Bob Wiley: Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: [riding in Leo's car, speaking as Leo drives] It was an interesting morning, fruitful. But it lacked the intensity that you and I generate together, the sparks that we get one-on-one. We just gotta figure out a way to work around your schedule. Could we work afternoons? 2:00 to 4:00? 3:00 to 5:00? Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
Dr. Leo Marvin: AHHHHHH!
[slams the brakes, gets out of the car, walks around, and opens Bob's door]
Bob Wiley: Are you saying you'd rather work mornings?
Dr. Leo Marvin: [nearly incomprehensible] GET OUTTA THE CAR!More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: Excuse me Phil, but with these particular symptoms, is Prozac the right choice?
Lily Marvin: You think Prozac is a mistake?
Bob Wiley: Well, with this kind of manic episode, I would think Librium might be a more effective management tool.
Phil: You could be right. I'll rewrite the prescription.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Catherine Tomsky: If you want to get rid of Bob, just tell him you won't treat him anymore.
Dr. Leo Marvin: Catherine, that's easy for you to say. The man is human Krazy Glue!
Dr. Catherine Tomsky: You should've never let him sleep in your pajamas, Leo.
Dr. Leo Marvin: I can't believe that I'm hearing this!
Dr. Catherine Tomsky: Relax, Leo.
Dr. Leo Marvin: I'M RELAXED!
Dr. Catherine Tomsky: Take a vacation.
Dr. Leo Marvin: I'M ON VACATION!More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: Good morning Gil. I said good morning, Gil.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Leo Marvin: Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?
Siggy: Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Siggy: I mean, my dad just dropped me in the water. He let me go with no warning. I mean, I nearly drowned. My whole life passed before my eyes.
Bob Wiley: You're lucky you're only 12.
Siggy: It was still grim.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Leo Marvin: Hahaha, Monday we'll eat Gil and Tuesday Bob.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Leo Marvin: Son of a bitch and BOB!More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Mr. Guttman: Hello, Dr. Marvin. The house looks nice.
Mrs. Guttman: Burn in hell, Dr. Marvin!More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: ...baby steps get on the elevator... baby steps get on the elevator... Ah, I'm on the elevator.
[Doors close]
Bob Wiley: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: [to man on bus] Hi. I'm Bob. Would you knock me out, please? Just hit me in the face.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: Dr. Marvin, I'M SAILING!
Dr. Leo Marvin: That's good, KEEP SAILING BOB!More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: [speaking to workers in a mental hospital] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: What are you doing with the gun, Dr. Marvin?
Dr. Leo Marvin: Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Leo Marvin: You understand right? There's no other solution. You won't go away.
Bob Wiley: Yes I will.
Dr. Leo Marvin: No you won't. You're just saying you will, so that when I don't kill you, you'll show up again and make everyone else in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a shmuck. But I'm not a shmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Leo Marvin: This is black powder, Bob. A teaspoon of it can blow up a tree stump.
Bob Wiley: How much you got there?
Dr. Leo Marvin: Twenty pounds.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Leo Marvin: Are you married?
Bob Wiley: I'm divorced.
Dr. Leo Marvin: Would you like to talk about that?
Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: what if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one... and my bladder explodes?More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Leo Marvin: All's I want is some peace and quiet!
Bob Wiley: Okay I'll be quiet.
Siggy: And I'll be peace!More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Dr. Leo Marvin: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch... bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Dr. Leo Marvin: Why exactly are you doing this?
Bob Wiley: Well, if I fake it then I don't have it.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Dr. Leo Marvin: You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone!
[Leo opens the door; there's Bob]
Bob Wiley: Is this some radical new therapy?
Dr. Leo Marvin: YOU SEE?More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]

Bob Wiley: I see salt and I see pepper, but I don't see a salt substitute.More Movie: What About Bob? [1991] Movie: What About Bob? [1991] [12/31/2005 12:12:00]