Brendan Behan

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Brendan Behan

Brendan Behan

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:37]
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:48]
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:01]
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:05]
I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:09]
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:14]
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:18]
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:22]
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:27]
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:42]
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:53]
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:58]
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:04]
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:18]
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:32]
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.More Brendan Behan [10/12/2011 10:10:36]
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.More Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.More Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.More Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.More Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.More Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The English and Americans dislike only some" Irish - the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers - the ones that think.More Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.More Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summerMore Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.More Brendan Behan [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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