's just crappy. It would have been ironic if she had lived in a place like Seattle, and traveled to the desert of Mexico for a wedding and it ended up raining there, but not in Seattle. Alanis always gets the last laugh though. We all sit here, saying her song isn't ironic, but in fact, that's pretty ironic that she wrote a song called Ironic that wasn't really ironic. Those Canadians are preMore Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.More Mo Rocca [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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