Jeff Smith

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Jeff Smith

Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it...More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits in Madison, New Jersey?More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of creative expression.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Prisoners learn how to make do with less, and many of them want to take this ingenuity that they've learned to the outside ... but there's no training, nothing to prepare them for that.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Slaves were taught to be fine chefs, but they endangered their lives if they made a mistake or served an ill-prepared dish. Rather than being reprimanded, they were often hauled into the dining room and flogged in the presence of the guests.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love this book! Cathy Malkasian's Percy Gloom swirls with echoes of cartoon landscapes from the past and present. You can almost hear Percy Gloom's meek, docile little voice. Her writing is so full of wit and charm that we, like the title character, walk dutifully to the edge and fall in. And like Percy, we are rewarded equally with night terrors and secret treasures.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn'tMore Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As I got into the animation, as I learned more about the business, I learned that you need a lot of people to do anything animated - even a short, let alone a feature film. And you need a lot of money.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery.More Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think the audience is truly all ages: I don't put anything in there that kids can't see, or shouldn't see, but I have to keep it interesting for me as an adultMore Jeff Smith [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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