Woody Allen

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Woody Allen

Woody Allen

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I am at two with nature.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Marriage is the death of hope.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Eighty percent of success is showing up.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can neverMore Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.More Woody Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.More Woody Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]

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