Dean Martin

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Dean Martin

Dean Martin

it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for thatMore Dean Martin [05/02/2006 12:05:00]
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.More Dean Martin [05/02/2006 12:05:00]
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.More Dean Martin [05/02/2006 12:05:00]
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.More Dean Martin [05/02/2006 12:05:00]
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.More Dean Martin [05/02/2006 12:05:00]
Routine plays that we have been making, we just didn't make them.More Dean Martin [05/02/2006 12:05:00]
I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.More Dean Martin [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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