Jerome Jerome

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Jerome Jerome

Jerome Jerome

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me; the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby it.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The shy man does have some slight revenge upon society for the torture it inflicts upon him. He is able, to a certain extent, to communicate his misery. He frightens other people as much as they frighten him. He acts like a damper upon the whole room, and the most jovial spirits become, in his presence, depressed and nervous.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Some people are under the impression that all that is required to make a good fisherman is the ability to tell lies easily and without blushing; but this is a mistake. Mere bald fabrication is useless; the veriest tyro can manage that. It is in the circumstantial detail, the embellishing touches of probability, the general air of scrupulous -- almost of pedantic -- veracity, that the experienced angler is seen.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.More Jerome Jerome [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:49]
Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:01]
I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:13]
If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:39]
It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:51]
It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:55]
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:02]
It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:09]
People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:40]
There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:09]
Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:17]
We drink one another's health and spoil our own.More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:29]
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
More Jerome Jerome [08/08/2011 05:08:47]
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for
hours. I love to keep it by me: the idea of getting rid of it
nearly breaks my heart.More Jerome Jerome [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Think of the man who first tried German sausage.More Jerome Jerome [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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