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Bill Murray:
It's because I'm white, isn't it?



Michael Jordan:
Larry's white.



Bill Murray:
Larry's not white. Larry's clear.

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Muggsy Bogues:
What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?



Psychiatrist:
I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.



Muggsy Bogues:
But I love my mama.

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Daffy Duck:
Mother!

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Daffy:
Let's all laugh at the duck.

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[Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down]



Golfer:
What are you doing?



Stan Podalak:
I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.



Golfer:
Oh.


[shouting back to someone off camera]



Golfer:
He's fixing a divot!

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Daffy:
How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!



Bugs:
Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse orginization would name their team The Ducks?

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Mouse announcer:
Standing at three foot three, four foot if you count the ears, the co-captain of the toon squad, the doctor of delight: Bugs Bunny!

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Daffy Duck:
Oh, fear clutches my breast!

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Daffy Duck:
Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

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Daffy Duck:
We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!

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Tweety Bird:
I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!

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Shawn Bradley:
I've got other skills... I could go back and work on the farm... or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again...

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Charles Barkley:
It was this girl, five-foot-nuthin'. Blocked my shot!



Psychiatrist:
When did you first start having this dream?



Charles Barkley:
It wasn't a dream, it really happened!

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General Clyde Haynes:
[talking about the two Solo Droids] Two Billion Dollars down the crapper!

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Improved Solo:
[to Solo thinking he *was* dying] You ceased to function!



Solo:
No, I bluffed!

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Improved Solo:
You fought well for a flawed unit.

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Colonel Madden:
[to Solo who is holding the Colonel horizontally above his head] How's it gonna feel if you kill me?



Solo:
Good question, let's find out.


[then drops the Colonel on his knee, breaking his spine with a crunch]

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Dr. Bill Stewart, Solo's Designer:
I should've stayed in college.

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Colonel Madden:
[speaking of the hut Solo's in] Blow it.



Rebel Leader:
I've got men in there!



Colonel Madden:
Not anymore.


[Boom!]

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Colonel Madden:
[to the rebel leader] First rule when dealing with the devil: don't.


[shoots him]

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Warren Miller:
In extreme skiing, chivalry is death.

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Warren Miller:
Adventure is the invitation to common people to become uncommon.

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Doyle:
[Doyle, Vaughan and Karl are in Doyle's truck going to get beer] Not that you two afflicted sumbitches know anything about this, you're sitting in a crew-cab dully pick-up. In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art.



Vaughan Cunningham:
Are you sure you can drive? You've really had alot of alcohol.



Doyle:
When you been drinking as long as me, Vaughan, you build up a tolerance. Here,


[hands off his beer can]



Doyle:
hide that between your legs for me.



Monty Johnson:
[the truck picks up speed] Hey Doyle, slow the fuck down!

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Vaughan Cunningham:
[about potted meat] They aren't moving too well, but I'll tell you what, I'll give a couple cans free to the right kid.



Frank:
I don't like potted meat. Daddy used to say they was made out of lips, peckers and intestines.



Linda:
Frank, don't talk that way.


[about Karl]



Linda:
Who's that strange looking man? He follow you in here?

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Bill Cox:
How are you coming along with that garden tiller?



Karl:
I fixed it. It's workin' pretty good now.



Bill Cox:
You done fixed it? Well I'll be damned. Scooter told me it couldn't be fixed. 'Course Scooter is about as shiftless as one poor son of a bitch can be. You done fixed it. I'll just be damned.

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