Peter Sellers

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Peter Sellers

Peter Sellers

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.More Peter Sellers [05/29/2006 12:05:00]
An extraordinary public servant.More Peter Sellers [05/29/2006 12:05:00]
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Criticism should be done by critics, and a critic should have some training and some love of the medium he is discussing. But these days, gossip-columnist training seems to be enough qualification. I suppose an ability to stand on your feet through interminable cocktail parties and swig interminable gins in between devouring masses of fried prawns may just possibly help you to understand and appreciate what a director is getting at, but for the life of me I can't see how.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog!More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Fran├žois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, 'Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?' I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth, Dr. Strangelove "resurrects" himself, miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical, robot-like body rises out of his wheelchair, crying exultantly: "Sir! I have a plan. Heh." (He realizes he is standing up.) "Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!"More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.More Peter Sellers [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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