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Movie: Aladdin and the King of Thieves [1995] Movie: Aladdin and the King of Thieves [1995]

Iago:
You're a good guy, Cassim. But not *too* good.

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Genie:
Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! Pocahontas.

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Genie:
And your name is...?



Thor:
[with a lisp] I'm Thor.



Genie:
You're Thor?



Thor:
[with a lisp] Well it hurts.

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[Cassim has not showed up at the wedding]



Aladdin:
Where IS he?


[Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King]



Genie:
Hakuna Matata.


[Changes back]



Genie:
WHOA. I was having an out-of-movie experience.

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Iago:
Allow me to introduce...


[Cassim laughs]



Cassim:
The King of Thieves.


[Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie]



Genie:
All units, we have a Code Red.

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Genie:
Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand - it's everywhere, get used to it.

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Aladdin:
Well, they have no where to go. We got 'em trapped.



Iago:
*We*? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.

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Iago:
Meet your match, Zorro!



Cassim:
Good birdie. Polly want a little...?



Iago:
Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle!

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[the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his way through them]



Aladdin:
Genie...



Genie:
Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.



Aladdin:
Genie... meet my dad.



Genie:
[confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.


[all other genies disappear leaving him alone]

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Genie:
Al, you're back! And your front! You're both here!

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Genie:
Maybe you-you could elope. No, you can't elope... But, oh, honey dew!

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Princess Jasmine:
[after knocking out one of the thieves] That was for ruining my wedding.

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Genie:
Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment!


[a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously]



Genie:
Put that bear outta here.

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Genie:
[as Forrest Gump] Mama always said, "Magic is as magic does".

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Aladdin:
Where is my father?



The Magic Oracle:
[points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world.

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Genie:
[as Bing Crosby] I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob?



Genie:
[as Bob Hope] That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields.

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Genie:
If you're Al's dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.



Cassim:
Yeah?



Genie:
Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?

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Genie:
[Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other end!

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[Aladdin has asked the Genie for a distraction, so he flies in the turtle's face and begins punching it to no effect]



Genie:
[as a wrestler] Aaaargh! Boom! Another big blow to the head.


[head butts it]



Genie:
Boom!



Genie:
[as a wrestling commentator] Oh, no, he's got him in the half-nelson! Now he's got him in the full-nelson! Oh, no, the dreaded Ozzie Nelson!



Genie:
[as Ozzie Nelson] Rick? Boys? Maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening?



Genie:
[commentator again, floats inside the turtle as he talks] He's comin' in quick! Oh, no, he's up! He's down! And he's actually inside the turtle! We'll be right back after a brief message.


[the turtle closes it's mouth on him]



Genie:
Tickle, tickle, tickle!


[the turtle's pupils shrink]

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Genie:
[after elephants run over the Magic Carpet] Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant. So this isn't a bad day for you really, is it?

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The Magic Oracle:
I see all that has been, and all that will be.

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Thief:
[singing] Are you out or in?



Smaller Thief:
[singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim?

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Genie:
[singing] They're finally getting married!



Sultan of Agrabah:
[singing] They're finally getting married!



Thieves:
[singing] They're finally getting married!



Iago:
[singing] Look at all these presents!



Princess Jasmine:
[singing] We're finally getting married!



Abu the Monkey:
[squeaking] You're finally getting married!



Aladdin:
[singing] I'm finally getting married!

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Genie:
[singing] There's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / But there's something missing... yes, a-ha!



Sultan of Agrabah:
Where is the groom?

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Merchant:
[singing] So it goes, short and sweet / they were wed down the street / may their marriage be truly blessed / Happy end to the tale and tomorrow's a sale / So I'd better go home and rest / Here's a kiss and a hug / sure you don't need a rug? / I assure you, the price is right / Well, salaam, worthy friend / come back soon, that's the end / 'Til another Arabian Night!

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