Frank Zappa

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Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.More Frank Zappa [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airportMore Frank Zappa [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!More Frank Zappa [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Who are the brain police?More Frank Zappa [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.More Frank Zappa [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.More Frank Zappa [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.More Frank Zappa [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:01]
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:17]
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:56]
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:02]
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:39]
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:53]
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:00]
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:06]
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:13]
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:24]
Without deviation progress is not possible.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:30]
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.More Frank Zappa [07/09/2011 06:07:52]
Jazz is not dead - it just smells funnyMore Frank Zappa [01/03/2012 02:01:21]
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.More Frank Zappa [01/03/2012 02:01:27]
Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.More Frank Zappa [01/03/2012 02:01:02]
Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoonMore Frank Zappa [01/03/2012 02:01:07]
Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.More Frank Zappa [01/03/2012 02:01:16]
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beerMore Frank Zappa [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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