Ogden Nash

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Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.More Ogden Nash [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:58]
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:15]
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:24]
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:28]
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:33]
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:55]
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:21]
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:55]
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:59]
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:04]
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:08]
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:13]
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:21]
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.More Ogden Nash [07/12/2011 01:07:17]

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