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Movie: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter B Movie: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter B

Orville:
Are you Mister S., for Sigerson, Holmes?



Sigerson Holmes:
Perhaps.



Orville:
Do you have a brother whose first name is Sherlock?



Sigerson Holmes:
I do not.



Orville:
You do have a brother?



Sigerson Holmes:
I do.



Orville:
Might I inquire as to his first name?



Sigerson Holmes:
"Sheer luck."

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Sigerson Holmes:
The clue obviously lies in the word "cheddar." Let's see now. Seven letters. Rearranged, they come to, let me see: "Rachedd." "Dechdar." "Drechad." "Chaderd" - hello, chaderd! Unless I'm very much mistaken, chaderd is the Egyptian word meaning "to eat fat." Now we're getting somewhere!

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Sigerson Holmes:
You call this tea?



Orville:
No, I call that hot water.

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Jenny Hill:
My name is Jenny Hill, and I'm simultaneously funny and sad.

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Jenny Hill:
How do you do? My name is Bessie Bellwood.



Sigerson Holmes:
LIAR!



Jenny Hill:
Oh! You don't fool around, do you? How do you know that I'm not Bessie Bellwood?



Sigerson Holmes:
[singing] There's no harm in taking a kiss/It's never missed...



Jenny Hill:
[singing next line] If I'd known that love was like this, should I have kissed?



Sigerson Holmes:
[singing] Love's a game if you are clever/Play your cards and go...



Jenny Hill:
[singing next line] Love with me will last forever/That is all I know - chorus! - But you don't love as I love...



Sigerson Holmes:
All right, all right, enough!


[singing]



Sigerson Holmes:
Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy poo/Quite a farmer's daughter, Phyllis...



Jenny Hill:
[hesitant singing] Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, pig - Well, I don't think I know that one.



Sigerson Holmes:
Pity! Next time you decide to impersonate a music hall singer who's been dead for the past twelve years, I suggest you learn her full repertoire! Won't you come in, MISS LIAR?

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Gambetti's Opera Troupe:
[rushed, panicked singing] The chicken was in peril/The princess was delicious...

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Jenny Hill:
[fearfully wailing a song] Away, away, away, away, away, away, away...



Sigerson Holmes:
What are you doing?



Jenny Hill:
Whenever I'm petrified, I either cry or sing.


[continues]



Orville:
London streets and places of all interest! Abby Road! Abby Street! Abigail Gardens! Abbington Road! Adelphi Terrace! Adelphi Theatre!...

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Sigerson Holmes:
"Eduardo Gambetti"? The name strikes a bell. Ever heard of him, Sacker?



Orville:
[slaps head; low voice] "Oh, not Gambetti again!"


[high voice]



Orville:
"'Fraid so, sir."


[low]



Orville:
"Fat little fart, fancies himself as an opera singer."


[high]



Orville:
"That's him, sir."


[low]



Orville:
"Pour us some tea, will you, Sacker?"


[normal voice]



Orville:
Yes, sir.


[low]



Orville:
"How does he do it, Greerson?"


[high]



Orville:
"Pays the highest prices for spicy lettuce, sir. Everything on the market goes to Gambetti."


[low]



Orville:
"Oh, the swine."


[high]



Orville:
"Swine he may be, sir, but he certainly is the cleverest of all the blackmailers."


[smiles]



Jenny Hill:
I'm not sure... What just happened?



Sigerson Holmes:
Never mind. I'll explain it to you later.

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Sigerson Holmes:
Jenny!


[singing]



Sigerson Holmes:
Have you seen the latest dance that's come along?/Jenny, go and put your Sunday hat and jacket on/There's going to be some jollicky, come with me, happy-py, fill your heart with ecstasy/Jenny/



Jenny Hill:
It's the greatest thing creation's ever known/



Sigerson Holmes:
Take a little tip from me/Hold tight/



Jenny Hill:
I'm all right/



Sigerson Holmes:
When you do the/



Jenny Hill:
H/



Sigerson Holmes:
O/



Jenny Hill:
P/



Orville:
Come... on... and/



Sigerson Holmes, Jenny Hill, Orville:
Hop/Hop/Come and do the kangaroo hop/Hop/That's the dance for me and you/If you're over 80, you can waltz a little while/But hopping about the parlor is the very latest style/Come on and hop/Hop/Hear the music goin' pop/You'll never, never want to stop/There's no other kind of dance at all/So come along, my honey, make the others look small/Come and do the kangaroo/If you know what's good for you/Come and do the kangaroo hop...

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Moriarty:
[Gambetti's just caught him trying to break a vase over his head] You've got a lovely vase.



Eduardo Gambetti, Blackmailer:
And *you* got a lovely face!

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[first lines]



Royal Herald:
The Foreign Secretary, Lord Redcliff!



Lord Redcliff:
[rehearsing what to say under his breath] Your Majesty, being inside of your confidence is the greatest joy I've ever known. Ahem...



Queen Victoria:
[handing him the document] Lord Redcliff, the fate of England is now in your hands.



Lord Redcliff:
Your Confidence... being inside of Your Majesty is the greatest single joy I've ever known.


[realizing what he's said, he tosses the document away]



Lord Redcliff:
Woof!



Lord Redcliff:
It's alright, Your Majesty! I've got it! I've got it. All's well that ends well!



Queen Victoria:
Shit.

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Cameo appearance:
Is this rotten or wonderfully brave?

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[Sigerson is trying to seduce her]



Jenny Hill:
Would you like me to warm your pe - your tea?

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Jenny Hill:
I'm not proud of what I did!



Sigerson Holmes:
You've just told me a magnificent success story! Overlooking the fact that you're a liar, a thief, a traitor, and a whore, I don't see what should be bothering you!

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Jenny Hill:
[singing] Oh, what regret when love devours my heart? Ohhhhhhhhh...


[two gunshots]



Jenny Hill:
Shit.


[singing]



Jenny Hill:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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[singing]



Sigerson Holmes:
Why don't we all drink/Some very sexy wine?

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