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Girl:
Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose.



Girl:
But I thought...



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
You thought, you thought. Just go. Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's *epidural*. Ha.

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Dolores:
The Complete Poems of John Lillison, England's greatest one-armed poet.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
He wrote 'In Dillman's Grove' and 'Pointy Birds.' O pointy birds, o pointy pointy, anoint my head, anointy-nointy.

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Dolores:
What are those assholes doing on the porch?



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced *azaleas*.

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[During surgery]



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Get that cat outta here.

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people.

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
What are they saying?



Dr. Conrad:
They are just saying 'murmur, murmur, murmur.'



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
You mean it's just sort of a general murmur?



Dr. Conrad:
Yeah. Murmur.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Oh.


[to the crowd]



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
You may *murmur* all you like.



Crowd:
[distinctly] Murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur.

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Gladstone:
I wanted to inform the Doctor of her passing.



Dolores Benedict:
Passing what?

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
I am making a citizens divorce. By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! Ipso facto, coitus interuptus!

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
You. You're the elevator killer. Merv Griffin.



Merv Griffin:
Yeah.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Why?



Merv Griffin:
I don't know. I've always just loved to kill. I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and - it's just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, *everybody* recognized me. I couldn't even lurk anymore. I'd hear, "Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?" So I came to Europe to kill. And it's really worked out very well for me.

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Inspector:
You are playing God.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
*Somebody* has to.

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Dolores Benedict:
I get so excited when you get angry. It makes me feel so much closer to the reading of the will.

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence.



Dr. Necessiter:
Nonsense. If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it.

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Dr. Brandon:
Well, Dr. Beckerman was murdered in Europe - you know that.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Exactly. Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away.

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Dolores Benedict:
If you lay one finger on me, I'll kill you.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.



Dolores Benedict:
Nobody's going to keep me from working in this town.

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
I can't.



Fran:
Can't what?



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
I can't inject you with window cleaner.



Fran:
I don't mind. Hey, what does it do anyway?



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
It causes your brain to die last.



Fran:
I don't mind.

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Dolores Benedict:
I'll get you for this, you nigger kike wop.

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Journalist:
Were you interested in science as a child?



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
I don't know if I was interested so much in the science as I was in the slime that goes along with it. Snakes and frogs. When I saw how slimy the human brain was, I knew that's what I wanted to do for the rest of my life.

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Into the mud, scum queen.

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Dr. Necessiter's butler:
Can I get you anything more, doctor? I'm about to retire.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Really? You seem so young.

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Butler:
You and your wife are expected for dinner.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
My wife won't be coming.



Butler:
Oh, I trust she is not ill?



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut.



Butler:
Ja, I have heard this.

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Dr. Necessiter:
As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
I couldn't fuck a gorilla.

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Anne Uumellmahaye:
I don't think there's a girl floating in a jar anywhere who's as happy as I am.

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Olsen:
Is that her?



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
No, its just a statue of her.

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Would you read that last bit back to me? I'm afraid it might make me sound pompous to your readers.



Olsen:
'My brilliant research in brain transplantation is unsurpassed, and will probably make my name live beyond eternity'.



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
Oh, no, no; that's good. But take out the 'probably'. It makes me sound wishy-washy.

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[Sees all the brains in Dr Necessiter's lab]



Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr:
So many brains. I feel like a kid in a candy store.

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