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Carlotta:
Kathleen, dear, I know that impeccable taste is not your strong suit, so trust me when I tell you that cheap Mexican mosaics are entirely inappropriate as tomb d├ęcor. Unless, of course, one happens to be an Aztec.

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Kathleen:
Y'all can snap at me all you want, but just remember, you'll never cheat me out of my inheritance.



Marshall:
Now, Kathleen, why would we want to do that? After all, you gave Daddy ten of the best months of your life. Certainly ought to be worth thirty or forty million.

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Big Guy:
First off, I want to apologize to you for lettin' you grow up an orphan.



Wild Bill:
Oh, don't worry about that.



Big Guy:
But please do not let the mysterious circumstances surrounding your birth besmirch the character of your good and saintly mother. She was a fine woman of highest moral fiber, even though I was only privileged to know her for a few short hours.

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[Carlotta talks on the telephone]



Carlotta:
I don't care if it's a telethon for gum disease, just so long as I'm Chairperson and the press shows up!

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Kathleen:
I worked too hard to get where I am.



Marshall:
Yeah, pulled yourself up by your bra-straps.

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Carlotta:
Kathleen, before you proceed with another of your sophomoric snit-fits, you should know I tied up all the family boxes so the Westchesters couldn't sit in them. You want Wild Bill and his little Bootsie swillin' beer and shellin' peanuts at the Philharmonic in a box with our name on it?

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Carlotta:
Marshall, will you stop that incessant wheezing?



Marshall:
Carlotta, I happen to have asthma.



Carlotta:
Well, have it somewhere else, I'm talkin'!

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Kathleen:
Well, I don't care two hoots for this cryogenic-frozen business. I'd like to march right down to that crypt and turn up his little thermostat!

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Kathleen:
I mean, how can a person date when her husband's lying a hundred yards away in a tank full of liquid nitrogen?

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Carlotta:
We did let Bootsie and Wild Bill move in and they did tell George how nicely we've treated them.



Marshall:
Of course, there was that incident with the broken cellar stair, the fallen chandelier and that ugly bout with botulism.

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Bootsie:
Well, hon, you don't have to be up before dawn to know that half the women in Memphis are in love with Stanley. Kathleen's in love with him too.



Stanley:
Bootsie, Kathleen's my stepmother!



Bootsie:
I know. But somehow, I don't think that's gonna stop her.

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Carlotta:
Yes, first it was difficult for me to believe that I could be related, even by marriage, to a woman who thinks the pinnacle of good taste is owning a rug with Elvis Presley's face on it.

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Carlotta:
Mother B, Kathleen was married to Big Guy after your divorce.



Mother B:
Oh. Well, just don't forget to put out after dinner!

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Marshall:
Well, my father was not a sentimental man, so I'll just say this. Here's to Big Guy Beck. He lived for better or for worse, but he's dead for good.

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Carlotta:
Really, Stanley, who ever heard of toasting with a soft drink?



Stanley:
Well, Carlotta, I drink this 'cause I'm proud. I'm a Pepper.

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Mother B.:
Bootsie, do you know "Spread Your Tiny Things and Fly Away?"



Stanley:
It's "Wings," Mama.



Marshall:
She's always one word off!


[The family finishes singing the "Happy Birthday Song"]



Mother B:
Alright, everybody rub my bottom and make a wish!

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Mother B.:
I don't know, Stanley. Guess I'm just gettin' tired of bein' around old people.



Stanley:
Well, Mama, maybe you oughta try bein' around some younger ones for a change.



Mother B.:
Oh, young people, old people, what's the difference? They're all high on painkillers!

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Carlotta:
Stanley, until you have managed to transcend your impertinent and incredibly obnoxious James-Dean-period, I prefer that you address me only through my attorney.

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[Marshall holds up an egg]



Marshall:
How do you get these open?

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Bootsie:
Listen to this riddle. "Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby is a little bigger."

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Carlotta:
Kathleen, dear, I suggest you stay out of this or I will verbally annihilate you. I will cut you off at the knees. I will take that two-cent accent and perfectly coiffed hairdo and stuff it down your demurely concealed, but nevertheless dime store cleavage!



Marshall:
You know, Carlotta, you would have made a great ranch foreman on Big Valley.

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Carlotta:
If you refuse to pay servants, you leave us no choice but to adopt small, pliant children from underprivileged countries.

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Carlotta:
Were you aware, Marshall, that there is no valet parking at K-Mart?



Marshall:
No, I wasn't.



Carlotta:
Then you also probably did not know that people look real stupid driving their own limousines!

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Marshall:
Carlotta, is it my fault my daddy passed away and tied up all our money? Am I to be endlessly punished and unmercifully criticized because he's forced us to live with his illegitimate son and ten-cent wife?



Carlotta:
Yes, I want you hurt!

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Marshall:
What is that, anyway?



Carlotta:
A Dukes of Hazzard belt-buckle. I don't know what got into me. Bootsie said it was the special of the day. Everyone was buying it; there was only one left. I became confused and forced it out of a small child's hand!

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