Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.More Roseanne Barr [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:10]
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:15]
Excuse the mess but we live here.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:20]
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:30]
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:34]
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:40]
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:55]
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:59]
I was completely nuts for most of my life.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:03]
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:08]
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:13]
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:23]
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:28]
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:32]
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:40]
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:44]
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.More Roseanne Barr [10/11/2011 09:10:49]
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.More Roseanne Barr [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.More Roseanne Barr [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.More Roseanne Barr [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive
when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.More Roseanne Barr [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.More Roseanne Barr [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.More Roseanne Barr [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.More Roseanne Barr [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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