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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.More Douglas Adams [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.More Douglas Adams [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.More Douglas Adams [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.More Douglas Adams [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.More Douglas Adams [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.More Douglas Adams [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:40]
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:01]
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:08]
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:34]
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:50]
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:05]
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:22]
If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:40]
In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:51]
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:58]
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:06]
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:12]
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 07:07:19]
It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 08:07:36]
Life is wasted on the living.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 08:07:54]
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 08:07:29]
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 08:07:39]
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 08:07:50]
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.More Douglas Adams [07/09/2011 08:07:19]

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