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Movie: Problem Child 2 [1991] Movie: Problem Child 2 [1991]

Ben Healy:
Junior, you remember Ms. Klaukinski.



Junior:
How could I forget? Her pie gave us the runs.

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Murph:
You don't know who you're talking to. I'm a senior student at this school.



Junior:
No shit, you've been here since 1970.

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Lawanda Dumore:
Listen here you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!

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Mr. Peabody:
I'll have to call you back. I gotta deal with one of the little weenies right now.


[Hangs up phone and then talks through intercom]



Mr. Peabody:
Send the little sweetheart in.

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Ben Healey:
Junior, 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education. If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself.



Junior Healy:
I'm sure I'll take a few others down with me.

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Trixie:
You're gonna wish you'd never been born.



Junior:
Ooh! I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl!

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[Junior is about to draw a mustache on a photo of Annie]



Trixie:
I wouldn't do that if I were you!



Junior:
If I were you I wouldn't do alot of things, like go out in public.

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[after Junior shows the town a video of his babysitter and her boyfriend having sex]



Ben Healey:
Junior, we're new here! Can't we at least attempt to fit in?



Junior Healey:
What are you getting onto me for? I didn't do anything. I just watched it.



Ben Healey:
Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood.



Junior Healey:
I didn't hear any complaints.

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[Trixie just tied up the players for the puppet show and continues it herself]



Trixie:
[as Uncle Sam] Sorry about the delay folks, but we are having technical difficulties.


[as Baldy]



Trixie:
Yeah I had to scratch my balls!

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[seeing his made-over bedroom]



Junior:
Clowns! I hate clowns! This woman is busting my balls!

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Junior:
But my dad said the 3rd grade is the foundation of my education.



Mr. Peabody:
Oh, your dad said that. Your dad is a Moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is?, that's what your dad is.

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'Big' Ben Healy:
[finds his own dog in a yard sale] Nippy, what the hell are you doing here? They're selling you for a nickel?

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Junior:
Ahh, finally I get some room in here.



'Big' Ben Healy:
You little psycho, this time you've gone too far.



Junior:
Ah, shut your trap.



'Big' Ben Healy:
You're an evil boy. And you've gotta learn to respect your elders. If your old man won't teach you some manners, by god I will.

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Ben Healy:
Junior, now you get out of this car! You are going to school.



Junior:
No way I'd rather eat a turd!

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Junior:
[thinking in his head] The bitch... must die!

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Junior:
[thinking in his head] This babysitter sucks!

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