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Movie: Sister Act [1992] Movie: Sister Act [1992]

[in a casino, to a group of nuns all dressed in full habit]



Mother Superior:
Brace yourself, sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in.

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Biker #2:
This turns into a nun's bar, I'm outta here.

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Eddie:
Nice church, huh?



Delores:
Yes, very nice. Look, what am I gonna be? Quasimodo in the belfry? What is this?



Eddie:
I want you to stay here for a while.



Delores:
Where?



Eddie:
In the convent. It's the safest place in the world. You think Vince is gonna look for you in a convent?



Delores:
Wh... in the what?



Eddie:
The convent.



Delores:
You must be out of your... You know what? I'm gonna go back and work this out with Vince. You're a lunatic! I'm not gonna be in no damn convent with these people. These people don't even have sex!

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[in a classroom in 1968]



Nun:
Who can name all the apostles? Yes, Deloris?



Little Delores:
John, Paul, George... and Ringo!


[the children laugh]



Nun:
Deloris Wilson, you are the most unruly, disobedient girl in this school! Now, I want you to march right up to that blackboard and write the names of all the apostles alphabetically.


[Little Deloris walks up to the blackboard and writes "John, Paul, Peter" and "Elvis" in big letters, underlined. The children laugh again]



Nun:
This is enough! You are hopeless, and I wash my hands of you. Mark my words, Deloris. If you continue on this disruptive track, it will lead straight to the devil. Have you any idea what girls like you become?


[Little Deloris smiles]

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[at the end of her song at the Moonlight Lounge]



Delores:
Good night, ladies and gentlemen!



Michelle, Tina:
[singing] Heat wave!



Delores:
You don't give a shit.



Michelle
, Tina:
[singing] Heat wave!



Delores:
Let's get the hell outta here.



Michelle
, Tina:
[singing] Heat wave!


[the song ends and only two people applaud]

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[after seeing Deloris on TV, when she should be hiding]



Eddie:
I'm gonna kill her! I'm gonna kill her myself!

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Sister Mary Robert:
I'm so nervous. What if I forget the words?



Sister Mary Clarence:
You're gonna go straight to hell.

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Delores:
[after putting on the habit] Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for covering a little bulge, but now I've got holster hips.



Mother Superior:
People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you I imagine. A disguise is necessary to protect us all. While you are here you will conduct yourself as a nun, only I will know who and what you truly are. You will draw no attention to yourself whatsoever.



Delores:
But look at me! I'm a nun! I'm a penguin!



Mother Superior:
As from now and until you leave you are Sister Mary Clarence.



Delores:
Mary Clarence? Like Clarence Williams the Third from The Mod Squad?



Mother Superior:
Mary is in deference to our Holy Mother. Clarence is in honor of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are three vows every nun must accept. The vow of poverty.



Delores:
Mmm.



Mother Superior:
The vow of obedience.



Delores:
Mm-Hmm.



Mother Superior:
And the vow of chastity.



Delores:
I am out of here with that one.

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Sister Mary Clarence:
Bless us oh Lord for these thine gifts which we are about to recieve. And uh... ye Lord, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I shall fear no hunger. We want you to give us our day of daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands... by the powers vested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen.

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Sister Mary Clarence:
Don't worry, we will always be together.



Mary Lazarus:
That's what Diana Ross said!

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Sister Mary Robert:
[looking at Reno from the helicopter] It's beautiful!



Sister Mary Patrick:
And what a lovely name, Reno!



Mother Superior:
...and Gomorrah!

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Mother Superior:
From what I hear, your singing career is almost non-existent and your married lover wants you dead! God has brought you here - take the hint.

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Sister Mary Clarence:
So what do we do now?



Mother Superior:
It's nine o'clock. Pleasant dreams.



Sister Mary Clarence:
Are you telling me we go to bed by nine?



Mother Superior:
If I were you, I might use this time to think about my life and its direction. Or lack thereof.



Sister Mary Clarence:
There is nothing wrong with my life. Before I came here I had a career, I had friends, I had clothes that fit. Before I came here, I was okay.



Mother Superior:
Oh, really? From what I here, your singing career was almost non-existant, and your married lover wants you dead. God has brought you here. Take the hint.

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[discussing convents]



Sister Mary Lazarus:
A progressive convent? Sounds awful. I liked my convent in Vancouver. Out in the woods. It wasn't all modern like some of these new-fangled convents. We didn't have electricity. Bare feet, cold water. They were nuns.



Sister Mary Patrick:
Sounds wonderful!



Sister Mary Lazarus:
It was hell on earth, I loved it. This place is a Hilton.

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Delores:
What are you gonna do? Stick me in a bag and bury me? Forget it!

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Mother Superior:
This is not a theater or a casino.



Sister Mary Clarence:
Yeah, you see that's the problem. People like going to theaters and they like going to casinos but they don't like coming to church. Why? Because it's a drag.

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Mother Superior:
Girl groups? Boogie woogie on the piano? What were you thinking?



Delores:
I was thinkin' more like Vegas, y'know, get some butts in the seats.



Mother Superior:
And what next? Popcorn? Curtain calls? This is not a theater or a casino.



Delores:
Yeah, but that's the problem. See, people like going to theaters, and they like going to casinos, but they don't like coming to church. Why? Because it's a drag. But we could change all that, see? We could pack this joint.



Mother Superior:
Through blasphemy? You have corrupted the entire choir!


[in the hall, Monsignor O'Hara enters]



Monsignor O'Hara:
Excuse me.


[he listens to the argument]



Delores:
How can you say that?'! I worked my butt of with these women! They've given up their free time to do this, and they're good! I mean, sister, we could, we could ROCK this place!



Mother Superior:
OUT of the question! As of tomorrow, Mary Lazarus resumes her leadership of the choir.


[Monsignor knocks on the door]



Mother Superior:
COME IN!

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Sister Mary Robert:
Reverend Mother, I know you and Mary Clarence didn't always agree but we have to help her. Please.



Sister Mary Patrick:
We've gotta save her.



Sister Mary Lazarus:
We can't leave it up to the feds.

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[chasing a nun he thinks is Deloris]



Vince:
Hey babe.


[Nun turns round, it's Mary Lazarus]



Sister Mary Lazarus:
Yes, sweetheart?

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Sister Mary Patrick:
Why would anyone kidnap a nun?



Sister Mary Lazarus:
Were they Catholics?

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[during a clandestine midnight ice cream feast with Mary Robert, Mary Patrick and Mary Clarence]



Sister Mary Lazarus:
This is a sin, it's a wicked indulgence. Didn't they have any butter pecan?

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Eddie:
Can I call you Dolores?



Dolores:
You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me alive.

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Delores:
What am I gonna do here? I'm gonna go crazy! There's nothing but a lot of white women dressed as nuns! What am I gonna do here?



Eddie:
Pray.



Delores:
Pray?

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Mother Superior:
[about Dolores] That is not a person you can hide, that is a conspicuous person designed to stick out.

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[in the casino, trying to find Mary Clarence]



Sister Mary Patrick:
Hi, excuse me, sorry. Has anyone seen a nun? A Carmelite nun? No? Sure? OK, thanks.

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