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Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999]

Loretta: A rich family in a small town, it makes the papers when one of them takes a shit!More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Gladys Leeman: You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Voice of Documentarian: So what was the theme of the pageant last year?
Gladys Leeman: Last year? It was, "Buy American."
Voice of Documentarian: And the year before that?
Gladys Leeman: "U.S.A. is A-okay."
Voice of Documentarian: Can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?
Gladys Leeman: "Can I? I'm Amer-I-Can!" People ask me where I get this. I don't know, it's, maybe a gift from God or somethin'.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Voice of Documentarian: So you've, uh, you've judged a lot of pageants over the years?
John: Nope. No. Uh-uh. Never judged a pageant before in my life. Nope. No way. Never around young girls. Even if I was, why would I wanna be, y'know? I- I- I don't get off on that kinda thing and that's really why you're askin', right?... S- someone say somethin'?More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Hank Vilmes: Ow, Harold, Mom said not the head.
Harold Vilmes: Well, Mom's dead, so shut your fly trap.
Hank Vilmes: I will if you shut your piehole.
Harold Vilmes: Don't make me kick ya where the good Lord split ya.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Hank Vilmes: Are we on "Cops" again?More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Loretta: Are we on 'Cops' again?More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Hank Vilmes: I know who da winner is... I know... I know who da winner is!
John: That's it... you shut your damn mouth ya frickin' retard
[jumps across table onto Hank, tackling him]
Harold Vilmes: [pulls John off Hank and pushes him into chair] Back off, now listen
[pulls John's tie off, it is a clip on, and throws it]
Harold Vilmes: Hanky can't help it if he was born crazier than a shit house rat!
John: Why didn't you leave 'im with a sitter?
[Hank starts to cry]
Harold Vilmes: Nice John... real nice... you know the babysitter's dead!More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Loretta: Can one of yous boys give me a ride home?
Annette Atkins: Don't fall for it. She lives two trailers down.
Loretta: So? Be real easy.
Annette Atkins: Go on home, Loretta. Come on. Go on, the party's over.
Loretta: Anyone?More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Amber Atkins: Yah, my ma's clothes all melted onto mine forming, like, this big polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some kinda weird miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Hanson, found my tap costume on the roof o' their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his dad. Here's the weird part: it was still on the hanger.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Amber Atkins: I don't eat shellfish. Mom always says, "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned." She should know.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Amber Atkins: This is bullshit!
Iris Clark: That is not American Teen Princess language!
Amber Atkins: Well this isn't an American Teen Princess Pageant! This... This... This is Nazi Germany!More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Gladys Leeman: He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Pastor: And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Amber Atkins: My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said?
Loretta: Once a carnie, always a carnie.
Amber Atkins: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Annette Atkins: Who's this?
Amber Atkins: Oh, they're here to see my room and film me for their movie.
Annette Atkins: If they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
[answering "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"]
Becky Ann Leeman: I'd have good strong roots in a town like Mt. Rose, a solid Christian trunk, and long, leafy branches to provide shade for handicapped kids on a hot summer day.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Nurse: Hello Miss Sad Pants, and her friend, Serious Sally! How about a nice cool mint to help turn those frowns upside down?
Loretta: Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass?More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
[during the pageant interview]
Harold Vilmes: Name and spell all the United States in alphabetical order.
Amber Atkins: Seriously?More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Loretta: What is wrong with you?
Amber Atkins: I don't know. I just didn't wanna win like this.
Loretta: You stop right there. You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.
Amber Atkins: Really?
Loretta: No. It's pure bullshit, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it.
Amber Atkins: Okay.
Loretta: Do you guys want some shots? I'm buyin'!More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Amber Atkins: Hi. I'm Amber Atkins, and I am signing up 'cause two of my favorite persons in the world competed in pageants: my mom and Diane Sawyer. Of course, I want to end up more like Diane Sawyer than my mom.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Becky Ann Leeman: My mom gave me this 9 mill for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I'll always remember what she put on the card. "Jesus Loves Winners". That's why I always aim to win.More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Loretta: Best damn tapper, most smartest.
Annette Atkins: Most smartest?
Loretta: Most smartest!More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Terry Macey: And you are...
Amber Atkins: Mount Rose American Teen Princess.
Terry Macey: Funny, you don't look dead!More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]
Colleen Douglas: [with forced sobriety] People, people - wait, wait a minute, here. Uh, while we haven't ruled out sabotage from neighboring state pageants - Iowa, Wisconsin, North Dakota...
Terry Macey: Yeah.
Colleen Douglas: Dakota.
Terry Macey: Ohio...
Colleen Douglas: That bitch from...
Terry Macey: What?
Colleen Douglas: Wisconsin.
Terry Macey: All right, then.
Colleen Douglas: The bitch.
Terry Macey: The important thing is that we have a winner...More Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous [1999] [08/12/2007 12:08:00]

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