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Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham?
Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby!More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Vanessa Kensington: Look, I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off this suspicious feeling about Miss Fagina. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have been known to be jealous. I'm sorry.
Austin Powers: No, don't be sorry, baby. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her.
Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ?
Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant, did you use a condom?
Austin Powers: No, only sailors wear condoms baby.
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin.
Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: Yeah, baby, yeahMore Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
[guard starts dipping mechanism]
Dr. Evil: Close the tank!
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Paddy O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms.
[Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina laugh]
Paddy O'Brien: What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms!More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce... myself.More Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] Movie;Austin Powers:International ManofMystery[97] [08/06/2005 12:08:00]

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