2gether 2gether

"...no, no, Do Not yell at him and do not use that kind of language..."~Chad
"What in the h is going on here?"~Doug
"All my friends are fighting you have to help! (Lisa, Paul, not now!) Delia started it!"~Chad
"Whose Delia?"~Doug
"My lamp! She told Steve and Elisabeth about Carol and now nobodys coming to the concert!"~Chad
"Uh...um..."~Doug
"Steve! and his second wife Elisabeth! Okay, here. CAROL. Carol is Steve's high school sweetheart. She hasn't left the house in years (divorce)."~Chad
"Wait a minute, wait a min, wait a min.....just stop! Aiight?.......you said she's single?"~Doug 2gether 2gether quotes

Quotes of the month

Author Unknown Because of the speeches of leading politicians on the central channels, circuses suffer terrible losses. [11/26/2022 09:11:25] More


Author Unknown Every pharaoh must be worthy of his mummy. [11/21/2022 12:11:26] More


Author Unknown A woman is an example of a creative approach to creating problems [11/07/2022 01:11:20] More


Vasily Nebenzya We do not carry out aggression against the Ukrainian people, but against the junta that seized power in Kyiv. [11/24/2022 04:11:57] More


Vladimir Putin They are trying to turn the OSCE into a vulgar instrument for ensuring the foreign policy interests of one or a group of countries in relation to other countries. [11/25/2022 08:11:34] More