Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.More Craig Ferguson [08/22/2011 11:08:08]
They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.More Craig Ferguson [08/22/2011 11:08:14]
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.More Craig Ferguson [08/22/2011 11:08:19]
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.More Craig Ferguson [08/22/2011 11:08:24]
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I realized women and humor were linked very closely.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.More Craig Ferguson [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.More Craig Ferguson [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.More Craig Ferguson [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.More Craig Ferguson [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.More Craig Ferguson [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.More Craig Ferguson [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right.More Craig Ferguson [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.More Craig Ferguson [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I realized women and humor were linked very closely.More Craig Ferguson [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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