Fred Allen

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Fred Allen

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.More Fred Allen [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.More Fred Allen [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be done.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have room for three carraway seeds and a producer's heart. -Fred Allen.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.More Fred Allen [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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