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Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002]

Austin Powers: Oops. I did it again, baby.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Goldmember: I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: I'm Dougie, I'm Dougie.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Goldmember: I love gooooooold.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Mini-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.
Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to?More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Fat Bastard: Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Britney Spears: Is it true what they say about you?
[Mini-me whispers in her ear]
Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seaman!
[Laughs, then notices he isn't getting any laughs from his submarine crew]
Dr. Evil: No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It's kind of my thing, you know...
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Foxxy Cleopatra: Well, the future better get ready for me. 'Cause I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Fat Bastard: [looking at the toilet] What? I didn't have any corn!More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Nigel Powers: [rubs throat] Ow...
Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?
Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.
Nigel Powers, Austin Powers: I thank you!More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: [to a Japanese industrialist named Mr. Roboto] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Foxxy Cleopatra: Sha-zam.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Dr. Evil: All right, let me find my balls for God's sakes. 1, 2... and 3, okay; I'm ok.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His farger?
Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.
Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. Oh, his *father*.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Nigel Powers: So, er, little fella, I was wondering... is everything... in proportion... down there?
[Mini-Me Nods unsure]
Nigel Powers: You know, your bobby dangler, kiggle sick, your admiral-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.
[Mini-Me unzips his pants]
Nigel Powers: My lord! you're a tripod. What you been feedin' that thing, eh? Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!
[Mini-Me nods, smiling]More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Goldmember: Right in the kanickies.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Nigel Powers: All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
Goldmember: What? Take the fahza away! Dutch hater! And now, it is time to say goodbye. Dr. Evil's orders. Which, for you, is bad news bears.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Nigel Powers: There are two things in the world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: [to Foxy Cleopatra] You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Nigel Powers: Easy peasy, lemon-squeasy. What, is this your first day on the job or something? Look, this is how it goes; You try to attack me, one at a time, and I knock you both out with a single punch. Ready? Go!
[Dr. Evil's henchmen do exactly as he predicted]
Nigel Powers: Judo chop. Judo chop.
Dr. Evil: Oh, he's good.
Henchman Sailor: [Approaches warily]
Nigel Powers: Do you know who I am?
Henchman Sailor: [Nods]
Nigel Powers: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman Sailor: [Nods again]
Nigel Powers: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]
Austin Powers: You know Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
[speaking to the camera]
Austin Powers: I thank you.More Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002] [08/08/2005 12:08:00]

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